Killer Tomatoes From Uranus!: They Sing,They Dance, They Eat Human Flesh!
���� Get Ready for a Cosmic Culinary Catastrophe! ����
Prepare yourself for the most outrageous journey through the cosmos in "The Killer Tomatoes from Uranus!" This wacky, ridiculous sci-fi horror comedy will have you rolling on the floor with laughter as you dive into a world where tomatoes from the far reaches of space drop into our gardens, ready to dance, devour, and disrupt!
With every turn of the page, you'll be greeted by whimsical black-and-white illustrations that bring these zany characters to life! Meet Tomás and Tina, the sassy salsa-swinging tomatoes who just can't get enough of our earthly delights. They love to dance in the moonlight, but watch out—they've got sharp white teeth and a taste for fresh flesh!
This book is packed with wild antics, unexpected twists, and a sprinkle of horror that'll keep you on the edge of your seat. Why are they here? What do they want? And who can stop their salsa-filled shenanigans? Only the brave members of the Gazpacho Police stand a chance against these groovy green invaders!
But wait, there's more! As a BONUS, you'll find full-size, pulse-pounding illustrations at the back of the book that capture the essence of this deliciously absurd tale!
So grab your salsa and prepare for a night of dancing, danger, and delectable delight as you uncover the secrets of the intergalactic garden party!
�� Get your copy of "The Killer Tomatoes from Uranus" today, and join the dance of a lifetime! ��
from a planet far away,
where cold bright stars shine,
Came the tomatoes, from Uranus
dancing in a line.
They love our salsa music
Of our fresh flesh,
They can't get enough,
each night in the garden,
they like to dance and strut their stuff.
Tomatoes from Uranus,
dancing through the night,
With sharp white teeth to eat our white meat,
what a sweet and juicy sight!
Tomatoes from Uranus,
they bring a jalapeño heat,
They have sassy salsa moves, that just can't be beat!
They love Little Shop of Horrors,
every single track,
When the music starts to play,
there's no turning back.
Tomás leads the conga, Tina takes the floor,
With every twist and turn, they shout
Feed Me More Seymour!
They can toss your salad and eat your raw meat
With their sweet salsa moves,
they just can't be beat!
They sing and dance till the break of dawn,
there's never a moment's peace,
the only cop who can make them stop
is a cop from the gazpacho police.
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Prepare yourself for the most outrageous journey through the cosmos in "The Killer Tomatoes from Uranus!" This wacky, ridiculous sci-fi horror comedy will have you rolling on the floor with laughter as you dive into a world where tomatoes from the far reaches of space drop into our gardens, ready to dance, devour, and disrupt!
With every turn of the page, you'll be greeted by whimsical black-and-white illustrations that bring these zany characters to life! Meet Tomás and Tina, the sassy salsa-swinging tomatoes who just can't get enough of our earthly delights. They love to dance in the moonlight, but watch out—they've got sharp white teeth and a taste for fresh flesh!
This book is packed with wild antics, unexpected twists, and a sprinkle of horror that'll keep you on the edge of your seat. Why are they here? What do they want? And who can stop their salsa-filled shenanigans? Only the brave members of the Gazpacho Police stand a chance against these groovy green invaders!
But wait, there's more! As a BONUS, you'll find full-size, pulse-pounding illustrations at the back of the book that capture the essence of this deliciously absurd tale!
So grab your salsa and prepare for a night of dancing, danger, and delectable delight as you uncover the secrets of the intergalactic garden party!
�� Get your copy of "The Killer Tomatoes from Uranus" today, and join the dance of a lifetime! ��
from a planet far away,
where cold bright stars shine,
Came the tomatoes, from Uranus
dancing in a line.
They love our salsa music
Of our fresh flesh,
They can't get enough,
each night in the garden,
they like to dance and strut their stuff.
Tomatoes from Uranus,
dancing through the night,
With sharp white teeth to eat our white meat,
what a sweet and juicy sight!
Tomatoes from Uranus,
they bring a jalapeño heat,
They have sassy salsa moves, that just can't be beat!
They love Little Shop of Horrors,
every single track,
When the music starts to play,
there's no turning back.
Tomás leads the conga, Tina takes the floor,
With every twist and turn, they shout
Feed Me More Seymour!
They can toss your salad and eat your raw meat
With their sweet salsa moves,
they just can't be beat!
They sing and dance till the break of dawn,
there's never a moment's peace,
the only cop who can make them stop
is a cop from the gazpacho police.
Killer Tomatoes From Uranus!: They Sing,They Dance, They Eat Human Flesh!
