My Husband is a Hitman and I love Him for It
Steven Jones, an insurance auditor, is really a third-generation hitman. Delilah Jones, a stay at home mother, knows exactly what her husband does for his real "job" and even loves him for it. They are a loving and devoted couple who have been married for almost twenty harmonious years. However, the residents of this small town wouldn't exactly use the terms loving and devoted, but rather crude and vulgar. The Joneses may be loving and devoted to each other, and to their children, but to the rest of the world, well... they have a low tolerance for people. That will become apparent right after meeting this couple and hearing the interactions they will have with their "friends". This story is being told by a husband and wife duo who could be best described as a cross between the Osbournes and the Cleavers. Delilah loves her husband. Her children. Her life; which seems almost too perfect and untouchable. That is until an ambitious rookie cop, Tim Miller, moves right next door along with his nosey and gossipy wife, Dawn. Tim has discovered a link between some cases while searching through cold case files and a small signature left at each murder; murders that Steven was hired for. Now Steven and Delilah must work together, along with some "old friends", to steer this investigation in another direction or risk Tim discovering that Steven is the "Serial Killer". This direction will be detrimental to Tim's career; along with Dawn's dreams of her husband becoming rich and famous when he solves these cases. By the end of this novel, Delilah will realize that she may have underestimated Dawn when Dawn starts to do her own investigation; being a nosey person just may be the key to help her solve Tim's cases. Now Steven must change their plan without Delilah's knowledge. But what will that plan be and will it be enough?
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My Husband is a Hitman and I love Him for It
Steven Jones, an insurance auditor, is really a third-generation hitman. Delilah Jones, a stay at home mother, knows exactly what her husband does for his real "job" and even loves him for it. They are a loving and devoted couple who have been married for almost twenty harmonious years. However, the residents of this small town wouldn't exactly use the terms loving and devoted, but rather crude and vulgar. The Joneses may be loving and devoted to each other, and to their children, but to the rest of the world, well... they have a low tolerance for people. That will become apparent right after meeting this couple and hearing the interactions they will have with their "friends". This story is being told by a husband and wife duo who could be best described as a cross between the Osbournes and the Cleavers. Delilah loves her husband. Her children. Her life; which seems almost too perfect and untouchable. That is until an ambitious rookie cop, Tim Miller, moves right next door along with his nosey and gossipy wife, Dawn. Tim has discovered a link between some cases while searching through cold case files and a small signature left at each murder; murders that Steven was hired for. Now Steven and Delilah must work together, along with some "old friends", to steer this investigation in another direction or risk Tim discovering that Steven is the "Serial Killer". This direction will be detrimental to Tim's career; along with Dawn's dreams of her husband becoming rich and famous when he solves these cases. By the end of this novel, Delilah will realize that she may have underestimated Dawn when Dawn starts to do her own investigation; being a nosey person just may be the key to help her solve Tim's cases. Now Steven must change their plan without Delilah's knowledge. But what will that plan be and will it be enough?
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My Husband is a Hitman and I love Him for It

My Husband is a Hitman and I love Him for It

My Husband is a Hitman and I love Him for It

My Husband is a Hitman and I love Him for It

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Steven Jones, an insurance auditor, is really a third-generation hitman. Delilah Jones, a stay at home mother, knows exactly what her husband does for his real "job" and even loves him for it. They are a loving and devoted couple who have been married for almost twenty harmonious years. However, the residents of this small town wouldn't exactly use the terms loving and devoted, but rather crude and vulgar. The Joneses may be loving and devoted to each other, and to their children, but to the rest of the world, well... they have a low tolerance for people. That will become apparent right after meeting this couple and hearing the interactions they will have with their "friends". This story is being told by a husband and wife duo who could be best described as a cross between the Osbournes and the Cleavers. Delilah loves her husband. Her children. Her life; which seems almost too perfect and untouchable. That is until an ambitious rookie cop, Tim Miller, moves right next door along with his nosey and gossipy wife, Dawn. Tim has discovered a link between some cases while searching through cold case files and a small signature left at each murder; murders that Steven was hired for. Now Steven and Delilah must work together, along with some "old friends", to steer this investigation in another direction or risk Tim discovering that Steven is the "Serial Killer". This direction will be detrimental to Tim's career; along with Dawn's dreams of her husband becoming rich and famous when he solves these cases. By the end of this novel, Delilah will realize that she may have underestimated Dawn when Dawn starts to do her own investigation; being a nosey person just may be the key to help her solve Tim's cases. Now Steven must change their plan without Delilah's knowledge. But what will that plan be and will it be enough?

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781985629899
Publisher: CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date: 02/16/2018
Series: My Husband Is a Hitman and I Love Him for It , #1
Pages: 194
Product dimensions: 5.00(w) x 7.99(h) x 0.41(d)

About the Author

Melissa Ann Gaumes lives in Gouverneur, NY, a small town similar to the one in the story. Most of the characters and the vulgar jokes have come from people she knows; most of which are female friends or family members. The rest has come from herself and her husband; along with the characters Steven and Delilah. Melissa spends most of her time taking care of her husband and children. The rest is spent writing her hitman series. She is currently writing the second novel in the series: I Had to Become My Husband's Copycat. She is also the author of the Dhampir Three Saga.
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