Light Switches Are My Kryptonite

I started on light switches … I had to run my fingertip along every bit of the light switch – the edges, the corners, the button – in a particular order and pattern … If I didn’t get it just right, maybe bad things would happen. Sylvester spends a lot of time in his room, under the duvet, muttering his mantra – Timolol, Diclofenac, Alfacalcidol – and gluing glitter to the light switches. If he doesn’t the evil witch might curse him, or his perverted thoughts be exposed for the world to see. Or maybe he’s just being irrational…? Forced back home to live with his dealer dad, Carl, Sylvester’s imagination takes flight, along with his sanity.

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Light Switches Are My Kryptonite

I started on light switches … I had to run my fingertip along every bit of the light switch – the edges, the corners, the button – in a particular order and pattern … If I didn’t get it just right, maybe bad things would happen. Sylvester spends a lot of time in his room, under the duvet, muttering his mantra – Timolol, Diclofenac, Alfacalcidol – and gluing glitter to the light switches. If he doesn’t the evil witch might curse him, or his perverted thoughts be exposed for the world to see. Or maybe he’s just being irrational…? Forced back home to live with his dealer dad, Carl, Sylvester’s imagination takes flight, along with his sanity.

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Light Switches Are My Kryptonite

Light Switches Are My Kryptonite

by Crystal Jeans
Light Switches Are My Kryptonite

Light Switches Are My Kryptonite

by Crystal Jeans

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Overview

I started on light switches … I had to run my fingertip along every bit of the light switch – the edges, the corners, the button – in a particular order and pattern … If I didn’t get it just right, maybe bad things would happen. Sylvester spends a lot of time in his room, under the duvet, muttering his mantra – Timolol, Diclofenac, Alfacalcidol – and gluing glitter to the light switches. If he doesn’t the evil witch might curse him, or his perverted thoughts be exposed for the world to see. Or maybe he’s just being irrational…? Forced back home to live with his dealer dad, Carl, Sylvester’s imagination takes flight, along with his sanity.


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781909983588
Publisher: Honno Press
Publication date: 01/01/2018
Edition description: None ed.
Pages: 192
Product dimensions: 21.00(w) x 7.70(h) x 0.60(d)

About the Author

Crystal Jeans was born and brought up in Cardiff. She lived in Bristol before doing first a Creative Writing BA then an MPhil at the University of Glamorgan. She works in a care home, which inspired a collection of poetry about dementia (Mulfran Press). She has been shortlisted for the Bridport Prize (2010), had poetry published by Seren Press, and two short stories published by New Welsh Review.
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