She's So Dead to Us (He's So/She's So Trilogy Series #1)

She's So Dead to Us (He's So/She's So Trilogy Series #1)

by Kieran Scott


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She's So Dead to Us (He's So/She's So Trilogy Series #1) by Kieran Scott

Perfect, picturesque Orchard Hill. It was the last thing Ally Ryan saw in the rearview mirror as her mother drove them out of town and away from the shame of the scandal her father caused when his hedge fund went south and practically bankrupted all their friends. Now, two years later, Ally’s mother has landed a job back at the site of their downfall, and they’re not exactly receiving a warm welcome. One bright spot, however, is gorgeous, intense Jake Graydon. But it won’t be easy for Ally to be with him—not if his friends (her former friends) have anything to say about it. Ally was hoping to have left all the drama in the past, but some things just can’t be forgotten….

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781416999522
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books For Young Readers
Publication date: 04/26/2011
Series: He's So/She's So Trilogy Series , #1
Edition description: Reprint
Pages: 304
Sales rank: 239,172
Product dimensions: 5.40(w) x 8.20(h) x 0.80(d)
Age Range: 12 - 17 Years

About the Author

Kieran Scott is the author of the True Love series, including Only Everything, Complete Everything, and Something True; and the Non-Blonde Cheerleader series along with the He’s So/She’s So trilogy: She’s So Dead to Us, He’s So Not Worth It, and This is So Not Happening. She also writes the New York Times bestselling series Private, as well as the Shadowlands trilogy, under the pen name Kate Brian. She resides in New Jersey with her family.

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Oh. My. God. You are never going to believe who I just saw driving through town in a Subaru.


Ally. Ryan.

You’re not serious.

Do I look like I’m laughing?

I heard she’s been sunning herself on the French Riviera for the past two years living off all our college funds.

No way. Her dad lost all that money.

My mom says they’ve been living in a trailer in West Virginia somewhere, like, under a bridge or something.

Oh my God. Did she look malnourished?

Her hair was kind of frizzy . . . .

I can’t believe she’s back. Does Chloe know?

Are you kidding? She sent a 911 text to the girls and they’re already convening at Jump.

Unbelievable. Ally Ryan back in Orchard Hill.

I cannot wait for the first day of school.

