Table of Contents
Introduction 1
1 Wrong Place, Wrong Time 8
Stains on Your Shirt! What Would Rob Do? 10
Stepped in Dog Poop? What Would Rob Do? 14
Stuck in an Elevator? What Would Rob Do? 18
Speeding Tickets: What Would Rob Do? 21
Stuck in the Middle Seat of an Airplane? What Would Rob Do? 25
2 Wooing Woes 31
Avoiding a Chick Flick: What Would Rob Do? 34
Making a Great Playlist: What Would Rob Do? 36
Winning Carnival Games: What Would Rob Do? 41
Surviving on the Dance Floor: What Would Rob Do? 46
Cooking a Romantic Meal: What Would Rob Do? 49
Matchmaking? What Would Rob Do? 53
Singing a Love Song Like Air Supply: What Would Rob Do? 56
3 Dude, Get a Grip! 62
Playing Poker: What Would Rob Do? 64
Eating at a Buffet: What Would Rob Do? 66
Eating Hot Peppers: What Would Rob Do? 69
Coming Up with a Catchphrase: What Would Rob Do? 73
Underdressed for a Party? What Would Rob Do? 77
Getting Past the Nightclub Bouncer: What Would Rob Do? 80
Ordering a Macho Drink: What Would Rob Do? 83
Playing Pickup Basketball: What Would Rob Do? 86
Naked in Public? What Would Rob Do? 90
Flea Markets: What Would Rob Do? 93
4 You Have Only Yourself to Blame 97
Conquering Bad Habits: What Would Rob Do? 100
Need a Public Restroom? What Would Rob Do? 102
Big Fat Zits: What Would Rob Do? 106
Snoring: What Would Rob Do? 110
Forget Someone's Name? What Would Rob Do? 114
I Clogged the Toilet and I'm at a Party! What Would Rob Do? 118
Got Clutter? What Would Rob Do? 122
Protecting Your Voice: What Would Rob Do? 128
Getting Fit and Losing Weight: What Would Rob Do? 130
Passing Gas: What Would Rob Do? 133
Combing the Coif: What Would Rob Do? 137
5 Slipups in the Spotlight 141
Performing Onstage: What Would Rob Do? 145
Karaoke Night: What Would Rob Do? 149
Giving a Wedding Toast: What Would Rob Do? 153
Planning a High School Reunion: What Would Rob Do? 157
Leaving a Good Voicemail Message: What Would Rob Do? 160
Talking through Cyberspace: What Would Rob Do? 165
It's Ponch! Meeting a Celebrity: What Would Rob Do? 169
American in London? What Would Rob Do? 175
6 Daddy Dilemmas 179
Naming Your Baby? What Would Rob Do? 181
My Wife Is in Labor! What Would Rob Do? 186
Buying Kids' Clothes: What Would Rob Do? 191
Annoying Kids' Music: What Would Rob Do? 193
Having a Life While Being a Dad: What Would Rob Do? 198
Epilogue: What Would Rob Do ... Next? 203
Acknowledgments 206
Index 209