A Survival Guide to Life and The Zombie Apocalypse
This is one mans examination of the human condition, it is quite possibly a break through study in stupidity, the people who perpetrate it, and the reason why they would not survive a full on zombie onslaught. No ones feelings will be spared. This is not for those who consider themselves a well rounded person who look at things in a neutral fashion, it gives a well deserved kick in the pants to those out there that need a wake up call. Clearly a get your stuff together or you'll never make it guide. You'll laugh, some may spend some time doubled over because they can't stop laughing. Either way the author assumes no liability for injuries sustained during the reading of this tome. All I can offer is that you'll be entertained, mostly at your own risk. Do not attempt to read this while you are on the toilet for it is a work that you won't be able to put down and your legs will go numb, thus rendering you unable to walk. I would almost feel bad about that, especially if the zombie hordes came about while you had the numb legs and couldn't run. If you are easily offended, it might not be a good idea for you to read this. Your panties will get in such a twist that you'll end up with a wedgie and a Melvin that will be almost impossible to undo. Then again, if that happens it will keep you away from the polls on election day, so, read on.
And lastly, if you do choose to read my musings, remember to keep one thing in mind, this is a work in humor. While there are a couple of spots here and there where my heart is on my sleeve about a couple of things, most of this is meant to be taken lightly. If you look into it and glean anymore than that, you need to get out more often. Put on your thick skin, it's a bumpy ride.
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And lastly, if you do choose to read my musings, remember to keep one thing in mind, this is a work in humor. While there are a couple of spots here and there where my heart is on my sleeve about a couple of things, most of this is meant to be taken lightly. If you look into it and glean anymore than that, you need to get out more often. Put on your thick skin, it's a bumpy ride.
A Survival Guide to Life and The Zombie Apocalypse
This is one mans examination of the human condition, it is quite possibly a break through study in stupidity, the people who perpetrate it, and the reason why they would not survive a full on zombie onslaught. No ones feelings will be spared. This is not for those who consider themselves a well rounded person who look at things in a neutral fashion, it gives a well deserved kick in the pants to those out there that need a wake up call. Clearly a get your stuff together or you'll never make it guide. You'll laugh, some may spend some time doubled over because they can't stop laughing. Either way the author assumes no liability for injuries sustained during the reading of this tome. All I can offer is that you'll be entertained, mostly at your own risk. Do not attempt to read this while you are on the toilet for it is a work that you won't be able to put down and your legs will go numb, thus rendering you unable to walk. I would almost feel bad about that, especially if the zombie hordes came about while you had the numb legs and couldn't run. If you are easily offended, it might not be a good idea for you to read this. Your panties will get in such a twist that you'll end up with a wedgie and a Melvin that will be almost impossible to undo. Then again, if that happens it will keep you away from the polls on election day, so, read on.
And lastly, if you do choose to read my musings, remember to keep one thing in mind, this is a work in humor. While there are a couple of spots here and there where my heart is on my sleeve about a couple of things, most of this is meant to be taken lightly. If you look into it and glean anymore than that, you need to get out more often. Put on your thick skin, it's a bumpy ride.
And lastly, if you do choose to read my musings, remember to keep one thing in mind, this is a work in humor. While there are a couple of spots here and there where my heart is on my sleeve about a couple of things, most of this is meant to be taken lightly. If you look into it and glean anymore than that, you need to get out more often. Put on your thick skin, it's a bumpy ride.
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| BN ID: | 2940151333153 |
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| Publisher: | Michael Harrison |
| Publication date: | 06/04/2015 |
| Sold by: | Barnes & Noble |
| Format: | eBook |
| File size: | 573 KB |
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