“So? What do you think?”
Hmm. What did I think? I had to take a moment to sort out an answer to that one. Here's what I came up with:
I thought that my ass hurt from sitting for four straight hours on the car ride from Maryland to New Jersey. I thought that the dingy gray condo in front of which I was now standing—discernable as my new home solely by the fact that the movers had propped the storm door open with a cinder block—was butthole hideous. Although, on the bright side, it was exactly the same butthole hideous as every other condominium on this particular block of the Orchard View condo complex, so at least it wasn’t alone in its butthole hideousness. I thought that the last time I had been in Orchard Hill about two years ago there had been a gorgeous apple orchard right where I was standing—an orchard that actually made sense of the name Orchard Hill—and that now it was gone. So not only was there no Orchard anywhere near the Orchard View condominiums, but there was also no View, since we were at the bottom of the hill from which one would have viewed said orchard, back when said orchard existed.
I also thought—no, knew –that the way I answered this question would determine my mother’s mood for the rest of the day. The rest of the week. Maybe the rest of the year.
So I smiled and said, “It’s great, Mom.”
Her tired, sad eyes brightened and the tension disappeared from her smile. “Don’t you think? And honey, it’s not forever. I’m going to put half my pay check away every week and Danielle says that before we know it we’ll be able to afford one of those cute little houses over by the library and . . . .”
Danielle was Danielle Moore, mother of my old friend Shannen Moore and the only one of my mom’s friends from Orchard Hill who still talked to her. Probably because she understood that wives and daughters should not be held responsible for the actions of husbands and fathers. Mrs. Moore was also the realtor who’d found us this lovely little condo in the first place. I had to remind myself not to thank her when I saw her again.
I missed the rest of my mother’s rambled promises because one of the movers—a round dude with too much facial hair—was walking by with my bike on his shoulder.
“Um . . . excuse me? Could I get that, please?” I asked, swallowing my aversion to strange men with pit stains.
He grunted and dropped my bike to the ground so hard I swear I heard the suspension whimper. But at least it was my bike. If home is where the heart is, home had just arrived.
He grunted again. I straddled my bike. Closed my hands around the well-worn rubber grips. There was plenty of dirt stuck up in the thick treds and I was ready to add some more. Instantly I felt about nine-hundred percent better. Nine-hundred percent more free.
“Ally, where’re you going?” the light was already gone from Mom’s eyes. “Don’t you want to see your room?”
“I’ll see it later. I’m going for a ride,” I said.
“Where? I hope you’re not thinking of—“
The movers slammed the truck door shut, muffling her last words, but I knew what she had said. And we both knew that I was thinking of what she thought I was thinking of. There was no reason to confirm or deny. Without a backward glance, I rode through the gates at the front of the complex, hooked a left and headed for town. It felt good to move. To breathe. To get the hell away from my mother and all her positive thinking. I love you, Mom, but things were not going to be the same now that we were “home.” Things were never going to be the same.
But still . . . it was kind of good to be back. As I waited at the light at the bottom of Orchard Avenue I couldn’t believe it had been over a year. The place looked exactly the same. Not one storefront had changed and they all still had the same cheesy names that had cracked me up back in kindergarten. The Tortoise and the Hair Beauty Salon. Baby It’s Yours Kids’ Clothing. Needle Me This Knitting Supply. Jump, Java and Wail! Coffee Company. The proprietors of Orchard Hill lived for their cutesy plays on words, which just made the Starbucks and the Gap look all the more cold and austere with their been-there-done-that signage. The movie theater anchored the downtown shopping area, its old-school neon lights doused since the sun was still up, its placard advertising the three latest and greatest indie movies of the month. The brick-faced post-office was bustling with activity and a few middle-school guys were using its handicapped ramp to show off their tricks. In the park across the way, a group of girls were laying out in shorts and tanks, their tops folded up to expose the maximum amount of stomach. As soon as I saw them I stood up on the pedals, racing up the hill and under the train trestle toward the crest. I doubted I knew any of them—most of my former friends had huge backyards with pools if they wanted to lay out—but I wasn’t ready to do the whole reunion thing yet.
Which was hilarious, considering where I was headed. I hesitated for a split second at the foot of Harvest Lane. What was I doing here, anyway? I hadn’t seen this hill since February of my freshman year—the night my family and I had driven down it for the last time, me staring out the back window of my dad’s soon-to-be-repossessed BMW, trying to commit every detail to memory. I hadn’t even called my friends to say goodbye. Hadn’t texted. Hadn’t emailed. Hadn’t tweeted a less-than-140-character “See ya!” I’d been too confused, too scared, too embarrassed. And soon too much time had passed and getting in touch felt awkward and humiliating and I just . . . never had. Now here I was, eighteen months later, wishing I could go back and smack my freshman self upside the head. Because if I had said goodbye, if I had kept in touch with any of them, it would have made moving back here so much easier. But how was I supposed to know my mother would one day get a job at Orchard Hill High? When we’d left, my parents had told me we were gone for good and I’d believed them.
It wasn’t my fault they didn’t have a clue they were talking about.
After spinning a couple of circles at the foot of the hill, I figured what the hell? I’d come this far. If fate wanted me to bump into one of my old friends today, then let fate have her way. I turned, flipped my bike into first, and started the long climb. The late August sun beat down on my back and sweat prickled my neck and underarms as I worked my bike uphill. There were no houses on this stretch of Harvest, the drop off on my right way too steep for building, the ridge on my left made of solid rock. As I came out of the trees, the view opened up and I glanced over my shoulder to see New York City lying low and gray in the distance. In front of it, the town of Orchard Hill opened up like a pretty pop-up book at my feet. From this height I could see Orchard Avenue and all the little side streets criss-crossing it at various angles. On the hill across the way was Orchard Hill High where I’d be starting school in a few days, and at the foot of that hill, the Orchard View condos, where my mom was probably cursing my name right now. Beyond that were all the cute cookie-cutter houses on their grid-like streets and the strip mall with its Dunkin Donuts and CVS and mom-and-pop pizza place and deli. At least we lived within walking distance of Munchkins and pizza. Always try to look at the bright side.
At the tip top of Harvest I paused and put my feet down, breathing heavily and taking in the view. I’d been thinking about this moment the whole ride up from Maryland. But now that I was here, my heart fluttered with nerves. I swallowed hard and pretended I didn’t feel it. Why should I be nervous? It wasn’t like I was going to see anyone. It wasn’t like it mattered. It was all in the past. I was a completely different person now. I was smarter. Stronger. Better.
