The Official Poopie List

by Enlightened Defecator

Overview

The Official Poopie List is potty humor at its best and worst. To the superficial observer, this book may appear as literal madness, but in truth, it is something we all experience and relate to. There's an underlined allegory hidden in plain sight, a metaphor of sorts that one must unveil to disclose one's truths. If humor is truly the best medicine and laughter can trigger a physical and emotional change in the body, then you'll never be the same after reading this book. You'll begin seeing the world in an unusual way after this book leaves you rolling on the floor chuckling to your heart's content. Be prepared, and watch out. You don't want to have a surprise poopie. #TheOfficialPoopieList

Check Out Some of Our Reviews

"This book about number two is number one in my heart." - Big Deuce

"The Poopie Book had me questioning everything as I find myself sitting on the throne farting, subconsciously yelling back at my blowhole, 'Don't talk back to me.'" - Seymour Butts

"'New York Swines' best-selling author drops another splash hit." - Holden F. Art

"If the Illuminati ever had a recruitment book this would be it." - Mud E. Tushie

"A little corny, but I like it." - Diane Rhea

"Can't wait for my next prairie dogging grumpy to read some more." - Corn Ho

"A little gem about poo that's amusing, funny, and refreshing read as I sit on the can." - Florence Brown

"It's the Sh*t!" - Fanny May

"It had me rolling. LMAO! Laughing my a*s off from the first page to the last." - John

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9798369212066
Publisher:	Barnes & Noble Press
Publication date:	03/26/2023
Pages:	76
Product dimensions:	4.00(w) x 6.00(h) x 0.21(d)

About the Author

The Enlightened Defecator, Self-Appointed: Porcelain King is not just a person who values the importance of proper sanitation and hygiene in relation to human waste but is also a talented and accomplished mystic. As an initiate of multiple ancient mystery schools, The Defecator is constantly in pursuit of complete conscious awareness of an ultimate reality. Seeking divinity and spiritual truth through direct experience to further insight into the understanding and mastery of practical psychology. Distinguishably known as otherworldly, The Defecator is a person that contributes to the world as a mortal human, elevating mankinds' perception into a subject that was once taboo, poopie. Through the spiritual connection and relationship to the collective unconscious, The Defecator uses extraordinary insight continuously takes steps to improve the cleanliness and safety of public restrooms and promote the use of modern bathroom facilities.