A Guide to Modern Manhood: Quirky Quotes from a Sarcastic Dad

A Guide to Modern Manhood: Quirky Quotes from a Sarcastic Dad

by Eli Auerbach

Paperback

$9.99
View All Available Formats & Editions
Choose Expedited Shipping at checkout for guaranteed delivery by Monday, January 21

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781543924800
Publisher: BookBaby
Publication date: 04/16/2018
Pages: 44
Product dimensions: 5.50(w) x 8.50(h) x (d)

About the Author

A Guide to Modern Manhood is the debut publication for Eli Auerbach. Included within is a series of witty maxims that serve as a primer for all young men as they evolve from childhood to adulthood. Eli honed each lesson over a lifetime of failure, wrong turns, mistakes, bad choices, missteps, and foolish decisions. He is widely considered an expert in the field of what-not-to-do-to-be-successful. He is an avid runner, voracious reader, and devoted dad to a precocious ten-year old boy. Eli and his son live in northeast Ohio.

Table of Contents

Acknowledgments v

Introduction vii

The Don'ts in life … 1

If … Then … 4

Metaphors and Similes 6

Stop … 8

They Say … 9

Sometimes … 10

Being a Good Human 12

Being Your Best You 15

The Teenage Years 19

Women and Dating 24

Parenting 26

Adulting Is Really Hard 30

On Achieving Success 32

Random Things I Think 34

Author Bio 39

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

See All Customer Reviews