The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds
A humorous, illustrated, pocket field guide describing where to find—or where to avoid—the most disturbed North American birds. The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds allows anyone to quickly identify psychotic, violent or mentally unstable bird species—and provides the perfect gag gift for your bird loving (or fearing) friends and family. 

Throughout the book the reader will discover tales of murder, assault, mental breakdowns, obesity, drug abuse and infidelity among the birds. This guide is used and recommended by law enforcement agencies and ignored by leading ornithologists.

We are only just discovering the reality of our avian adversaries, with their reptilian brains, their appetites for mayhem and the fact that they fly mostly to spite us. To ignore the information found within this volume may be at the peril of your very life.


Perfect for:• White elephant gifts• Animal lover gifts• Bird lovers gift• Gag gifts• Funny gifts• Christmas gifts
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The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds
A humorous, illustrated, pocket field guide describing where to find—or where to avoid—the most disturbed North American birds. The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds allows anyone to quickly identify psychotic, violent or mentally unstable bird species—and provides the perfect gag gift for your bird loving (or fearing) friends and family. 

Throughout the book the reader will discover tales of murder, assault, mental breakdowns, obesity, drug abuse and infidelity among the birds. This guide is used and recommended by law enforcement agencies and ignored by leading ornithologists.

We are only just discovering the reality of our avian adversaries, with their reptilian brains, their appetites for mayhem and the fact that they fly mostly to spite us. To ignore the information found within this volume may be at the peril of your very life.


Perfect for:• White elephant gifts• Animal lover gifts• Bird lovers gift• Gag gifts• Funny gifts• Christmas gifts
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The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds

The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds

by Mockingbird The Mincing
The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds

The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds

by Mockingbird The Mincing

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A humorous, illustrated, pocket field guide describing where to find—or where to avoid—the most disturbed North American birds. The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds allows anyone to quickly identify psychotic, violent or mentally unstable bird species—and provides the perfect gag gift for your bird loving (or fearing) friends and family. 

Throughout the book the reader will discover tales of murder, assault, mental breakdowns, obesity, drug abuse and infidelity among the birds. This guide is used and recommended by law enforcement agencies and ignored by leading ornithologists.

We are only just discovering the reality of our avian adversaries, with their reptilian brains, their appetites for mayhem and the fact that they fly mostly to spite us. To ignore the information found within this volume may be at the peril of your very life.


Perfect for:• White elephant gifts• Animal lover gifts• Bird lovers gift• Gag gifts• Funny gifts• Christmas gifts

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780399170911
Publisher: Penguin Publishing Group
Publication date: 06/12/2014
Pages: 64
Product dimensions: 6.20(w) x 7.60(h) x 0.40(d)
Age Range: 18 Years
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