Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday (Dork Diaries Series #13)

Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday (Dork Diaries Series #13)

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Overview

It’s Nikki Maxwell’s birthday!! Will it be a blast or a bust? Find out in Nikki’s newest diary, the thirteenth installment in the #1 New York Times blockbuster bestselling Dork Diaries series!

Nikki and her BFF’s Chloe and Zoey have been planning a birthday party of epic proportions! There’s just one problem—Nikki’s mom says no way to the budget they need to make it happen. Nikki’s ready to call the whole thing off, but some surprising twists might take that decision out of her hands, and help comes from the person Nikki would least expect. One way or another, this will be a birthday that Nikki will never forget!

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781508254119
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio
Publication date: 10/16/2018
Series: Dork Diaries Series
Edition description: Unabridged
Pages: 272
Product dimensions: 5.10(w) x 5.70(h) x 0.80(d)
Age Range: 9 - 12 Years

About the Author

Rachel Renée Russell is an attorney who prefers writing tween books to legal briefs. (Mainly because books are a lot more fun and pajamas and bunny slippers aren’t allowed in court.) Rachel lives in Chantilly, Virginia.

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Dork Diaries 13

OMG! MY BIRTHDAY PARTY IS BEYOND AWESOME!

SQUEEEE !

Just imagine a FABULOUS and FUN bash at the Westchester Country Club with a band, DJ, all-you-can-eat pizza, ice-cream sundae bar, two hundred of my closest friends, my loyal BFFs, my adorkable CRUSH, and a humongous birthday cake.

Everything is SO unbelievably PERFECT, I need to pinch myself to make sure I’m not dreaming. OUCH!! That hurt! (I just pinched myself!)

The GOOD NEWS is that not even my mortal FRENEMY, MacKenzie Hollister, can RUIN the most AMAZING day of my entire life !

The BAD NEWS is that I was totally WRONG about the GOOD NEWS ! . . .

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Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday (Dork Diaries Series #13) 4.7 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 27 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I thought it was an amazing book
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love Dork Diaries. This one is the best. Happy Thanksgiving ?
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Kiss your hand three times post this on three different books look under your pillow
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is an amazing book to read for kids and for teens. Some adults may even like it. I am 14 and have been reading this series since I was 10. And 1 year before high school, I still love and can’t wait for the next book. ?
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I lve ths series. Im FIRST
yourbookfriend 17 days ago
I've read every single book in this series and i fell in love with book it opened up my dork side. I very much approve of this book. IM A HUGE FAN!!!!
Anonymous 8 months ago
best book ever!
Anonymous 9 months ago
What a great book it is so relateable!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Luv this book hope u guys do to u are awsome belive me u are GIRLS RULE BOYS DROOL!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Hello my name is Kat and im 50 years old and i read this book its pretty good but yall kids should go you parents stuff and doing weird stuff ok im a old lady from Iowa and im telling yall this yall better stop with oh i need a bf or i this i that just stop it and find a life and stop doing the nook sex ok just stupid just stop
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Actually, i agree with you. Do NOT throw your future away just for a boy. But you forgot something. Nikkis also going with her bffs. And isnt it a world tour( or something like that)? I might do it( even though i love art) because i can always go when im older. But dont please throw away your future at fourteen/fifteen all for a boy you probably wont be with in the future. Thats all. Peace!-cc
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I find this so deeply aggravating. *ONE LAST SPOILER WARNING* Nikki could spend her summer in Paris, France, at the Louvre to study art, her passion. Instead of going to Paris to study, she decides to turn down the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so she can go on tour with a band of her three middle school best friends. Namely, her huge “adorkable” crush Brandon Roberts, whom she thinks she could possibly be in love with. I think this is such a bad, common message for teenagers and tweenagers across the world: do NOT throw YOUR future away for a BOY. Call me selfish, self-centered, and only out for myself— just don’t expect me to declare my love for a boy, and then throw away opportunities such as studying my passion abroad so I can spend my summer hanging out with him. I’m sorry, Rachel Rene Russel, but the I-would-throw-away-my-future-for-the-boy-I-love-at-fifteen-or-fourteen-because-we-will-be-together-forever message is one that I AM SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING. I think she should be more concerned with telling teens and tweens to follow their dreams and seek their passions in life, not that “love conquers all” and “I want to fall in love” message that is in every book. This is coming from a tweenish-teenish girl who is a fan of the DD series. It just makes me so aggravated to watch a girl throw away her future and the brightest, most promising opportunities in it, and there is nothing I can do to intervene... ... because it is a book series. But still, I’d like to see a different message in just one of the books I read. I’m sorry, maybe I am selfish— but I’m not going to do life Nikki’s way and throw away my future. Girls my age should remember to do the same. On the good side: The book was hilarious. Actually really laugh out loud funny. Read it if you’re looking for a laugh!
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I loved this book because it was about a birthday that wasnt perfect i have read all the books and i was exited when the 13th one came out i think its a great book and you should read it
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Its funny and has amazing drawings
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love love love this book
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I+love++all+dork+diaries+books
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
i wish you could read the whole book with out paying
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The best!!!!!! Go read about Niki and her birthday!!!!! Hope you enjoy!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Vefwd
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I think that dork diarias are gr8t books but my mother says that they give you low self estem
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Hey im here.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Can't wait for it