| 1 | Merry Mishmash from Old Europe | 1 |
| 2 | Logic and Deduction | 18 |
| 3 | Shnorrers: or-- To give unto others is blessed, but to receive is simply divine | 27 |
| 4 | Tightskates and Cheapwards: or-- How to be selfish in practice without sacrificing your principles | 40 |
| 5 | Shlemiels and Shlimazls: or-- Such kinds of person you wouldn't want they should marry your sister | 51 |
| 6 | Atheists, Agnostics and Converts: or-- How to put your shoes on backwards and walk into yourself | 59 |
| 7 | Fibbers: or-- Allright already, stop lying; I believe you! | 68 |
| 8 | Dirty Crooks: or-- Crime doesn't pay, but oy, such good hours! | 73 |
| 9 | Miracles: or-- If God can't help with money, He'll at least give a sympathetic groan | 81 |
| 10 | Rabbis, Preachers and Cantors: or-- So they can't stand each other; at least they're not anti-Semitic | 84 |
| 11 | Religion: or--In the beginning was the word, and the word was "gevald!" | 101 |
| 12 | The Sages of Chelm | 111 |
| 13 | Fur, Fish and Fowl: or--Jewish creatures that hop, walk, run, creep, crawl, fly or nebach swim for a living | 130 |
| 14 | Marriage Brokers: or--Love is just a lot of dame foolishness | 137 |
| 15 | Marriage and Divorce: or--Married couples should think twice before divorcing--but enough is enough! | 147 |
| 16 | Circumcisions and Bar Mitzvahs: or--Lose a little here, gain a little there | 160 |
| 17 | The Army--That's All I Need! | 165 |
| 18 | Anti-Semites: or--Good Christians should not hate Jews any more than is absolutely necessary | |
| Part 1 | Eastern Europe | 177 |
| Part 2 | The Third Reich | 184 |
| Part 3 | The United States | 201 |
| 19 | These Wandering Jews: or--Westward Ho the Fagins! | 207 |
| 20 | Death and Taxes: or--To die we can always find time | 217 |
| 21 | Jewish Holidays: or--By you a rosary is a suitable Chanukah gift? | 231 |
| 22 | Smoking, Drinking and Gambling: or--How to indulge your vices with impunity, or with anyone else | 235 |
| 23 | Eat a Little Something: or--What do you mean, you burned the Kool-Aid? | 244 |
| 24 | Waiters, Restaurants and Patrons: or--Menus we don't serve. You want to read, go to the library | 251 |
| 25 | Show Biz: or--All right, so you're an actor; but what do you do for a living? | 261 |
| 26 | The Tot-Rod Set: or--No, Son, when little Bo Peep lost her sheep it wasn't deductible, but I like your thinking | 274 |
| 27 | Communication: or--To speak a dialect is bad enough, but with an accent? | 285 |
| 28 | Education: or--In the bright lexicon of youth there is no such word as "fail"--or, as some of them spell it, "fale" | 298 |
| 29 | Science | 313 |
| 30 | Culture: or--Why did you bring that book that I didn't want to be read to out of up for? | 318 |
| 31 | Quick Wits and Taut Retorts | 334 |
| 32 | Judges, Lawyers and Defendants: or--It is the opinion of the court that this innocent Jew is guilty as charged | 344 |
