Table of Contents
Preface vii
Acknowledgments xi
1 I'm Divorcing You 1
2 Time to Reminisce 10
3 Must Have Been Blind 17
4 The Phone Call 21
b Screw Him! 28
5 My New Best Friend 34
7 Know Your Enemy 38
8 Inspector Clouseau and Me 43
9 The Search for Tumbleweed 48
10 Keeping Up With the Jeffersons 53
11 The Cold Call 61
12 "The Pillow" 69
13 The Deposition 77
14 Unprepared to Divvy Up My Life 87
15 Headwinds Make Flying Solo Difficult 93
16 Showing Respect to His New Wife 99
17 My Son's Deployment 109
18 War, Love and R&R 115
19 Where, Oh Where, is the Alimony? 122
20 A True Brats' Love Story 129
21 The 29th Returns 142
22 Contempt of Court - and Stalking 147
23 Texas, Here I Come 154
24 Cocktail Napkins Say the Darnedest Things 166
25 His Net Worth 170
26 The Battalion Commander 182
27 Meltdown with Milou 187
28 Maximilian and Me 195
29 Deutschland and An Officer's Wife 206
30 Moving Onward and Upward 212
31 The Ex Husband Strikes Again 218
Glossary 224
Resources 233