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The Extincts by Veronica Cossanteli, Roman Muradov

George is looking for a job in order to raise money for a new bike, so when he sees a help wanted ad for Wormestall Farm, he goes for it. Before long, he's embroiled in a madcap adventure involving creatures both (supposedly) extinct and (previously thought to be) mythological, a new friend (a girl!), and a maniacal taxidermist who wants the animals of Wormestall Farm in her own private collection . . . stuffed, of course.

The Extincts by Veronica Cossanteli is an unforgettable adventure story that's just as funny as it is wild, and full of gorgeous illustrations by Roman Muradov of the story's dazzling fantastic beasts.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781627794039
Publisher: Henry Holt and Co. (BYR)
Publication date: 02/09/2016
Pages: 240
Sales rank: 1,197,728
Product dimensions: 5.70(w) x 8.30(h) x 0.90(d)
Lexile: 600L (what's this?)
Age Range: 8 - 12 Years

About the Author

Veronica Cossanteli is an elementary school teacher who lives with three cats, two snakes, one guinea pig, and a large assortment of lizards. The Extincts is her first novel.

Roman Muradov is an illustrator and cartoonist from Moscow, Russia, currently living in San Francisco. His work has been featured in the New Yorker, The New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Vogue, and many other places.

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The Extincts


By Veronica Cossanteli, Roman Muradov

Henry Holt and Company

Copyright © 2016 Veronica Cossanteli
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-62779-523-4


CHAPTER 1

THE WEIRD STUFF all began with a handful of change.

I picked it up — a scattering of coins on a wet pavement — and counted it.

George Drake, it's your lucky day! Three strikes at Bumper Bowl with Josh and Matt — and now FREE MONEY! I let the coins trickle out of my hand, into my pocket, and got back on my bike.

What do you do with a handful of change? Easy. If you're me, you buy candy.

I was in the shop for about a minute. When I came out, my bike was gone. I had a paper bag full of gummy caterpillars and strawberry laces and foam bananas — but no bike. And it was raining. And it was a long walk home.

Sorry, George Drake, just kidding. Not your lucky day after all.

Great. Just great. I bit the head off a gummy caterpillar and started walking.


* * *

By the time I got home, I was feeling a bit sick. I'm not totally sure that I like foam bananas. Mum was upside down in the garden. Other people don't do yoga in the garden in the rain, just Mum.

"Electricity bill's come," she said from between her knees. "Even bigger than last time. Huge. Seriously, George — it's monstrous!"

Mum only does yoga when she's worried about something. Bills. The washing machine breaking down. Parent-teacher conferences. Dad leaving. She unfolded herself, balancing on one leg, like a flamingo — except flamingos can do it without wobbling. Then she noticed.

"Where's your bike?"

I told her, then wished I hadn't. A good mother would have agreed that all bike thieves should be nibbled to death by flesh-eating cockroaches, or lowered headfirst into barrels of boiling custard, or shot into space out of giant cannons. But no — apparently, it was all my fault.

"You left your bike outside the shop without locking it? George, that was stupid. What were you thinking?"

Then I had to listen to a whole load of yabber-yabber-blah-blah parenty stuff about Being More Careful. It went on and on for ages, until she lost her balance and fell into a rosebush.

I pulled her out, scratched and bleeding, with petals in her hair.

"You were saying?" I dusted her off. "About being careful?"

"Oh. Yes. Well ..." Mum sucked blood from the scratches on her fingers. "We'll say no more about it. Stuff happens."


* * *

Half an hour later, I was taking my mind off my lost bike with a game of All-Star Zombie Smackdown. I was just about to poke the eyeballs out of a zombie who looked a lot like my teacher, Miss Thripps, when I heard Mum calling my name.

"George? George!"

"Just a minute. Wait —"

Too late. Miss Thripps had chewed my arm off. I called her the rudest name I could think of and pressed Pause.

Mum was outside the back door.

"Look!" she said proudly. "It was right at the back of the shed. A perfectly good bike." She brushed a cobweb off the rusting handlebars. "Nothing wrong with it."

Except it was pink.

