Publishers Weekly
02/26/2024
A queen’s guard and an all-powerful mage run away together in this fun and fluffy fantasy romance, originally self-published in 2022, from Thorne (The Secrets of Star Whales). When the stress of decades serving the violent and cruel Queen Tilaine becomes too much, Reyna finally follows her dream of fleeing the capital to open a tea shop with her secret girlfriend Kianthe, also known as the Arcandor, Mage of Ages. They settle in Tawney, a small but welcoming town in contested territory, and open their store, but are soon beset by visits from the Queen’s agents, mysterious dragon attacks, and tension from their own relationship anxieties. The pair must face their fears and rely on the help and wisdom of new friends to preserve the peace of their new life together. The jumbled mix of magical, historical, and contemporary worldbuilding elements can sometimes hamper immersion, but Kianthe and Reyna’s relationship, along with Thorne’s frank and sensitive depictions of anxiety, lends a grounding depth and richness. Readers of Travis Baldree and TJ Klune will feel right at home with this cozy sapphic romantasy. (May)
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Readers of Travis Baldree and TJ Klune will feel right at home with this cozy sapphic romantasy.” —Publishers Weekly
“Like the tea they serve and the company they keep, this is a read to soothe and comfort.” —Library Journal
“Can’t Spell Treason without Tea might best be described by quoting the grandfather from cult classic The Princess Bride, since the book does contain ‘fighting, torture, revenge . . .monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles’.” —Booklist
Library Journal
01/19/2024
Opening her cozy, sapphic romantasy series with a charmer, Thorne (This Gilded Abyss) builds an enchanting world in which love, community, good cheer, and high emotional intelligence win the day—except for the dragons. Reyna and Kianthe have been a couple for some time, despite pretty long odds. Reyna reigns at the top of the queen's guard, a position full of blood and peril. Kianthe is the most powerful mage across all kingdoms, a woman the queen would very much like to—acquire. The couple longs to escape, and one day they do, venturing to the far edges of the world, where dragons are raiding a town struggling to build a community. Opening a bookshop that serves tea, Reyna and Kianthe join those efforts, navigating raiders, peacemaking between the claimants to the town's hierarchy, and investigating what has so upset the dragons. All the while, both know the queen will not let their escape stand. But the pleasures of tea, books, friends, and each other are so seductive. VERDICT Like the tea they serve and the company they keep, this is a read to soothe and comfort, with sprayed book edges adding to the delight.—Neal Wyatt
MAY 2024 - AudioFile
Jessica Threet narrates a cozy fantasy with romantic elements. Reyna has finally left her position in the Queen's Guard and joined her girlfriend, Kianthe, in the far-away town of Tawney to open the tea and bookshop of their dreams. But the sleepy town of Tawney is not as sleepy as it seems. Threet provides Reyna and Kianthe with accents that differentiate their geographic and political backgrounds, as well as providing a robust vocal range for the secondary characters. Threet fully embodies the characters, producing their various vocalizations beyond speech, such as grunt, snorts, guffaws, yells, groans, and chortles. These are remarkably gratifying to experience. A skillful narration of this story, especially its humor, makes this a fun and enjoyable performance. K.M.P. © AudioFile 2024, Portland, Maine
Kirkus Reviews
2024-04-05
A disillusioned palace guard and a powerful mage ditch the Queendom in this quaint Sapphic romantasy.
Undying loyalty to a sociopathic queen can get pretty old. For Reyna, a palace guard, the final straw comes when a potential assassin holds a knife to her throat and she finds that Queen Tilaine doesn’t care whether she lives or dies. Decades of fealty collapse in an instant, and truthfully...Reyna doesn’t care either. She’s finally free to escape the palace grounds and never look back, to travel to the ends of the earth and open a tea shop/bookstore. Reyna and her girlfriend, Kianthe, have dreamed of combining their favorite pastimes into a solid income and living a life free from royal obligation and bloodshed. But Reyna isn’t the only half of the couple who will need to escape Tilaine—Kianthe is the Arcandor, the Mage of Ages. Kianthe wants no part of the Queendom, nor any role in the Magicary; she’d rather act on her own to decide what duty she owes the world’s magic. Reyna and Kianthe flee the Queendom in the night and arrive just south of dragon country in a backwoods town named Tawney, meeting charming locals and uncovering an abandoned barn perfect for their tea- and bookshop. As Reyna and Kianthe embrace their independence, they tackle threats of dragons, Queen Tilaine’s spies, and commands from the ancient Stone of Seeing, all while openly and patiently navigating their newly public relationship. Thorne’s novel encompasses all the wonders of fantasy—pet griffons, vengeful dragons, and a bloodthirsty monarch—while capturing the heartwarming moments of a blossoming romance. Side characters, including a nonbinary diarn crushing on a young lord, add to the whimsy as Thorne deftly weaves a closed-door, cozy romantasy.
A sweet fantasy brews little conflict.