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Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
By Whee Winn ZONDERVAN
Copyright © 2016 Zonderkidz
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ISBN: 978-0-310-75062-8
CHAPTER 1
Name Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
William.
William who?
William mind your own business!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get
something to eat?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora who?
Dora's locked. That's why I'm knocking!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip your pool. I wanna take a dip!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo who?
Jo King!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva sore hand from knocking.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita borrow a pencil.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!
Knock,
knock.
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the hole!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess me and my shadow!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie Q. Chicken!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy who?
Amy 'fraid I've forgotten.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for ten minutes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya who?
Maya name is Dan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling silly jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G ...
(Continues...)
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