Me and trouble go together like Nutella and, well, anything.
Meaning, as a team we offer no real benefit and are ultimately bad for you in the end, yet you just can’t help yourself from indulging.
Yeah, hi there, my name is Stacy and I’m what some might call a miscreant. Though I’d prefer you compare me to the likes of a mischievous fairy. (Because I’m adorable and spritely and how many criminals can you say that about?) I mean no harm, it’s all in good fun. But some people - *coughChadcough* - have a hard time appreciating my good-natured, all-around lovable personality.
But on occasion, my fun becomes a little less… innocent. Like when the stick-up-his-butt police officer, whom I like to refer to as Officer McSexyPants, made an enemy in me. Tossing me in jail over a very obvious joke (because what kind of idiot legitimately tries to whore herself out to an officer in uniform, am I right?) might have sounded like a good idea at the time, but he was wrong. Oh, (cue evil laughter) he was so, so wrong.
To prepare you for this ride-along, I’ve composed a list of things you’ll need before beginning your journey: Extra undies (Because mom always said to wear clean underwear in case you were in an accident, and I foresee a lot of wreckage); A toothbrush (‘Coz I’m a dental hygienist and bad oral care habits bug me); A playlist of songs that get you pumped up for badassery (Mine is full of NSYNC - everyone knows they are the real OGs); And lastly, some pencil and paper (You’ll want to take notes for future use. Eventually it’ll be your turn to exact revenge on someone and I promise to give you good material).
|Publisher:||All The Hype|
|Product dimensions:||5.00(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.74(d)|
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
Terrible, ridiculous and over the top book. Inaccurate medical scenes and just plain ludicrousness.
* I received an ebook in exchange for an honest review. * I have absolutely without a doubt found one of my newest and most favorite authors with author Jenn Hype!! She writes with such a style and flair that sucks the reader in and doesn't want to let them out...EVER! You will replay chapters from her books in your head over and over again and each time you will laugh like crazy at some of the sarcasm, antics and fun she creates in her world. She makes the characters real, flawed, and so intense that at times you wonder how she has created this alternate world and then you remember that you love being a part of it, so you don't question it at all anymore.... This book picks up where book 1 left off, but at the same time she has crafted it so that you can read it as a stand alone book. She gives just enough back story that you know what is going on, but not too much so that it is like a book 1 re-read. I loved Stacy in book and and I loved her even more in her own book. She is the person that shy people aim to be, the outspoken, brash, tell it like it is, but loyal friend that everyone wants. I love the way the author portrayed her and I want to find my very own real life Stacy!! We briefly meet Chad in book 1 as well, but we really get to know them both in this one. Stacy is arrested by Chad outside of a club where she is determined to pick up the straight laced cop. Chad is not at all interested or amused (or so he says). It takes a lot to get these two to figure out that they are meant to be...and the author makes it an unpredictable ride for the reader. The author's writing flows smoothlessly and seamlessly throughout the book, barely giving the reader a stopping point for food, the bathroom, work or any of those pesky chores. The reader just doesn't want to take a minute to stop!! It is that good and that much fun! This book and the characters are sure to leave you with a book hangover that only another book by this author could possible cure! I am so looking forward to book 3, 4, 5 6....so she better get writing!! Make sure you add this author and all of her books to your TBR list!! You won't want to miss these!!
3.5 Stars See what happens when adults act like idiotic children instead of the mature grownups they're supposed to be? They get hurt, they betray one another and things just get misconstrued. All of that was so very true for Stacey and Chad who decided it was more fun and convenient to lie, hurt and mess with one another instead of just admitting the truth! With that being said this was a clumsily funny story with Stacey winning the award for the most outspoken, loyal, vengeful and hilarious character ever! While she was a bit annoying with her colorful and outspoken attitude, she more than made up for it with clever witticism and more than funny remarks. Chad was a total douche! I can understand his reasons for not having close relationships but really he was a total asshat to Stacey. He was a decent guy but man he was a tool, I'm glad that Stacey wasn't a pushover nor a doormat and didn't put up with any of his crap! SR