Table of Contents
Contents
Introduction
"I Ain't in a Slump. I'm Just Not Hitting."
"Baseball's Different Today, But It Isn't."
"If You Can't Imitate Him, Don't Copy Him."
"Are You Dead Yet?"
"It Gets Late Early Out There."
"When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!"
"You've Got to Be Careful If You Don't Know Where You're Going Because You Might Not Get There."
"Ninety Percent of This Game is Half-Mental."
"I Really Didn't Say Everything I Said."
"Why Be Jealous over Things You Don't Have?"
"Little League Is Good Because It Keeps Parents Off the Street and the Kids Out of the House."
"Little Things Are Big."
"We Made Too Many Wrong Mistakes."
"It's So Crowded, Nobody Goes There."
"It Was a Once-in-a-Lifetime Opportunity, and I've Had a Couple of Those."
"If the World Were Perfect, It Wouldn't Be."
"If You Ask Me a Question I Don't Know, I'm Not Going to Answer."
"Congratulations I Knew the Record Would Stand Until It Was Broken."
"Someone's Got to Win and Someone's Got to Lose, and That Was Us."
"Pair Up in Threes."
"The Future Ain't What It Used to Be."
"It's Déjà Vu All Over Again."
"The Other Teams Could Make Trouble for Us If They Win."
"He's Learning Me His eXperience."
"I Looked Like This When I Was Young, and I Still Do."
"You Saw Dr. Zhivago? Why? Aren't You Feeling Well?"