Blood, Brains and Bullets Censored

Blood, Brains and Bullets Censored

by Sean Liebling

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Professionally Edited Edition. Approx. 138,500 words. 400 pages.

Blood, Brains and Bullets is Book One of the new Blood, Brains and Bullets series by Sean Liebling and starts on day one of the outbreak and continues through the first seven full days after it's apocalyptic climax.

Jay has started his daily routine as a single father of three when the news hits of massive deaths then reanimations from the vaccine distributed by the government to combat the super flu virus that had been sweeping the globe. For Jay, it's irritating because it interrupt's Jay's normal comedic attempts at nailing every sweet piece of ass in the area. Being a survivalist means he has a lot of 'stuff' as you can never have too much and before he can even take shelter in his homemade retreat to ride out the apocalypse, friends start showing up who need his help. Before he knows it, he's forced into the unenviable position of assuming leadership over his community, or what's left of it, and fighting on multiple fronts against the forces of the evil undead, marauders and assassin's of the secret shadow government with a secret New World Order plan. Of course, that plan of theirs doesn't include him and his, so this Marine does what all Marines do best. He kicks ass without bothering to take names, while along the way he happens to fall into the clutches of a girl or three. Women can be very demanding. Even during a Zombie Apocalypse!

Jay is a dedicated self-styled player who gets lucky more often than not, and has a soft spot for children. As one of those survivalist's they always talk about on the news, he's better prepared than most when the shit hits the fan. During the coming days and weeks, he will be forced through circumstances to grow up (reluctantly) and strive his utmost to save his community, while melding close friends, survivors and salvaged military units on the run, from assassination forces of a secret shadow government dedicated to a New World Order through a 200-year-old Eugenics plan. But it isn't over yet, because Jay is a Marine, and he has a few tricks up his sleeve, which he fully intends to implement while accumulating as many girlfriends as possible.

This series will make you laugh hysterically at Jay's womanizing antics while being forced to grow up and act his age, then crying like a baby during scenes of heart rending tragedy and sacrifice, as it depicts real life tragedy and situations. It will also make you cheer when and if the forces of good triumph over those of evil. Written with the help of a Medical Doctor and Doctor of Psychology along with survivalist friends of all stripes, the scenes you will read inside are what really happen in an endgame situation with a comedic spin to it.

This book is a testament to what Good Men can do when Doing Nothing simply isn't an option! The trick you see - is to act quickly and decisively. Being a Marine also helps of course!

Product Details

BN ID: 2940045245289
Publisher: Sean Liebling
Publication date: 08/26/2013
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: NOOK Book
Sales rank: 915,873
File size: 654 KB
Age Range: 18 Years

About the Author

Served twice in the USMC who incarcerated me in Beirut, Iraq, Panama, Somalia and a few other places until I was discharged for good behavior.Currently the owner of a few businesses that are actually making money in this economy and also a licensed firearms instructor, just to keep my hand in the game.I am indeed one of those evil preppers and have all the stuff my characters have with the exception of an underground bunker. LOL. I am the bug in type and will stay and protect my community and the children for they are our future. Do I expect anything to happen? Nope! But it cost little to prepare and it's actually fun.Other than that I spend a lot of time messing with the local women who mostly take it in stride. I am me! I have fun and I'm rarely serious.About this series I wrote and am writing. I have no illusions that I'll be the next Stephen King. In fact I seriously doubt I'll make any real money at it as most authors would starve if they depended on their writing income. To me the money is totally unimportant. I do it because I simply have to, and honestly I'm having fun while not taking myself too seriously. I've found I really enjoy writing, whether or not I have the skills necessary. Everything in my books actually works and my scenario's depict how it would probably be in any real life end game scenario. This I know from my own experiences and those of my closest friends who number doctors and psychologists to name a few. I also know this because I'm a history nut and history definitely repeats itself with great frequency.I'm approachable so if you enjoyed my book and feel like dropping me a line go right ahead. I will respond to each and every one. Even those who will end up bashing me because sure as there is evil in the world I know it will happen. LOL. Honestly it's all good. I've met a great many authors and while some were great guys and girls that were a pleasure to meet, others were total pricks with extreme stuck up attitudes way out of proportion to their actual writing skills and sales. So, hit my website up and shoot me an email and I'll be happy to respond.Take care and God Bless!

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Blood, Brains and Bullets Censored 3.7 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 3 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This writer starts off with a good storyline and then after a few pages, devolves into a teenage sex fantasy or pathetic hard lonely dude's fantasy that would not happen in any stretch of the imagination in ANY scenario outside of a poorly.written movie!! First, for all that the main character accomplished, there is NO WAY it can happen in the 7 day time span of the novel. Second - He portrays the main character Jay as a 40+yr old man who is an expert in everything and every other ALPHA male defers to him upon meeting even if their group outguns them. Third - He has all the women as being top heavy sluts who quickly jump on him or other men within a day or two of the zombie outbreak, even if they lost LOVED ONES in horrid fashions. Additionally, they are all subservient and are okay with sharing the FEW male survivors sexually in this new world of 7 days of zombie hordes. It would be like making the new widows of 9/11 victims suddenly start new sexual relationships within 2-3 days after it occured!!!! Fourth - the Military deferring to a unknown and non politician Civilian after an hour or so and then making him acting governor of the state within a couple of days is a DRUG INDUCED HALLUCINATION on the writers part. The highest ranking military officer,a major, lies to his subordinates saying the main character is a retired colonel is even worse. The writer demeans our REAL military with that. Lastly - He should have made two versions...THIS ONE titled As Brains Bullets and Bull****..and another version which would be at least remotely realistic. I was actually waiting for him to write in Santa Claus as real with a military type sleigh with the Easter Bunny making explosive eggs to help stop the Zombie hordes. I dont recommend this book , unless you get it for free. It is a sad narrative of a pathetic has-been lonely middle aged man who really needs to realize that this type of mindset will keep him with magazines and lotion as his only intimate partner.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
You'll love it. Its got it all. Zombies. Guns. Action and love. The sex is intense but so is surviving an apocalypse and the feelings of life death love all happening in a short time. I dare you to pick up this book read about Jay and his family and not be moved to tears. This writer puts you in the s**t and takes you out, cleans you up and then makes you feel loved. Your faith in humanity will be tested but we will ; we do prevail.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I very rarely review the books I read but this was too good not to; I have had it in my library for months and just opened I was unable to put it down. It's an intense gripping novel and you fall in love with the characters. Guns, violence, sex, love and humanity it shows the best of our nature as people. And our worse. Zombie apocalypse books and movies are a dime a dozen but this one outshines many i've read. I look forward to the continuation of the series....and of Jay's growing family/harem lol.