I took a deep breath and rode around the bend. Suddenly everything became crisply clear in front of me, as if I’d been looking through someone else’s glasses for the whole ride up here and they’d finally fallen away. I leaned back on my bike and drank it all in. The tall, green trees forming a canopy overhead, the hissing sound of the sprinklers spritzing the manicured lawns, the scent of barbecue wafting through the air from the backyard of one of the stately houses. Suddenly I was twelve years old again. Ten. Five. A little kid running from yard to yard, chasing fireflies with my friends, laughing and shouting and singing like no one could hear.
Home. I was finally, finally home.
I rode slowly, lazily, down the wide lane, letting my front wheel weave in and out like I always did when I was a kid. The first house I came to was Faith’s. It was all stone and brick and pointed roofs, like something out of a gothic novel, except that her little brothers’ sleek, silver scooters were parked on the gravel path out front. The landscapers were out in full force, mowing and blowing and trimming and weed-whacking. There was one car in the driveway, a red Audi, which I didn’t remember. But this was not surprising. Faith’s mother got a new car every year, donating the old, barely driven one to charity as if she was doing it for the less fortunate and not just because she wanted her new-car-smell back. When I left, Faith was convinced she was destined for either Broadway or her own show on The Disney Channel. She was auditioning for some summer program at a theater in the city. I wondered, not for the first time, if she’d gotten in. If she’d taken her first step toward superstardom.
A little bit further and I came to Shannen’s place. Wide and white-faced and sprawling. The yard was unkempt, but it was otherwise the same as always. Two cars this time, and I heard music blasting from the general direction of Shannen’s bedroom. I leaned down and pedaled as hard as I could until I’d gotten past the hedgerow and out of sight. The level of fear I felt at the thought of seeing her surprised me. What the hell was I going to do on the first day of school if I couldn’t even handle the thought of Shannen Moore spotting me out her bedroom window? Drop dead of nervousness, apparently. I wondered how her family was doing these days. It had been almost two years since Shannen’s older brother Charlie ran away. When I left, Shannen still thought it was her fault and her parents weren’t speaking to each other. Had things gotten any better since? Had Charlie ever come home?
At the corner, was Hammond’s place. It looked dead. Down the shore for the weekend, of course. No one spent more time at their shore house than Hammond’s family. Sometimes they spent the whole summer, but they were probably back during the week now, since Hammond would have soccer practice. Everything revolved around Hammond’s sports schedules—and his older brother Liam’s back when he was in high school. I stood up on the pedals, trying to spot the secret path that cut through the tree line separating his back yard from my side one, but the full, green trees hid it from view.
The secret path. My heart pounded at the thought of the last time Hammond had used our short cut, and I quickly hooked a quick right onto Vista View Lane, scooting past the yellow “Dead End” sign that both my mother and Chloe’s mother had actually gone to borough hall to protest because it was so “unsightly.” To my left was Chloe’s place, and the thought of seeing her freaked me out even more than the thought of seeing Shannen. Did Chloe know? Had Hammond told her what had happened that last time he’d come over? Were they still together? And if not, was I the reason?
I only knew one thing for sure: I was not ready to find out the answers to those questions. I laid into my pedals, putting Chloe’s place behind me. And then, there it was. At the end of the cul de sac was my house. My home. The mansion where I'd grown up. I assumed the gate would be closed, but it wasn’t, and as soon as I saw the opening, I accelerated. I didn’t even think. I just rode. Through the gates and up the hill of the driveway. At the top was the circle with the apple tree at the center, surrounded by little pink flowers and a stone border. My dad had taught me to ride my tricycle around that circle, and later my bike. All the scraped knees and tears and shouts of joy came flooding back out of nowhere. I rode around it once and everything unexpectedly blurred.
There was a set of shrubs planted under the library window. Someone else’s bike tossed on the grass. New planters in front of the door with happy little marigolds dancing in the breeze. Not my house anymore. Not my home.
My gaze drifted to the right, to the row of evergreens that shrouded the view of the basketball court in the backyard. My dad had built it for me for my twelfth birthday—a state of the art outdoor court complete with scoreboard, bleachers, and a hand-painted sign that read “Ryan Arena.” It was the best birthday of my life. All my friends were there and dad had jerseys made up for each of us with our last names emblazoned across the back. At my mother’s insistence, the number was the same on each, because she knew that if, say, Chloe was given number one everyone would think that meant I had chosen favorites—like she was my best friend. But my mother knew I hated putting labels on the group. They were all my best friends. Chloe, Shannen, Faith, Hammond, Trevor and Todd. We’d been together since Kindergarten. Had never gone a week without seeing each other for a party or a practice or a music lesson or a charity event. In my opinion, we were practically related.
Which made the fact that I’d ditched this place without saying goodbye potentially unforgiveable.
I wondered what my father would say if he could see me right now. “Chin up, Bud,” I heard him say in my ear. “No use dwelling on the past. What you do tomorrow and the next day and the day after that is what matters.” Was that what he was doing out there right now, wherever he was? Forgetting about this place, about us? Starting a new future? Two weeks after he’d moved us out of Orchard Hill and in with my grandma in Baltimore, my dad has simply disappeared. One night he was there, and the next morning he was gone. He hadn’t left a note. Had cancelled his cell. No one—not even my mother or his mother—knew where he was. Grandma had told me that my father was ashamed. That he couldn’t handle being around us every day when he had hurt us so badly. That he’d probably come back when he felt himself worthy again. That was his way, she said.
But it made zero sense to me. Because his leaving hurt way worse than the fact that he’d lost all our money and our home. Way worse.
The thing was, my dad was always there for me. He was the one thing I had that always made my equally privileged Crestie friends jealous. All of our dads had these high-powered jobs in New York. Chloe’s father owned a bunch of successful restaurants and was never around at night or on weekends. Shannen’s dad practically ran this huge advertising firm and was always jetting off to L.A. or Chicago to oversee commercial shoots. Faith’s father was a concert promoter so he spent tons of time schmoozing superstars whom Faith never got to meet, which drove her totally insane. Hammond’s father was the boss man at a cable news channel and spent half his time buying up smaller stations around the globe. The Stein twins’ father did something in real estate that I never quite understood, but it meant spending lots of time in Florida and Texas. Basically, it was rare to spot any of their dads on the Crest. But my father always did his best to make it to my basketball games and plays. He actually came to the hospital when Shannen and I crashed our bikes on a dare and broke various bones, while Shannen’s father didn’t even have time to call. He never missed a Christmas, always took my mom into Little Italy for Valentine’s Day, helped me blow out my candles each birthday. Unlike the rest of the Crestie fathers, my dad was somehow always there.
