Who would think that real estate could be so dangerous ... and deadly? Ace real estate agent Royce O'Rourke strives to enter the Billion Dollar Brotherhood, a secret society bent on world domination. But he must first battle a Roman Catholic priest, a voodoo priestess shaman, an army of zombies, and a coven of ants. And why is a strange, beautiful French woman seducing Royce after each open house? Ranging from the Tucson desert to the New Orleans French Quarter, Royce O'Rourke - Realtor! is a funny, yet devastating psychological profile of a strange species more terrifying than zombies: The real estate broker.