Table of Contents
Preface 15
Introduction 18
Dirty, Lazy, Keto secrets for success 21
1 An Easier Way to Keto 23
2 Kitchen Inspection 31
3 Carefree Cookin' 39
The Dirty, Lazy, Keto Recipes 45
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4 Breakfast 47
Chocolate Chip Muffins in a Jiffy 48
Just a Bowl of Cereal 50
No-Skill Scramble 51
Punk Peanut Butter Chaffle 53
Goldilocks's Pancake Syrup 54
Homey Honey-Walnut Cream Cheese 55
Careless Crepes 56
Runner-Up Strawberry Syrup 58
Lickety-Split Acai Bowl 59
Monkeyed Around Bread 61
Townie Avocado Toast 62
Creative Cottage Cheese 64
5 Soups and Salads 65
Naked Tuna Salad 67
Ta-da Tomato Bisque 69
Drive-Thru Bacon Burger Salad 70
Cheesy Easy Cauliflower Soup 71
Souper Douper Chicken Soup 72
Cioppino Close Encounter 73
Unpretentious Pumpkin Soup 74
Lying Lobster Chowdah 76
Miso Hungry Soup 77
Zoomer's Zucchini Salad 78
Downpour Parmesan Dressing 79
Scrimpin' Shrimp Salad 81
Pedestrian Mediterranean Salad 82
Pickle-Tickled Ranch Dressing 83
Cold Noodle-ish Salad 84
Cool As a Cucumber Pesto Salad 86
6 Snacks 87
Wing It! 89
Jalapeno Wispy Chips 90
Ridiculous Radish Chips 92
Catawampus Avocado Chips 93
Movie Poppin' Corn 95
Teensy-Weensy Taquitos 96
Fake and Bake Kale Chips 98
Always Ants on a Log 99
Hokey Holiday Cheese Ball 101
Pre-Party Poppers 102
7 Pizza and Breads 105
Say Cheese Chaffle Sticks 107
Cluck-It Good Pizza Crust 108
Minute Bread 109
English Muffin Mates 110
Sick Day Saltines 112
Pioneering Pizza Crust 113
Tree Hugger Pizza Crust 115
8 Side Dishes 117
Fickle Pickles 119
Bamboozling Bacon Brussels Sprouts 120
FOMO Fried Green Tomatoes 123
Call of Duty Broccoli 124
Cabbage Cribbage 125
Freedom Asparagus Fries 126
Gold Star "Sushi" 129
Cut-a-Corner Veggie Casserole 130
Hot-to-Trot Mushroom Salad 131
Canoodling Crab Rangoons 132
So Satisfying Stuffed Mushrooms 134
Unwed Onion Rings 135
Freaky Fry-Day Green Beans 137
9 Main Dishes 139
Alfredo Fooled Noodles 141
Big Mama Chaffle Burger 142
Shortcut Sausage Skillet 144
Manly Man Stroganoff 145
Crash Course Carnitas 147
Complete Cubano Pork Wraps 148
Highbrow Hot Diggity Dogs 149
Slip 'n' Slide Queso Burgers 150
One Minute Man Enchiladas 152
Party Pooper Prawns 153
Orange Crush Chicken 155
Honey Mustard Damn Ham 156
Phony Philly Cheesesteak 157
Copycat Chicken and Chaffles 158
Surprising Squash Stew 160
Buffet Line Butter Chicken 161
Simple Salami Skewers 163
Yippee Chicken Gyros 164
No Trick Tri-Tip 165
Dancing Drunken Chicken 166
Con Coconut Shrimp 169
Talkin' Turkey Wraps 170
Skedaddlin' Shrimp Scampi 172
10 Desserts and Drinks 173
Discombobulated Donut Holes 175
Personal Pumpkin Pie 177
Chilly Cheesecake Bars 178
Strawberry Freezy 180
Kinda Cannoli 181
Stuffed Birthday Cake Surprise 183
Best Attempt Rice Pudding 185
Skinny Gummy Bears 186
Double Chocolate Ahoy Cookies 189
Christmas Dessert Salad 190
DLK PSL (Pumpkin Spice Latte) 191
Mommy's Special Popsicles 192
Stunt Double Chocolate Malt 195
Bootleg Irish Cream 196
Mo Milk 197
Glow Stick Margarita 198
Sneaky Strawberry Smoothie 200
Rebellious Bloody Mary 201
Peppermint White Russian 203
Tipsy Tiki Mojito 204
Additional Resources 206
Recipe Resources 207
Glossary 208
US/Metric Conversion Charts 212
Index 215
About the Authors 222