You Better Not Get Old

What if turning 70 meant vanishing-literally?

In a future where age is a liability, people over 70 simply... disappear. No funerals. No goodbyes. Just silence.

When decorated FBI Agent Berlin Yords is given a simple assignment to find people who vanish without a trace on their 70th birthday, she refuses to let the mystery die.
Her search uncovers a stunning global conspiracy tied to alien technology, corrupt power, and a society that values youth over humanity.

As Berlin Yords races to expose the truth, she discovers the most dangerous secret of all: The war on aging isn't coming. It's already here.

✅ Gripping plot with high-stakes suspense
✅ Bold social commentary on aging, relevance, and power
✅ Emotionally resonant characters you'll root for-and fear

If you enjoy thrillers that make you think, this is your next must-read.
Buy it. Read it. And ask yourself: What happens to us when we stop valuing old age?
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You Better Not Get Old

What if turning 70 meant vanishing-literally?

In a future where age is a liability, people over 70 simply... disappear. No funerals. No goodbyes. Just silence.

When decorated FBI Agent Berlin Yords is given a simple assignment to find people who vanish without a trace on their 70th birthday, she refuses to let the mystery die.
Her search uncovers a stunning global conspiracy tied to alien technology, corrupt power, and a society that values youth over humanity.

As Berlin Yords races to expose the truth, she discovers the most dangerous secret of all: The war on aging isn't coming. It's already here.

✅ Gripping plot with high-stakes suspense
✅ Bold social commentary on aging, relevance, and power
✅ Emotionally resonant characters you'll root for-and fear

If you enjoy thrillers that make you think, this is your next must-read.
Buy it. Read it. And ask yourself: What happens to us when we stop valuing old age?
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You Better Not Get Old

You Better Not Get Old

by Yomi Akinode
You Better Not Get Old

You Better Not Get Old

by Yomi Akinode

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What if turning 70 meant vanishing-literally?

In a future where age is a liability, people over 70 simply... disappear. No funerals. No goodbyes. Just silence.

When decorated FBI Agent Berlin Yords is given a simple assignment to find people who vanish without a trace on their 70th birthday, she refuses to let the mystery die.
Her search uncovers a stunning global conspiracy tied to alien technology, corrupt power, and a society that values youth over humanity.

As Berlin Yords races to expose the truth, she discovers the most dangerous secret of all: The war on aging isn't coming. It's already here.

✅ Gripping plot with high-stakes suspense
✅ Bold social commentary on aging, relevance, and power
✅ Emotionally resonant characters you'll root for-and fear

If you enjoy thrillers that make you think, this is your next must-read.
Buy it. Read it. And ask yourself: What happens to us when we stop valuing old age?

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9798349419751
Publisher: Gorimapa LLC
Publication date: 06/16/2025
Pages: 312
Product dimensions: 5.50(w) x 8.50(h) x 0.65(d)
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