Until he made some bad investment and lost everything. And not just for us. He’d lost a lot of my friends’ parents’ money, too. I’d never been clear on the details. All I knew was it meant we had to sell our house and cars and our shore house—that we had to leave. I think that was part of the reason I hadn’t been able to face calling any of my friends. What my dad did . . . it made me feel like a moron. I’d thought he was so perfect—the greatest dad on the crest—and then he’d talked everyone’s parents in to some stupid risky investment and lost tons of their money. My dad, as it turned out, was a fake. A loser. And it made me feel like a loser too.
My mom was always telling me that my dad hadn’t done it on purpose. After all, if he knew that stock was going to tank, he wouldn’t have put all of our money into it as well as some of our friends’. She said he’d simply messed up. But he’d messed up so big time that my life had been completely turned upside down.
So yeah, I was angry. But not so angry that I’d never get over it. At least I would have. If he hadn’t bailed on us.
The tears that had blurred my vision started to sting. I placed my feet on the stone and took a breath. I had not come here to cry. I was not going to cry.
Behind me there was a noise. The unmistakable sound of a window sliding open. My feet hit the pedals.
“What the hell are you doing?”
My fight or flight reflex was overruled by curiosity. I had to see who was living in my house. I looked over my shoulder. The first thing I thought was, “That’s my room.” The second? “Who are you and why are you not on television?”
The guy who lived in my room was shirtless. He folded his bare, tan arms on the windowsill and gave me an arch look. His hair was wet as if he’d just come in from a swim, and his eyes danced as he looked down at me. He had the most perfect shoulders I’d ever seen and his biceps bulged as he settled in. An athlete definitely. A possibly naked male athlete of the highest hotness order. And he was living in my room.
“Are you lost?” he said.
He was amused. One of those guys who was so confident in himself and his position that even the appearance of a scraggly looking girl trespassing on his property presented nothing more than an opportunity to tease.
I turned my bike around to face him, still straddling, just in case I needed to make a quick getaway.
“You’re in my room,” I said.
He laughed and I felt it inside my chest. My toes curled inside my beat up Converse. “Oh, really.”
He looked over his shoulder. “So that’s your jockstrap on the floor.”
I grimaced. “Okay, I’ve known you for two seconds and already that’s too much information.”
His smile widened. “How is this your room?”
“I used to live here,” I told him, swallowing a lump that suddenly popped up in my throat. “I moved a couple of years ago.”
Now he was intrigued. He shifted his position and looked me up and down. “Prove it.”
“Okay. Go look inside the closet, above the door. I used to write down my box scores up there.”
“What sport?”
He narrowed his eyes, but went. The second he was gone I noticed my hands hurt. I released the grip on my handlebars and looked at my palms. Dozens of tiny red lines were cut into them from the rubber. I had been holding on for dear life. He came back.
“You scored forty points in the state championship?”
“JV championship,” I clarified modestly.
“If I had stats like that they’d be spray painted on the walls.”
“My dad,” I told him. “He was always lecturing on being a team player. Didn’t want me to get all me, me, me about it, so I had to hide it.”
Which, considering how things had turned out, was pretty ironic.
He disappeared. Suddenly a basketball was hurtling toward my head. I reached up and plucked it out of the air with both hands before it could break my nose.
“Thanks for the warning!” I shouted, my heart in my throat.
He pulled on a maroon and gold t-shirt. Orchard Hill Soccer. Of course. “I gotta see these skills,” he said. “I’m coming down.”
My palms started to sweat all over the ball. Who was this guy? If he was on soccer he obviously knew Hammond. Was he friends with Chloe and them as well? Who was I kidding? Of course he was. He lived on the crest. Suddenly my brain was flying three steps ahead. He was definitely going to tell them I was here. Then everyone would be talking about me. What would they tell him? What would he think? He was just coming out the front door—tall . . . very tall . . . taller than me, even—when my cell phone trilled.
I considered not answering, but my mother would freak. I tucked the basketball between my hip and forearm and fumbled the phone from the pocket of my jeans.
“Hey,” I said.
“Ally, I really need you back here,” she said. “They want to know where to put your furniture and we have to get something for dinner. Where are you?”
I looked at the hot boy who was standing in front of me expectantly with his perfect calves and ready smile and the lightest blue eyes I'd ever seen. Looked at the house that wasn’t my house, behind him.
“I’m on my way,” I said.
His face fell.
I closed the phone and tossed him the ball. “I gotta go.”
“Wait,” he protested.
Wow. Way to sound belligerent, Ally.
“If you used to live here then you must know the crew,” he said, taking a few steps toward me, passing the ball back and forth from hand to hand.
The crew? Seriously? “Um, the crew?”
“Hammond, Chloe, Shannen, Faith, the Idiot Twins,” he said, rolling a hand around.
I laughed. The Idiot Twins. It was our nickname for Trevor and Todd Stein, local daredevils. Hadn’t heard that one in a while.
“Yeah, I don’t know who came up with that name, but it fits,” he said with a smile.
“I did,” I told him.
His eyebrows shot up. “Yeah?”
“There was this whole thing where Trevor and Todd rigged up a homemade bungee cord and tried to bungee jump off their jungle gym,” I said, narrowing my eyes. “Let’s just say the results weren’t pretty.”
He laughed. “Is that why Trevor’s nose is like that?”
“Nice,” he nodded, dribbling the ball. “I must mock them endlessly about that later.” He looked me in the eyes and my knees went a tad weak. Just from eye contact. “So you coined the idiot twins. Nice work.”
“Thank you,” I said, bowing my head slightly.
“There’s a party the night before school starts. At Connor Shale’s house.”
Connor Shale. The boy who’d shoved his tongue down my throat in Shannen’s tree house the summer between eighth and ninth grade while his parents played train dominoes with mine on the patio down below. I’d been too polite to shove him off of me and had let the heinousness go on for at least two minutes until, thankfully, Hammond Ross had appeared at the top of the rope ladder and laughed until Connor finally stopped. Then I’d practically fallen the ten feet to the ground trying to get away. My first kiss. Not my finest moment. Even more unfortunate? I’d only kissed one other guy since.
“You should come,” Bedroom Boy said.
I experienced an unpleasant twisting in my lower gut. It was amazing how casual it was for him. Like he wasn’t inviting me into the very scene I had both dreaded and looked forward to with a mixture of excitement, apprehension and abject fear for so long.
But it was kind of nice that he wanted me there. And wasn’t this a good sign, anyway? Clearly my friends hadn’t been slandering me all over the place for the past two years. If they had, he never would have invited me to a party with them. Right?
“Um, yeah. Maybe,” I said. My phone trilled again. “I really gotta go.”
“Oh, come on. Just one game?”
“Rain check,” I told him, turning and peddling away.
“I’m holding you to that!” he shouted.
It wasn’t until I was halfway down Harvest Lane that I realized I’d never even gotten his name.

