Thin on top and thick on the bottom, William Sowder is now also out of work. Prospects look grim for this mid-40s code-monkey contractor, until the cute receptionist lets slip an enticing secret. It seems that some women in his office can perform a mysterious service for certain men, upon request, and William knows just who he's going to ask: his long-time crush, Juana Findlay, the tyrannical head of the Sales Dept, with a temper as hot as her curves. William abruptly finds himself in over his head and fighting for his life, as he learns how big a favor this is to ask and how crushing this crush can be.