Typical Mum. She's famous for forgetting things, but you'd think she'd remember....

"Mum, I'm a boy."

"Oh, that! That's all nonsense." Mum flapped her hands. "Real men aren't afraid of pink."

What does Mum know about Real Men? She married Dad.

Until about a year ago, Dad lived with us. He wore a suit and tie, and went to the office every day. Now he's on a beach in Australia, wearing flowery shorts and flip-flops. He sent an email. It said the weather in Australia was lovely, and he was learning how to surf. Mum emailed him back. She said the weather at home was terrible, and she hoped he got eaten by a shark. They're very mature for their ages, my parents. Not.

I looked at the bike. No gears. No suspension. No anything, unless you counted a rusty Princess PrettyPants bell and a little wicker basket. I tried to imagine riding that around town on a Saturday afternoon. I could picture Josh's and Matt's faces.

"Mum, I can't!"

She looked hurt, which made me feel bad. Why do grown-ups never see things? Things that are perfectly obvious. Is there a part of the brain that stops working when you get to twenty-one or something? That's a bit scary. It means I have ten years left of being normal.

"If you want a new bike, you'll have to save up for it." Now she was in a mood. "I don't know how I'm going to pay that electricity bill as it is."

Mum has a shop. It's called The Mermaid's Cave. She burns incense and plays whale music and never has any customers. I think people already have as many smelly candles and bead curtains and wind chimes as they want.

"You can earn some money," she suggested a bit less grumpily. "You can wash the car. I'll pay you."

"Mum, we don't have a car."

It'd been sold after Dad left. We'd needed the money.

"I forgot." Mum stroked the old bike's saddle. I really, really hoped she wasn't going to cry. "Are you sure this wouldn't do? Harry and Frank both rode it."

"Yes," I agreed. "But Harry and Frank are both girls."


* * *

My sisters are older than me, but not so old that they have Grown-up Brain Rot yet. They can be really annoying, but they did see why I couldn't ride a pink Princess PrettyPants bike.

"Get a paper route," suggested Harry. She was spraying herself silver for an Aliens and Robots party. Harry is in college and goes to some very odd parties. "I had a paper route when I was your age. I needed the cash. Mum didn't understand about my needing hair straighteners."

Harry has tons of hair. When she isn't silver, she looks like Rapunzel, or one of those cartoon princesses. Except she has Super Mario tattooed on her bottom and a tongue piercing, which princesses mostly don't.

"If you promise not to do anything stupid," said Frank, "you can work for me."

Frank looks less like a princess. More like an owl. She's saving up to go to the Antarctic to look after penguins and has her own dog-walking business.

"I've got heaps of work on my science project to finish," she went on. "I could use some help. There'll be terms and conditions, obviously."

The terms and conditions, which Frank printed out and made me sign, meant that:

A. She kept half the money I earned.

B. I had to go to the shop for chocolate and/or sour-cream-and-onion chips whenever she wanted.

C. I had to clean out her gerbil cage once a week.

The gerbil used to be called Gerald. Then we got to know him. Now he's called Dracula. He has very sharp teeth. And he doesn't like his cage being cleaned out. But I needed the money.


* * *

The sign above the Candy Shop door actually says FILLING & DENTCHER'S CORNER EMPORIUM: WHATEVER YOU WANT, WE'VE GOT IT. Inside are shelves of tall glass jars, full of all kinds of sweets, so everyone just calls it the Candy Shop. I was there on a sour-cream-and-onion-chip mission for Frank when I noticed the card in the window. Written in squiggly green writing, it was tucked between an ad for a used toaster (NEARLY WORKS, BARGAIN PRICE) and a blurry photo of a fat tabby with white paws (LOST CAT. HAVE YOU SEEN SNUFFY?).

Help Wanted
Interest In Wildlife Necessary
Must Be The Right Person
Apply To Mrs. Lind, Wormestall Farm
No Squamophobes


I looked at it for quite a long time, until I knew the words by heart.