“Am I running some kind of geriatric summer camp here?” Coach shouted. “Let’s hustle!”
I didn’t hustle. I looked at Hammond and he rolled his eyes. I hate laps. If you’re going to make us run distance at least let us out on the streets. What am I, some kind of lab rat scampering in circles for your block of cheese? Upperclassmen, at least, shouldn’t have to do this shit. It was so fucking hot out. And my brain was fried. And I still had three hours of practice ahead of me and back-to-school shopping with my mom tonight and all I could think about was the girl who used to live in my room.
The girl, was hot. Not, like, model hot, but hot. I like a girl who dresses down—when they don’t need all those bows and doilies and jewelry and crap—when they know they’re hot without it. And the ponytail? That sealed it. She even had those little curls behind her ear just, like, touching her neck . . . . Shit. So effing sexy. All night, I couldn’t stop thinking about her. I mean, she used to sleep in my room. How could I not think about that?
“Dude, that’s ten,” Hammond said, smacking me in the chest with the back of his hand.
“Thank God.”
We grabbed paper cups full of water and dropped down on the grass to watch the stragglers.
“Jonah! Pick it up!” I shouted at my brother. Just to be a dick. He was a freshman and all freshmen and Varsity virgins get hazed. He shot me an annoyed look, but sprinted the last turn. Hammond laughed and crushed his cup before tossing it on the ground.
“Look at that little fucker,” he said, nodding at David Drake, who had finished ahead of us and was now running stairs on the bleachers, tossing a soccer ball back and forth from hand to hand, for no apparent reason. “He doesn’t watch out he’s gonna get a kick in the head.”
“Maybe he’s on something,” I suggested, not at all serious.
Last year David Drake had been the most pathetic player on JV. This year he’d added at least ten pounds of muscle and had shown some respectable skills on the field. It was obvious he'd been working his ass off all summer, which I respect. Not everyone cares that much. I know I don't. But Drake didn’t live on the crest, and he still had the balls to play soccer, which around here was a Crestie sport. So that meant Hammond didn’t like him.
Which brought up a question. Where was the new-old girl living? As far as I knew none of the Crestie families had moved this summer. I glanced sideways at Hammond.
“What do you know about the girl who used to live in my house?” I asked.
Hammond’s head whipped up so fast I heard a crack. “What about her?”
“Who is she?” I asked. “Were you, like, friends with her?”
“Why? What do you know?”
I stared at him. Why was he so tense all of a sudden? “She came over yesterday,” I said. “Guess she wanted to see her old place or something.”
“Shut the fuck up. You saw Ally Ryan?” Hammond shifted his position. He reminded me of a dog waiting for a treat. A pit bull/German shepherd mix. The kind of dog that would take the Milkbone out of your hand and then bite your fingers off just for fun.
“Yeah,” I said.
Ally Ryan. Her name was Ally Ryan. AllyRyanAllyRyanAllyRyan.
“Wait. Ally Ryan. I’ve heard that name before,” I said.
“She comes up every once in a while,” Hammond said.
Right. Now I remembered. She was the girl in the picture in Shannen’s room. The one of a whole mess of Crestie girls taken at the country club pool in, like, sixth grade. I’d asked Shannen about her once and she hadn’t wanted to talk about it. Interesting.
“Dude. How did she look?” Hammond asked.
I didn’t like his tone. He was practically licking his chops. “Fine. Good. Whatever. I don’t know what she looked like before.”
“Is she hot?” Hammond asked.
I lifted a shoulder. “She’s all right.”
Hammond eyed me for a long moment. I stared straight ahead at the field, where the coaches were lining up cones for drills. My face was burning. I hoped I was already red from running so Hammond wouldn’t realize why.
“Dude, you don’t want to go there,” Hammond said.
I sucked down the rest of my water. “Who said I was going anywhere?”
“Good. Because Ally Ryan is, like, enemy number one.”
“What? What does that even mean?” I asked.
“Short version? Two years ago her father screwed all of our families out of a load of money and then left town,” Hammond said. “We were all friends before that. You know, Sunday dinners and all that shit.”
“She comes to Sunday dinners?” I asked.
I dreaded the stupid Sunday dinner tradition. My mother had campaigned for over a year to get my family invited to them and once we were in I still had no idea why. It was all so fake, the crest families gathering once a week for a homemade five-course meal like we were one, big, happy family. We didn’t even know these people existed three years ago, but now all of a sudden my mother’s happiness hinged on whether or not Mrs. Appleby approved of her banana crème pie or whether Mrs. Kirkpatrick broke her vegan rule for Mom’s roast. I had an okay time with my friends, but the formal setting always made everyone act like morons, like Shannen trying to sneak alcohol between courses or Faith flirting with the wait staff or the Idiot Twins, well, being themselves only ten times louder. I was constantly counting the seconds until dessert was cleared and we could bail. But I had a feeling I could tolerate Sunday nights a lot better if Ally were there.
