Almost Adulting: All You Need to Know to Get It Together (Sort Of)

by Arden Rose

Overview

For fans of Grace Helbig and Alexa Chung comes a fresh, hilariousguide to growing up your way from social media influencer and lifestyle vlogger Arden Rose.

In Almost Adulting—perfect for budding adults, failing adults, and eaters of microwave mug brownies—Arden tells you how to survive your future adulthood. Topics include:

• Making internet friends who are cool and not murderers
• Flirting with someone in a way to make them think you are cool and not a murderer
• Being in an actual relationship where you talk about your feelings in a healthy manner??? To the other person???????
• Eating enough protein
• Assembling a somewhat acceptable adult wardrobe when you have zero dollars
• Going on adventures without starting to smell
• How sex is supposed to feel, but, like, actually though

By the end of the book—a mash-up of essays, lists, and artwork—you'll have learned not only how to dress yourself, how to travel alone, how to talk to strangers online, and how to date strangers (in PERSON!), but also how to pass as a real, functioning, appropriately socialized adult.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9780062574121
Publisher:	HarperCollins
Publication date:	03/19/2024
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
Pages:	205
Sales rank:	335,439
File size:	4 MB
Age Range:	13 - 17 Years

About the Author

Arden Rose is an actress, a producer, a comedian, and the creator of the wildly popular YouTube channel Arden Rose. Her devotion to creating content that is equal parts quirky and sophisticated has helped her build a loyal following of millions of fans. Arden can be seen on Verizon’s go90 social entertainment platform, starring in New Form Digital’s Mr. Student Body President, produced by Ron Howard and Brian Grazer, and in the second season of the hit show Guidance.

Table of Contents

Let's Get It Started in Here 1

The Things You Absolutely Most Definitely Need to Know About Being an Adult 11

My Mom Isn't Going to Grocery Shop for Me Anymore?? 25

Creating the Perfect Apartment without Wads of Cash or Buckets of Tears 43

Finding a Decent Date in an Online World 61

That Time I Literally Started Pulling Out My Hair 83

Someone Actually Advocating Long Distance 95

The Moment I Realized That I Was a Grown-Ass Woman 107

An Ode to My Butt 127

Let's Talk About Sex Until I Make You Mildly to Extremely Uncomfortable 141

Dad's Not Feeling Great, Guys 163

It's Okay to Feel Sad. Or Happy. Or Both at the Same Exact Time. 177

Acknowledgments 197