I had to wait to pay for the chips. Crazy Daisy was buying her lottery tickets. Daisy has bright, beady eyes and hair like rice noodles under a woolly hat with ear flaps, which she wears all the time, even in the summer. She lives on a bench in the park with her dog, Doom, and shouts at people about it being The End of the World. Sometimes they throw her their spare change. She spends it all on the lottery. I don't know why. What's the point in winning millions if the world's about to end?

Daisy was paying for three lottery tickets and an egg sandwich, counting out coins, one by one. It was going to be a long wait. I had nothing else to do, so I read the front page of the Squermington Echo.

Nothing much happens in Squermington. "Public bathrooms closed for redecoration." So what? "Gorgeous gardens competition." Yawn. "Pet-napping gang at large? Police warn pet owners to be on their guard." They were welcome to gerbil-nap Dracula, the nasty, bitey little hairball — the sooner the better. "Giant reptile sighted! Is this the return of the Squermington Wyrm? Full story on page 3 ..."

Now, that was more like it. I turned to page three:

Miss Holly Sparrow and her friend Miss Ruby Jenkins claim to have seen the tail end of a very large snakelike animal as they were passing Squermington Library on their way home from the movies on Friday night.

"We only saw the tail," said Holly. "But it was massive. Awesome. Ruby nearly wet herself, she was that scared. Then it sort of slithered off behind The Star of India and we ran away."

No large animals have been reported missing from any zoos, pet shops, or wildlife parks.

Could this mystery animal have anything to do with the legend of the Squermington Wyrm, the ferocious, flesh-eating monster that had local people living in terror hundreds of years ago?


"Are you going to buy that newspaper, or what?"

Behind the counter, Mrs. Filling was glaring at me. I put the paper back on the rack, and paid for Frank's chips. Out on the pavement again, I took one last look at the HELP WANTED card and frowned. I was sure it had been written in green ink. A trick of the light, maybe. Either that or I was going mad. Because now that loopy, spidery handwriting was most definitely purple.

"There'll be fire and brimstone and plagues of frogs, and we're all doomed," said a hoarse voice behind me. There was a strong smell of hard-boiled egg. Daisy was feeding bits of her sandwich to Doom. "You'll see. It's The End."

But Daisy was wrong. It was just the beginning.


* * *

"What's a squamophobe?" I asked at supper. It was Leftover Broccoli and Baked Bean Thing again. When Dad left, Mum became an herbivore. She murders helpless vegetables and makes us eat them.

Nobody knew what a squamophobe was.

"And where's Wormestall Farm?"

"In the middle of nowhere," said Mum. "The other side of Wyvern Chase Woods. Why?"

I explained about the card in the Candy Shop window. HELP WANTED. MUST BE THE RIGHT PERSON.

"You're not going all that way on your own," said Mum. "Not through those woods. Take one of your sisters."

"Costume party," said Harry with her mouth full. "I'm going as a tarantula. Lots of legs to make, so I can't be disturbed."

"I've got homework," said Frank. "And you're working for me this weekend, remember?" She jabbed me with her fork. "Sir Crispin needs walking, and I have a history essay to hand in on Monday."

"Not Sir Crispin!" I made a face. Sir Crispin is Mrs. Poker-Peagrim's pug. Mrs. Poker-Peagrim lives down the road from us. She has iron hair and a square face, and smells of cough drops. Sir Crispin's so fat his fur hardly joins up around his middle, and he snores all the time, even when he's awake. His eyes bulge in a squeezed-frog sort of way. If I was going to choose a dog of my own, I wouldn't choose Sir Crispin.

I very nearly did get a dog once. Before things got bad and Dad went away, he said that for my eleventh birthday I could have a pet of my own. Frank had Dracula and a giant African land snail and stick insects in a jar. Harry used to have budgerigars, until she started having boyfriends instead.

"Anything you like," said Dad. "What do you want?"

I said I'd like a killer whale.

I'd wanted one since the summer we went on vacation to Dolphin Park. Mum and the girls had gone all gooey over the dolphins. But I liked the killer whale.

You can't keep a killer whale in a semidetached house, though. Mum and Dad argued about a lot of things, but not that.

"How about a puppy?" suggested Dad.