Came. Past tense, dude,” Hammond said. “Look, everyone hates the Ryans. Her dad is the reason Shannen’s father is on a permanent bender. He’s the reason I have no college money and Liam had to take out freaking student loans. Trevor and Todd lost their house because of him.”
“That’s why they live at their grandparents?” I asked.
Huh. I’d always wondered why the Idiot Twins and their parents lived in the Enclave. It was this exclusive condo neighborhood on the crest where most of the places were owned by Crestie grandparents who only visited on the holidays. The Steins lived there year round and every once in a while their grandparents would come back and squeeze in. They seemed to like it though. Nana and Pop were like superheroes to those dudes.
“Wait. But Shannen always says her dad’s been sloshed her whole life.”
“Maybe, but he got really bad when Charlie split and then went off the reservation after Ally’s dad lost all their savings,” Hammond said, his jaw clenched. “Stopped going to work, lost his job . . . . That’s why he’s ‘consulting’ now,” he said, rolling his eyes and adding air quotes. We both knew Mr. Moore hardly ever left his house. If he was an advertising consultant, he wasn’t doing very well at it.
“Whoa.” I was surprised Shannen hadn’t told me that part. She was basically my best friend and usually told me everything. But then, maybe this was why she didn’t want to talk about Ally the one time I’d asked.
“No shit,” Hammond said. “Chloe’s dad’s the only one who didn’t get screwed when the Ryans skipped town. Guess he was the only one smart enough not to invest with the guy.” He ripped up some blades of grass and tossed them at the ground. “Trust me. We’re all better off if Ally Ryan stays far, far away.”
“Wow. Crazy,” I said.
Probably not the best idea to invite her to Shale’s party then. I wasn’t even sure why I’d done it. Usually I didn’t invite anyone anywhere. Especially when it wasn’t my party to begin with. I just go with the flow. Don’t rock the boat. But I don’t know. I think I’d just wanted to make sure I’d see her again. Of course if I’d thought about it for two seconds I would have realized I’d be seeing her in school. Every day. But whatever. Maybe she wouldn’t show up. I mean, if she was at all aware of how everyone felt about her, she’d be stupid not to stay home. Either way, not my problem.
Coach blew his whistle. “Let’s go! Break time’s over!”
“The girls are going to shit when they hear you talked to Ally Ryan,” Hammond said as he stood up. “You coming?”
I got up and tossed my cup in the garbage can, then stooped to pick up Hammond’s and tossed that, too. I wanted to know more, no doubt, but I wasn’t about to press for details. If there was one thing I had learned since moving to this town it was that the people on the crest had their own way of doing things. They had their theme parties and their group vacations. They had their cheesy little traditions and their pack mentality, as my dad called it. And they also had their opinions. And hardly any of them made sense. At least not to me.
“Hey guys,” David Drake said as he jogged to catch up with us. He bounced back and forth from foot to foot, juggling his soccer ball. He had this self-satisfied look on his face. The kid was showing off his energy level. Maybe later I should take him aside and give him a few pointers about not coming off like a pathetic, needy loser.
“Fuck off, Drake,” Hammond said, slapping his ball away. It bounced halfway across the field and onto the track on the far side, where the cheerleaders were throwing each other around.
David chuckled. “Yeah, right. Good one.”
This guy had no idea the size of the hole he was digging for himself. I looked at Hammond and we laughed. David did, too. Like he was in on the joke. Dig, dig, dig.
“Line it up!” Coach called out.
We did. I made sure I was between Hammond and David so that Ham couldn’t shove the kid over in the middle of a calf stretch.
“That dude is so getting hazed this weekend,” Hammond said, almost loudly enough for David to hear.
I bent over to stretch out. Ally Ryan’s face flashed in my mind and I squashed it. I wasn’t about to hook up with some chick all my friends hated. Even if them hating her made no sense. It wasn’t worth the drama. I was just going to have to start fantasizing about someone else. Luckily, there I’d heard some marys from Blessed Heart Academy were going to show up at Shale’s. Blessed Heart girls were hot. I needed distraction from Ally Ryan?
Done and done.

