In The Between

My name is Frank Baker. My story takes place in that part of the South, where you have the hindlick maneuver and say doodie instead of duty. You have light doodie, heavy doodie, and super doodie; with the use of each you make a joke; where intellectualizing may employ a complicated term such as Topsy Turvy, or Incite, pronounced excite, as in excite a riot, or Substantial pronounced sustantial; where, if something is as good as shit, or goodern shit, it's good; where it's good to be "The Shit". Where before sex she might say: You're too fat Daddy, let me be on top.

1116068752
In The Between

My name is Frank Baker. My story takes place in that part of the South, where you have the hindlick maneuver and say doodie instead of duty. You have light doodie, heavy doodie, and super doodie; with the use of each you make a joke; where intellectualizing may employ a complicated term such as Topsy Turvy, or Incite, pronounced excite, as in excite a riot, or Substantial pronounced sustantial; where, if something is as good as shit, or goodern shit, it's good; where it's good to be "The Shit". Where before sex she might say: You're too fat Daddy, let me be on top.

4.95 In Stock
In The Between

In The Between

by John Chapman
In The Between

In The Between

by John Chapman

eBook

$4.95 

Available on Compatible NOOK devices, the free NOOK App and in My Digital Library.
WANT A NOOK?  Explore Now

Related collections and offers

LEND ME® See Details

Overview

My name is Frank Baker. My story takes place in that part of the South, where you have the hindlick maneuver and say doodie instead of duty. You have light doodie, heavy doodie, and super doodie; with the use of each you make a joke; where intellectualizing may employ a complicated term such as Topsy Turvy, or Incite, pronounced excite, as in excite a riot, or Substantial pronounced sustantial; where, if something is as good as shit, or goodern shit, it's good; where it's good to be "The Shit". Where before sex she might say: You're too fat Daddy, let me be on top.


Product Details

BN ID: 2940044634848
Publisher: John Chapman
Publication date: 07/08/2013
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: eBook
File size: 562 KB
Age Range: 18 Years

About the Author

I was born in 1945, and raised in Cleveland Tennessee. Education was not interesting to me, but the beatniks, and then later the hippies were. Though I was never either. Nor was I a want-to-be. I just was, and still am. And I am not a bit political, but I sure as hell ain't no Republican. Our current President is smart, caring, and a devoted public servant. His Republican opponents would like to be that, and think they are, but I can't see it. I am sixty-eight, that is for sure. And I have never voted. Sometimes telling that is bragging, and sometimes I'm just telling a fact. The sour-puss photo of me does not represent my inner demeanor or anything about me, I think. But a smiley-face would: the pretend me. I yam what I yam. And I don't possess a better photo, a current one anyway.
I write, but rarely about myself. This, of course, is one of those times that I do. I've published 162 posts at My Blog. http://chapjuc.wordpress.com/?ref=spelling. None are about me directly, though all are completely about me in either cryptic or underlying ways. I write fiction mostly, fifteen novels so far since 2002. I am 68 years old, and a major stroke in 2005 made me think I might never write again. But, at that time I had written four novels, so, eleven more have since passed through my right index pecking finger. I love it. I aspire to live a great long while henceforth, but, since I try to live in the present I know nothing about any future, even one moment from now. Something like a stroke can make that a lasting reality. So, ever forward, sometimes two steps forward and then one back, sometimes one forward and two back. Where am I going anyway that I am not already there? Not even The Shadow knows that. To believe anything else is asking for trouble.

From the B&N Reads Blog

Customer Reviews