I said yes to the puppy — who wouldn't? — but it never happened. The arguments got louder, then Dad wasn't there anymore. I got soccer cleats for my birthday and a new pencil case for school.

"Can't I walk Tyson instead?" I begged Frank. Tyson's a Rottweiler. That's about as close as you can get to being a killer whale and still be a dog.

"Don't be stupid," said Frank. "You're not big enough. And there's not much point in you going to this farm place. They're hardly going to think you're the Right Person. A snotty-nosed kid?"

"My nose is not snotty. Yours is. And another thing," I said quickly, before she could say anything back, "what's the Squermington Wyrm?"

Mum laughed. "That old story? Hundreds of years ago, there was supposed to be a dragon, or some such thing, living in Wyvern Chase Woods. It ate all the cows and the sheep and the farmers' daughters, until people were so fed up they decided to get together one night, with their pitchforks and axes and burning torches, and hunt it down."

"What happened? Did they kill it?"

"I have no idea. Probably some brave knight turned up on a white horse and did it for them. That's what usually happens, isn't it? Like Saint George."

"Yeah," said Frank. "I bet Saint George didn't have a snotty nose."

"I'll tell you something," said Mum, staring hard at my plate. "I bet he ate his broccoli...."

CHAPTER 2

MUM HAD SAID not to go to Wormestall Farm by myself, so I didn't. I took Sir Crispin.

Mrs. Poker-Peagrim wasn't there when I went to pick him up — she was off having her hair welded or something — but Frank had told me where to find the key. Even though Sir Crispin didn't look that pleased to see me, I squeezed him into his little tartan coat and coaxed him out the door. By the time we got as far as the mailbox on the corner, he was ready to turn around and go home again. After that, it was more of a drag than a walk. Long before we reached Wyvern Chase Woods, I'd given up and was carrying him.

At the gate that led into the woods, I stopped. I thought about all those angry farmers. Had they marched this way with their pitchforks and their blazing torches? Had the Wyrm really had its lair here, in these woods? And what was it those two girls had actually seen, slithering around in the dark? My skin prickled, the way it does when I'm watching something scary on TV. I may have the same name as a famous dragon slayer, but, to be honest, I'm not made of hero stuff. Maybe it does have to do with how much broccoli you eat.

Sir Crispin whined and wriggled in my arms.

"You're right," I told him. "We can't stand here all day. We have to get to this Wormestall place. Before anyone else turns up and pretends to be the Right Person for the job. Because they're not. I am. Me."

Why did I feel so sure? I don't know. I just did.

I tucked Sir Crispin under my arm and swung open the gate.

The woods were full of stripy sunlight and squirrels and bird-twitter. Nothing scary, nothing at all.

Until something burst out of a bush right in front of me.

Sir Crispin and I both let out a yelp. It was only a bird: quite a big one, about the size of a chicken, with black-and-white feathers and a long neck and tail. It stared right at me for a moment, with round gold eyes and an open beak, then stretched out its wings and sped off down the path. Faster and faster it tottered on bony legs, until, at last, it got up in the air. It didn't seem to be very good at taking off. I could hear it crashing through the branches.

When I was little and scared of the dark, Dad used to say I had an Overactive Imagination. Overactive Imaginations make you see things that aren't really there, things that can't be there, because they don't exist. Things like a bird with a beak full of teeth. Birds aren't supposed to have teeth....

I walked faster after that, looking over my shoulder at every twig-snap or leaf-rustle. Which was how I stubbed my toe.

"Ow-oo-oof!"

There was a rock in the middle of the path.

"Stupid rock!"

I sat down on a tree stump, clutching my foot. Sir Crispin licked my face, all fish-breath and dribble.

"Stupid place to put a stupid rock!"

I glared at it. It stared back at me, with empty eyes. It wasn't a rock at all. It was a statue of a rabbit, carved out of stone. It was a good carving, but my toe hurt and I wasn't in the mood for art. Who leaves a garden statue in the middle of the woods, anyway?

Standing up, I hopped about until the pain wasn't so bad.

"Come on," I said to Sir Crispin. "You can walk the last bit. It can't be far."


(Continues...)

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