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Tiger_Holland More than 1 year ago
"Meet Ally Ryan, raised up on the crest, where all the richest families converge. She had a group of Crestie friends, the best companions ever, now they've all got the urge to treat her cruelly just because her Dad lost some of their dads' millions two years back. Returning home, she's lost all that she had, and handsome new guy Jake is tangled smack in the middle of this trouble--he's miffed 'cause he likes Ally, but his friends treat her like garbage. Is there a way to mend the rift? Pssh. These kids can hold a grudge 4-Ev-R. This snappy book's addictive. When you're through, you'll be left agonizing for book two." This book exceeded my expectations like wow. I thought it looked light and diverting, so I signed up for the She's So Dead to Us ARC tour, only to find a book so enjoyable I finished it in one day. Ally moves back to Orchard Hill where she spent the best years of her life, that is, until her father's hedge fund went wonky and all her friends lost their beach homes and college money. She and her mother are one step away from impoverished because her dad abandoned them almost immediately after his big financial misstep. So Ally's gone from riches to rage, she's dad-less, and she's coming back home to her former best friends who all hate her. Does that wreck Ally's life? No. She's not a Pollyanna--she knows how awful her circumstances are, but she doesn't let her brain curdle with bitterness or self pity. Any hopes she has that she'll be treated with common decency are dashed when her friends Faith, Chloe, Shannen, Hammond, and the "Idiot Twins" Trevor and Todd give her the cold shoulder and actively look for ways to hurt her. I was close to incredulous at how snide these rich kids called "Cresties" were, but then it's explained that even though they're all still rich enough to look very posh, Ally's dad brought them low in other ways--Shannen's alcoholic dad got alcoholicky-er after losing so much money, and Faith's parents are about to divorce over financial troubles. Their reasons for being angry are sound, but they stay ticked beyond the limit of normalcy. Most of them seem to be freezing Ally out to prove to the others in their group that they're loyal. Jake Graydon is a complication on several fronts. First, Ally's living in a crummy apartment and Jake's family moved into her old mansion, and he lives in her room. He's an athlete like she is, he's best friends with her ex-friends and he almost occupies her exact role in the group. It's like she's been replaced by a male version of herself. I instantly liked Jake. We get about one scene in his POV for every two scenes in Ally's, and Jake's thought process is delightful. I love fictional boys who actually sound like boys. He thinks he can't befriend her, though he's seriously interested, and it's jaw-droppingly adorable how often he thinks of her in spite of himself. I really wish he could overcome his need to stay on his friends' good side, but he does finally start to see how deceitful and childish all his buddies are. Then there's Ally. I LOVE this character. She's savvy and strong and she's got "winner" written all over her. Just watching her walk through the school doors, I know that this girl is going to be all right, no matter what. I'm thrilled that there are two sequels in the works, so I can see Ally be a great role model and a cool person over the course of a whole trilogy.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
A year or two ago I read Geek Magnet by Kieran Scott. I loved it so much and read it over and over again. When this book came out, I couldn't wait to read it because I thought Geek Magnet was so good. This book did not disapoint me at all. Kieran did a great job with the characters. I became attached to all of them, even the mean ones. The story seems like it would be predictable but it's really not. I would recomend this to any teenager that admires amazing, well written books. I can't wait for the sequel!
lacrossechick More than 1 year ago
I read this book in about a day. It is one of those books that you don't want to put down. So I think you should go get the book now!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I LOVED this book! I've probably read it a billion times and skip to my favorite parts. I especially like how the book is told from Jake's point of view and not just Ally's it makes it more interesting/entertaining to know what he's thinking. He's so not worth it is good as well and i cannot wait for This is so not happening to come out!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Loved this book reading the 2nd one now and can not wait for the 3rd !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vivacie More than 1 year ago
She's So Dead to Us is one of my new favourites. I don't usually venture out of the fantasy/paranormal category and I've never been one to read 'chick lit,' so, it surprised me when I kept reading and falling deeper into Ally Ryan's life. I really love everything about SSDTU. It may seem weird for girls to just be all out mean/evil to someone who used to be there best friend, but I've been there enough to know that this book sings some truth. Ally's ex-friends are the territorial Pitbulls...'scuse me, Cresties. They can be mean and snotty one minute and the next they'll be oh~so angelic with something up their sleeves. They may seem a little over dramatized at times, but like I said before, I've been there and I know for a fact girls like these exist. The added drama only makes this book better. Ally is a great character. She's not too strong, but strong enough to know when enough is enough. I like that I could relate to her. She wants her friends back, but they just keep hurting her and pushing her. That is, until she's forced to push back and not take their crap. Jake, the guy who now lives in Ally's bedroom (the guy who Ally has a crush on and vice versa), gets his POV shared. We get to see in his head and see what the Cresties are planning. Ally is not the only fighting a battle. Jake has problems choosing his friends or Ally. Really, I think this book does a good job at how mishaps get blown out of proportion and how secrets become a tangled web. It's all very addictive. The only problem is the cliffhanger ending! It felt as though the book ended abruptly (which it did) and I was expecting another chapter. Not fair, so if you read SSDTU (why wouldn't you?) definitely have the second book on hand.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Anaylysis complete. *leaves*
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Theyre probably busy. My next door nieghbors girl comes over EVERY DAY so i cant be on often.
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The pup seems very upset about this. "What? No! What other Clan would accept a wolf?" †#0¿?
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Gathering at fortrees now
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I have 12 others
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I loved this book it is soooo good!!!! This keeps yu on your toes with every turn!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
He's so not worth it
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Whats the second book in this series???? Just re question your answer as a revieww thanks ;)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Love the storyline, characters (even the vicious ones), and dialogue. I highly recommend reading this book and the 2nd one in the series. Too bad we have to wait until January 2012 to read the final book in this series of three.
RachelReads11 More than 1 year ago
I have read other books by Kieran Scott and really enjoyed them so I was glad when I could finally get my hands on this book. I was not disappointed. Scott writes such great contemporary stories and writes them from not just a teenage perspective but a girl/woman's perspective. However, she's pretty much got the guy voice down too. I really feel for Ally because I have been the new girl in high school but I can't imagine having to deal with leaving your friends in a blaze of disappointment and then coming back and having to deal with the backlash of something you had nothing to do with. I'm sure that her friends were mostly unhappy with her because of her father but they took it too far I think. Jake was not a likable character at all and even though I could feel the energy between Ally and Jake, I hope that Jake makes a better turn in the sequel. I would definitely recommend this book for anyone who has been treated like crap in high school because of something they may or may not have done. It is a really great start to this series.
