From the author of the latest official James Bond novel

'Charlie Higson's thrillers are major events' Mark Billingham

'Very funny and utterly unstoppable' The Times

'A sizzlingly paced modern thriller' NME

A man kills a prospective buyer for his car. On the verge of becoming a name in the interior design world, he can't afford a scandal and must discreetly dispose of the body - not an easy job when the whole of London seems to be conspiring against him.

Action, consequence, retribution: Getting Rid of Mister Kitchen is a sustained nightmare of thwarted ambition, a Dante-esque tour of a world at home with Tarantino and temazepam, where motive is meaningless and justice is just another victim.