Table of Contents
Introduction: Silicon Valley Day's xv
Utopia is Creepy: The Best of Rough Type 1
The Amorality of Web 2.0 3
Myspace's Vacancy 10
The Serendipity Machine 12
California Kings 16
The Wikipedian Crackup 18
Excuse Me While I Blog 21
The Metabolic Thing 23
Big Trouble in Second Life 25
Look at You! 28
Digital Sharecropping 30
Steve's Devices 32
Twitter Dot Dash 34
Ghosts in the Code 37
Go Ask Alice's Avatar 39
Long Player 41
Should the Net Forget? 47
The Means of Creativity 49
Vampires 50
Behind the Hedgerow, Eating Garbage 52
The Social Graft 53
Sexbot Aces Turing Test 55
Looking into a See-Through World 56
Gilligan's Web 58
Complete Control 63
Everything That Digitizes Must Converge 66
Resurrection 69
Rock-By-Number 71
Raising the Virtual Child 73
The Ipad Luddites 76
Nowness 79
Charlie Bit My Cognitive Surplus 80
Making Sharing Safe for Capitalists 83
The Quality of Allusion is not Google 86
Situational Overload and Ambient Overload 90
Grand Theft Attention 93
Memory is the Gravity of Mind 98
The Medium is McLuhan 102
Facebook's Business Model 107
Utopia is Creepy 108
Spinelessness 110
Future Gothic 112
The Hierarchy of Innovation 116
Rip. Mix. Burn. Read 121
Live Fast, Die Young, and Leave a Beautiful Hologram 126
Online, Offline, and the Line Between 127
Google Glass and Claude Glass 131
Burning Down the Schoolhouse 133
The Ennui of the Intelligent Machine 136
Reflections 138
Will Gutenberg Laugh Last? 140
The Searchers 144
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Al 147
Max Levchin has Plans for Us 148
Evgeny's Little Problem 151
The Shortest Conversation between Two Points 152
Home Away from Home 155
Charcoal, Shale, Cotton, Tangerine, Sky 160
Slumming with Buddha 162
The Quantified Self at Work 163
My Computer, My Doppeltweeter 166
Underwearables 168
The Bus 170
The Myth of the Endless Ladder 174
The Loom of the Self 178
Technology Below and Beyond 179
Outsourcing Dad 181
Taking Measurement's Measure 182
Smartphones are Hot 183
Desperate Scrapbookers 185
Out of Control 187
Our Algorithms, Ourselves 190
Twilight of the Idylls 195
The Illusion of Knowledge 199
Wind-Fucking 201
The Seconds are Just Packed 203
Music is the Universal Lubricant 207
Toward a Unified Theory of Love 210
<3S and Minds 214
In the Kingdom of the Bored, the One-Armed Bandit is King 216
Theses in Tweetform 221
The Eunuch's Children: Essays and Reviews 227
Flame and Filament 229
Is Google Making us Stupid? 231
Screaming for Quiet 243
The Dreams of Readers 247
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Privacy 255
Hooked 260
Mother Google 264
The Library of Utopia 267
The Boys of Mountain View 279
The Eunuch's Children 286
Past-Tense Pop 292
The Love That Lays the Swale in Rows 296
The Snapchat Candidate 314
Why Robots Will Always Need Us 321
Lost in the Cloud 325
The Daedalus Mission 329
Acknowledgments 341
Index 345