The Sneeze That Ended Time

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.


Nora, our protagonist, is not your average, everyday person. Oh no, Nora is far more interesting than that. She's the kind of person who can accidentally unravel the fabric of spacetime with a single, mightily powerful sneeze. And that, my friends, is where our story begins. What follows is not your typical apocalyptic tale. There are no brooding villains, no world-ending prophecies (unless you count the perpetually brewing espresso moon as a prophecy of caffeinated doom). Instead, we're diving headfirst into a world teeming with absurdity. Think dinosaurs cycling to work, philosophical debates between sentient cacti and philosophical pigeons, and gravity taking an extended coffee break. It's a topsy-turvy universe where the only constant is the unexpected. Nora's journey to fix her sneeze-induced temporal mishap is not a somber quest but a hilarious, chaotic adventure. Along the way, she'll face gravity-defying races, make unlikely allies (a time-traveling squirrel, naturally), and learn about the universe - and herself - in the most wonderfully bizarre ways imaginable. So, grab your favourite beverage (espresso is strongly recommended, but tea is acceptable if you must), settle in, and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of existential pondering courtesy of a very opinionated cactus named Prickles. Get ready to embrace the chaos. You won't regret it. Unless you're allergic to absurdity, in which case, maybe grab an antihistamine as well. Just a suggestion.

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The Sneeze That Ended Time

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.


Nora, our protagonist, is not your average, everyday person. Oh no, Nora is far more interesting than that. She's the kind of person who can accidentally unravel the fabric of spacetime with a single, mightily powerful sneeze. And that, my friends, is where our story begins. What follows is not your typical apocalyptic tale. There are no brooding villains, no world-ending prophecies (unless you count the perpetually brewing espresso moon as a prophecy of caffeinated doom). Instead, we're diving headfirst into a world teeming with absurdity. Think dinosaurs cycling to work, philosophical debates between sentient cacti and philosophical pigeons, and gravity taking an extended coffee break. It's a topsy-turvy universe where the only constant is the unexpected. Nora's journey to fix her sneeze-induced temporal mishap is not a somber quest but a hilarious, chaotic adventure. Along the way, she'll face gravity-defying races, make unlikely allies (a time-traveling squirrel, naturally), and learn about the universe - and herself - in the most wonderfully bizarre ways imaginable. So, grab your favourite beverage (espresso is strongly recommended, but tea is acceptable if you must), settle in, and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of existential pondering courtesy of a very opinionated cactus named Prickles. Get ready to embrace the chaos. You won't regret it. Unless you're allergic to absurdity, in which case, maybe grab an antihistamine as well. Just a suggestion.

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The Sneeze That Ended Time

The Sneeze That Ended Time

by Hugo Bainbridge

Narrated by Digital Voice Marcus G

Unabridged — 6 hours, 25 minutes

The Sneeze That Ended Time

The Sneeze That Ended Time

by Hugo Bainbridge

Narrated by Digital Voice Marcus G

Unabridged — 6 hours, 25 minutes

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Overview

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.


Nora, our protagonist, is not your average, everyday person. Oh no, Nora is far more interesting than that. She's the kind of person who can accidentally unravel the fabric of spacetime with a single, mightily powerful sneeze. And that, my friends, is where our story begins. What follows is not your typical apocalyptic tale. There are no brooding villains, no world-ending prophecies (unless you count the perpetually brewing espresso moon as a prophecy of caffeinated doom). Instead, we're diving headfirst into a world teeming with absurdity. Think dinosaurs cycling to work, philosophical debates between sentient cacti and philosophical pigeons, and gravity taking an extended coffee break. It's a topsy-turvy universe where the only constant is the unexpected. Nora's journey to fix her sneeze-induced temporal mishap is not a somber quest but a hilarious, chaotic adventure. Along the way, she'll face gravity-defying races, make unlikely allies (a time-traveling squirrel, naturally), and learn about the universe - and herself - in the most wonderfully bizarre ways imaginable. So, grab your favourite beverage (espresso is strongly recommended, but tea is acceptable if you must), settle in, and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of existential pondering courtesy of a very opinionated cactus named Prickles. Get ready to embrace the chaos. You won't regret it. Unless you're allergic to absurdity, in which case, maybe grab an antihistamine as well. Just a suggestion.


Product Details

BN ID: 2940194365234
Publisher: Field Books
Publication date: 12/26/2024
Edition description: Unabridged
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