Aren't You The Poster Child for Birth Control? by Cedric Kelly
Here's the cream of the crop! Here's 300 of the all time Greatest Insult Jokes! You can use them as ammunition for your emails and Social Media or just simply laugh your butt off. Knock yourself out!
You know how it is... Sometimes in our busy day-to-day life there's just not enough time to think of the proper insult or that perfect sounding retort. Here's an invaluable ebook to help out... After-all, if they've insulted you then by golly, it's time to hit back and hit back hard! Turn the other cheek is for Sissies!
WARNING: The Editor is not responsible for blackened eyes, divorce, loss of teeth, loss of limb, loss of job(s) and or loss of life. So, use these little zingers at your own risk!
I’d love to have the spitting concession your grave.
I heard you haven't been yourself lately and everyone has noticed the improvement.
I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!