Table of Contents
Prologue
Luz Bones 1
Part I Cast About as Vapor
Martin Luther, Plagued in His Retirement by Sickness, Appeals to His Wife 5
Lord Katie, Three Days Before Christmas 6
Kat Ashley, First Lady of the Bedchamber, Reveals the Queen's Condition in a Letter to Her Beloved 7
John Ashley, Master of the Queen's Jewels, in a Letter to His Still-Absent Wife 9
The Presbyterian Minister, Donald Cargill, to His Dead Wife on the Eve of His Execution 10
The Rev. Donald Cargill's Brother, James, on Following a Merchant's Path 11
The Anatomist, Dr. Antonio Maria Valsalva, Converses with His Young Bride Over Supper 12
Elena to Her Second Husband, Niccolo, on the Failings of Her First Husband 13
Lucy Bakewell Announces Her Imminent Marriage to John lames Audubon in a Letter to Her Kinswoman, Miss Gifford 14
John James Audubon Describes His Childhood to His Sons, Victor and Johnnie 16
Joseph Mason, Audubon's Former Background Artist, Speaks to Their Mutual Friends on Loyalty 18
Upon Taking Delivery of Audubon's First Published Bird Prints, Joseph Mason Sees, Then Shares with His Son, a Bitter Truth 20
Lucy Bakewell Audubon Takes Her Grandson on a Late-Night Walk to Find Her Husband 22
John James Audubon's Late Refrains 24
Part II The Siamese Twins Narratives
Nok Thai's Lullaby 29
Nok Thai in Mourning for Her Husband 31
Nok Thai on the Thought of New Lives for Herself and Her Children 33
Captain Abel Coffin on How He and His Partner, Robert Hunter, Have Managed the Twins on Tour 35
I, Chang-Eng 37
Nancy Yates on Her Daughters' Upcoming Double Nuptials 39
1, Chang-Eng 41
Aunt Grace Yates on the Brink of Change 43
Dr. James Calloway, to His Protégé, on His History with the Bunker Brothers 45
Sally Bunker Looks Back on Her Marriage 47
Addie Bunker on Her Sister and Their Conjoined and Separate Lives 48
Robert Bunker Describes the Circumstances of His Father's Death 49
Part III As Present Now as Ever
Hans Christian Andersen Encloses His Miniature Likeness in a Letter to Jenny Lind 53
Jenny Lind to Her Husband After He Discovers Her Cache of Letters from Hans Christian Andersen 54
Riborg Voigt Bøving to Her Husband on His Objections to Hans Christian Andersen 55
Hans Christian Andersen to a Confidant 56
In a Letter to His Cousin, Banker Moritz Melchior Speaks of His Wife, Dorothea, and Her Devotion to Hans Christian Andersen 57
Dorothea Melchior to Her Daughter on Andersen's Impact a Dozen Years After His Death 58
Mae West to Her Longtime Lover Two Hours Before Her Attorney Arrives to Draft Her Will 59
Paul Novak to Attorney Melvin Belli Before the Reading of Mae West's Will 60
H. L. Describes His Recent Near-Death Experience to the Newest Member of His Sex Addiction Therapy Group 61
H. L.'s Former Wife, Mary, on His Checkered History 62
Annie C. Former Security Guard at Walmart, to Her Brother on Her Near-Death Experience 63
In Line at the Celestial Coffee & Dessert Buffet, Annie's Auntie Alice Chats Up Her Sister 64
The Last Known Words of Frederick Valentich from a Disc Discovered in a Field of Alfalfa 65
A Farmer Reveals to His Best Mate the Details of His Sighting 67
Guido Valentich to a Persistent Junior Reporter 69
Alberta Valentich in Mourning for Her Son 71
After Decades of Avoiding the Press, Rhonda Rushton Breaks Her Silence in a Televised Interview 73
Stephen Roby, Former Air Traffic Controller and the Last Person to Talk with Frederick Valentich, Speaks on the Mystery of Valentich's Disappearance 75
Epilogue: To My Parents in the Hereafter 79