The 20 Worst Letters in the Alphabet: And the 22 Worst Punctuation Marks and Symbols (All-Ages Version)
D is for Dumpster Fire

You know how every English speaker in the world has registered at least nine hundred lifetime complaints about the absurdity of this language? Well, you can't have English without letters, so shouldn't we be blaming letters for this absurdity? Yes. Yes, we should. Those stupid shapes? Ridiculous sounds? Bizarre uses? What's not to loathe? Find out which are the twenty most useless, inconsiderate, self-absorbed, codependent, and obnoxious letters of all time! And don't forget about that subpar English-language supporting cast—punctuation marks and typographical symbols.

A quick warning, though: In order to fully explore the terribleness of these characters, we'll need to delve into topics like grammar, typography, phonetics, and more. Please be careful not to learn anything. You wouldn't want your life to become accidentally enriched by these awful letters and symbols. Let's try to stay focused on our hatred.

And what better way to fuel those hate fires than with silly, silly drawings? ... I'm actually asking here. There might be a better way to fuel hate fire, but we're going with outrageous caricatures. Because it's not enough to merely laugh at a description of someone's flaws. You need something you can point at while you're laughing.
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The 20 Worst Letters in the Alphabet: And the 22 Worst Punctuation Marks and Symbols (All-Ages Version)
D is for Dumpster Fire

You know how every English speaker in the world has registered at least nine hundred lifetime complaints about the absurdity of this language? Well, you can't have English without letters, so shouldn't we be blaming letters for this absurdity? Yes. Yes, we should. Those stupid shapes? Ridiculous sounds? Bizarre uses? What's not to loathe? Find out which are the twenty most useless, inconsiderate, self-absorbed, codependent, and obnoxious letters of all time! And don't forget about that subpar English-language supporting cast—punctuation marks and typographical symbols.

A quick warning, though: In order to fully explore the terribleness of these characters, we'll need to delve into topics like grammar, typography, phonetics, and more. Please be careful not to learn anything. You wouldn't want your life to become accidentally enriched by these awful letters and symbols. Let's try to stay focused on our hatred.

And what better way to fuel those hate fires than with silly, silly drawings? ... I'm actually asking here. There might be a better way to fuel hate fire, but we're going with outrageous caricatures. Because it's not enough to merely laugh at a description of someone's flaws. You need something you can point at while you're laughing.
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The 20 Worst Letters in the Alphabet: And the 22 Worst Punctuation Marks and Symbols (All-Ages Version)

The 20 Worst Letters in the Alphabet: And the 22 Worst Punctuation Marks and Symbols (All-Ages Version)

by Casey Maxwell
The 20 Worst Letters in the Alphabet: And the 22 Worst Punctuation Marks and Symbols (All-Ages Version)

The 20 Worst Letters in the Alphabet: And the 22 Worst Punctuation Marks and Symbols (All-Ages Version)

by Casey Maxwell

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D is for Dumpster Fire

You know how every English speaker in the world has registered at least nine hundred lifetime complaints about the absurdity of this language? Well, you can't have English without letters, so shouldn't we be blaming letters for this absurdity? Yes. Yes, we should. Those stupid shapes? Ridiculous sounds? Bizarre uses? What's not to loathe? Find out which are the twenty most useless, inconsiderate, self-absorbed, codependent, and obnoxious letters of all time! And don't forget about that subpar English-language supporting cast—punctuation marks and typographical symbols.

A quick warning, though: In order to fully explore the terribleness of these characters, we'll need to delve into topics like grammar, typography, phonetics, and more. Please be careful not to learn anything. You wouldn't want your life to become accidentally enriched by these awful letters and symbols. Let's try to stay focused on our hatred.

And what better way to fuel those hate fires than with silly, silly drawings? ... I'm actually asking here. There might be a better way to fuel hate fire, but we're going with outrageous caricatures. Because it's not enough to merely laugh at a description of someone's flaws. You need something you can point at while you're laughing.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9798317642792
Publisher: Barnes & Noble Press
Publication date: 09/04/2024
Pages: 120
Product dimensions: 6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.25(d)

About the Author

Casey Maxwell is a writer, illustrator, board game designer, Nevada resident, 20-year marriage participant, pet owner, Nintendo enthusiast ... 2016 Hyundai Elantra owner? ... blue shirt wearer? Did I mention writer and illustrator? Those are the important ones. Also that the books he writes and illustrates are always comedic in nature. Oh, and you can check out his board game, "It's Nothing Personal," on the website "The Game Crafter" if you're so inclined.
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