Sunshine and the Stalker
Dating is difficult for someone like me.
I'm obsessive, arrogant, and rude.
This means I must be creative when bedding a woman.
I learn what I can about her through whatever means necessary.
Some call it stalking. I call it clever research.
It gets me what I want and when I want it.
When I get bored, I move on.
My system works like a charm...
Until a little ray of SUNSHINE shows up.
*
Dating is nonexistent for me.
I'm quirky, silly, and inexperienced.
This means my romantic life is certainly lacking.
I don't date because no one's interested.
Some say I'm an independent woman who doesn't need a man.
But I know I'm on the fast track to becoming a lonely cat lady.
How many cats are too many cats anyway?
My boring world stays that way...
Until my future stepmother's STALKER shows up.
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I'm obsessive, arrogant, and rude.
This means I must be creative when bedding a woman.
I learn what I can about her through whatever means necessary.
Some call it stalking. I call it clever research.
It gets me what I want and when I want it.
When I get bored, I move on.
My system works like a charm...
Until a little ray of SUNSHINE shows up.
*
Dating is nonexistent for me.
I'm quirky, silly, and inexperienced.
This means my romantic life is certainly lacking.
I don't date because no one's interested.
Some say I'm an independent woman who doesn't need a man.
But I know I'm on the fast track to becoming a lonely cat lady.
How many cats are too many cats anyway?
My boring world stays that way...
Until my future stepmother's STALKER shows up.
Sunshine and the Stalker
Dating is difficult for someone like me.
I'm obsessive, arrogant, and rude.
This means I must be creative when bedding a woman.
I learn what I can about her through whatever means necessary.
Some call it stalking. I call it clever research.
It gets me what I want and when I want it.
When I get bored, I move on.
My system works like a charm...
Until a little ray of SUNSHINE shows up.
*
Dating is nonexistent for me.
I'm quirky, silly, and inexperienced.
This means my romantic life is certainly lacking.
I don't date because no one's interested.
Some say I'm an independent woman who doesn't need a man.
But I know I'm on the fast track to becoming a lonely cat lady.
How many cats are too many cats anyway?
My boring world stays that way...
Until my future stepmother's STALKER shows up.
I'm obsessive, arrogant, and rude.
This means I must be creative when bedding a woman.
I learn what I can about her through whatever means necessary.
Some call it stalking. I call it clever research.
It gets me what I want and when I want it.
When I get bored, I move on.
My system works like a charm...
Until a little ray of SUNSHINE shows up.
*
Dating is nonexistent for me.
I'm quirky, silly, and inexperienced.
This means my romantic life is certainly lacking.
I don't date because no one's interested.
Some say I'm an independent woman who doesn't need a man.
But I know I'm on the fast track to becoming a lonely cat lady.
How many cats are too many cats anyway?
My boring world stays that way...
Until my future stepmother's STALKER shows up.
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Product Details
| ISBN-13: | 9780639936666 |
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| Publisher: | Dani Rene Books |
| Publication date: | 06/05/2018 |
| Pages: | 204 |
| Sales rank: | 895,908 |
| Product dimensions: | 5.00(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.43(d) |
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