���� Get Ready for a Cosmic Culinary Catastrophe! ����
Prepare yourself for the most outrageous journey through the cosmos in "The Killer Tomatoes from Uranus!" This wacky, ridiculous sci-fi horror comedy will have you rolling on the floor with laughter as you dive into a world where tomatoes from the far reaches of space drop into our gardens, ready to dance, devour, and disrupt!
With every turn of the page, you'll be greeted by whimsical black-and-white illustrations that bring these zany characters to life! Meet Tomás and Tina, the sassy salsa-swinging tomatoes who just can't get enough of our earthly delights. They love to dance in the moonlight, but watch out—they've got sharp white teeth and a taste for fresh flesh!
This book is packed with wild antics, unexpected twists, and a sprinkle of horror that'll keep you on the edge of your seat. Why are they here? What do they want? And who can stop their salsa-filled shenanigans? Only the brave members of the Gazpacho Police stand a chance against these groovy green invaders!
But wait, there's more! As a BONUS, you'll find full-size, pulse-pounding illustrations at the back of the book that capture the essence of this deliciously absurd tale!
So grab your salsa and prepare for a night of dancing, danger, and delectable delight as you uncover the secrets of the intergalactic garden party!
�� Get your copy of "The Killer Tomatoes from Uranus" today, and join the dance of a lifetime! ��
from a planet far away,
where cold bright stars shine,
Came the tomatoes, from Uranus
dancing in a line.
They love our salsa music
Of our fresh flesh,
They can't get enough,
each night in the garden,
they like to dance and strut their stuff.
Tomatoes from Uranus,
dancing through the night,
With sharp white teeth to eat our white meat,
what a sweet and juicy sight!
Tomatoes from Uranus,
they bring a jalapeño heat,
They have sassy salsa moves, that just can't be beat!
They love Little Shop of Horrors,
every single track,
When the music starts to play,
there's no turning back.
Tomás leads the conga, Tina takes the floor,
With every twist and turn, they shout
Feed Me More Seymour!
They can toss your salad and eat your raw meat
With their sweet salsa moves,
they just can't be beat!
They sing and dance till the break of dawn,
there's never a moment's peace,
the only cop who can make them stop
is a cop from the gazpacho police.
Prepare yourself for the most outrageous journey through the cosmos in "The Killer Tomatoes from Uranus!" This wacky, ridiculous sci-fi horror comedy will have you rolling on the floor with laughter as you dive into a world where tomatoes from the far reaches of space drop into our gardens, ready to dance, devour, and disrupt!
With every turn of the page, you'll be greeted by whimsical black-and-white illustrations that bring these zany characters to life! Meet Tomás and Tina, the sassy salsa-swinging tomatoes who just can't get enough of our earthly delights. They love to dance in the moonlight, but watch out—they've got sharp white teeth and a taste for fresh flesh!
This book is packed with wild antics, unexpected twists, and a sprinkle of horror that'll keep you on the edge of your seat. Why are they here? What do they want? And who can stop their salsa-filled shenanigans? Only the brave members of the Gazpacho Police stand a chance against these groovy green invaders!
But wait, there's more! As a BONUS, you'll find full-size, pulse-pounding illustrations at the back of the book that capture the essence of this deliciously absurd tale!
So grab your salsa and prepare for a night of dancing, danger, and delectable delight as you uncover the secrets of the intergalactic garden party!
�� Get your copy of "The Killer Tomatoes from Uranus" today, and join the dance of a lifetime! ��
from a planet far away,
where cold bright stars shine,
Came the tomatoes, from Uranus
dancing in a line.
They love our salsa music
Of our fresh flesh,
They can't get enough,
each night in the garden,
they like to dance and strut their stuff.
Tomatoes from Uranus,
dancing through the night,
With sharp white teeth to eat our white meat,
what a sweet and juicy sight!
Tomatoes from Uranus,
they bring a jalapeño heat,
They have sassy salsa moves, that just can't be beat!
They love Little Shop of Horrors,
every single track,
When the music starts to play,
there's no turning back.
Tomás leads the conga, Tina takes the floor,
With every twist and turn, they shout
Feed Me More Seymour!
They can toss your salad and eat your raw meat
With their sweet salsa moves,
they just can't be beat!
They sing and dance till the break of dawn,
there's never a moment's peace,
the only cop who can make them stop
is a cop from the gazpacho police.
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Product Details
| ISBN-13: | 9798319684202 |
|---|---|
| Publisher: | Barnes & Noble Press |
| Publication date: | 09/02/2025 |
| Pages: | 36 |
| Product dimensions: | 8.50(w) x 11.00(h) x 0.09(d) |
| Age Range: | 9 - 12 Years |
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