Julia Chiappetta More than 1 year ago
I loved this book. I actually read the second book first not knowing. I loved the second book "he's so not worth it" so i had to read this book. I coldn't put the book down. I can't wait for the third book!
bobbles918 More than 1 year ago
I loved how the story went from Ally's POV to Jake's-it just made the story so perfect for me. I love knowing how both parties are feeling. I felt bad for Ally-coming back to a place where everyone hates you because of what your dad did & suffering for that. Connecting with someone but not being able to be with him because he's a "Crestie" & youre a "Norm". But along the way Ally gets some great friends who are always there for her. But Ally is also stubborn & that leads to alot of problems for her. Jake-oh Jake- The one who now lives in Ally's room & is BFFs with Ally's old BFF & is the most beautiful boy Ally has ever seen. He acts like a coward on the outside to his friends but on the inside all he can think about is Ally. I guess you can't really blame him for not sticking up for her or even admitting that he actually likes her-but sometimes pressure from friends can be too much. This was a good book could have ended on a better note but I enjoyed it.
Liddia More than 1 year ago
While the new cover is misleading (the old one was sort of...better) this book is amazing. It's funny at times, but there's still a meaning. And the drama is crazy. I thought it would be sort of boring when I first read it last year, but it was the complete opposite. Though, it took so long for the sequel to come out.
DanceBree17 More than 1 year ago
This new series from Kieran Scott shows what happens when the disgraced former "Crestie" Ally wanders back into town and she has to deal with the fallout from her fathers failed financial dealings and their hasty retreat from town. But Ally is determined to make a difference and put everything in the past, even if her old friends seem bent on trying to throw it back in her face. I love how its told in two points of view. Ally's and Jake, the boy who now occupies her old bedroom in her old home, and who is falling in love with her. The character of Anne as the snooping, but very lovable new best friend of Ally's gives the story some direction and comic relief. But there is no shortage of drama for Ally and her mother and the shocker at the end is more than enough to make you gasp out loud. The former best friends are evil and snippy, but at least a few are bending in their resolve to freeze Ally out, but how long can it all last? I cant wait to see the second book in the series and see what happens now over the summer.
Rachael Wilson More than 1 year ago
This book was just amazing, i read it because it was a book that the computer thought id was so right!!! I loved the characters Allys personality was relateable but Jake was my favorite because hes so realistic. I couldnt wait for He's SO Not Worth It after i finished this book(at about 12:30 am on a school night). Now im not-so patiently awaiting book . This book is a MUST read!!!! You wont regret it.
Scholar-Berry More than 1 year ago "Ally Ryan was born with a silver spoon, but now she's living with a plastic spork." Ally Ryan was rich; she was a Crestie. She lived in one of those huge mansion up on the hill and went to Sunday Dinners (a Crestie-only-event). But one day her father made an investment and asked his friend (which means Ally's friends' fathers) to chip in as well. He didn't realize that it was a scam until everyone goes bankrupt. The stupid thing was that Ally's parents quickly left, just like that; without apologizing to his fellow bankrupt so-called "friends". Ally was confused while one of her Crestie friend, Hammond, confused her even more on the same chaotic night. That all happened in Ally Ryan's freshman year. Now she's back during her junior year--but she still hasn't contacted her friends. At all. Will her friends forgive her? LOL. Fat chance; they called her 'Norm', aka Normal, regardless of the past moments they shared with her. So Ally has to cope with her mom--cause her dad disappeared and nobody knew where the hell he went. Two, the mystery of where her dad is. Three, her friends. Four? The charming, hot jock of Orchard Hill High; Jake Graydon. Jake Graydon is the new Crestie and guess what? He lives in Ally's old mansion. What's more is that he's sleeping in her old room. He became her knight in shining armor, came to her rescue in every need. Almost. Only Jake Graydon--just like everyone else--wasn't perfect. I would normally NOT read this kind of book, not set my eyes in the cover or even anything like this (although sometimes I got bored with science fiction and craves high school romance). But I have to say that I'm glad that I read it!!! It's a funny, cute and heart-wrecking story. The worst thing though, my mouth agape for 10 minutes at the last page.
the_princess33 More than 1 year ago
For over a month I have been searching for a good romance to read, and they always ended up more on the lines of friendship problems with not much of a romantic relationship. However, once I got my hands on this book, I got everything I ever wanted in a teen novel: a glamorous location, a beautiful story, and characters that captivate you. At first the ending seemed very clear, but eventually it turned into an unsolved puzzle of dramatic events and romance. I liked that it was told into two POVs, because it allowed me to truly see who some of the characters really were and the contrast of what people thought about them. The book itself was very hard to put down, and I couldn't help but cry at some of the parts that just took my breath away. It is truly a great read for anyone seeking a good romantic novel.
Awesomeness1 More than 1 year ago
Okay, let me start off by saying how misleading the cover and title are. I was expecting some light, two-star read. Boy, I was wrong. It's been two years since Ally Ryan's father swindled millions from the wealthiest families of Orchard Hill, and she and her family were forced to leave town in shame. But now she is back, even though not all of her old friends are happy to see her. When Ally goes to visit her old mansion, she finds someone else living there. The smokin' Jake Graydon who has taken her place among her former Crestie friends. The two feel the sparks, but it ain't so easy because it isn't just them in the equation. I really like this book. It was one of those that take you completely by surprise. I was sucked in immediately, and I had a really hard time putting it down. The writing was easily consumable, and the characters were a blast. The plot had some twists and turns I wasn't expecting, and it refrained from being gimmicky for the most part. There were two narrators to this story; Jake and Ally. They provided a nice balance for each other. And surpisingly, I liked both of them. Ally was a great female character. She was athletic and confident, while still having vulnerability. I liked how she wasn't all about "getting her man" and then whining about it. She stood up to the people who tormented her and was always in the game. Jake was swoonworthy and a pretty believable guy. He was arrogant, but had a conscience. I liked the romance between them. It wasn't all about the lust, but had some heat. The teens acted like teens. Some of the girls were b*tches. Some of the guys were dorks. They cussed and partied without being of Gossip Girl proportions. Trevor and Todd reminded me a lot of the Weasley twins. Annie was fun. I really liked the whole cast. Maybe the whole Crestie/norms thing was a little unrealistic, but then again, I don't have any mansions around where I live. This book is really one of the best of its kind. Entertaining without frilliness. But the one thing I did not like at all was the ending. For all of you that are going to read it, know right now that it is not a stand alone, and that it is the first of a planned trilogy. I was not aware of this going into it, and was very put off by the cliffhanger ending. My rebellious side was like "Nuh-uh, hell no. We ain't gonna get sucked in by this ploy." If the book was of a lesser quality, then I defintely wouldn't read the sequels. It is just because it is so good that I am going to be first in line for the second book. This is off-topic, but one thing I don't understand is why Kieran Scott uses her pen name for some works, but her real name for her others. What is the point of a penname at all if everyone knows it's a penname?