Britain has an incredible history, steeped in all manner of blood, death, disease and horror. From cannibals to concentration camps, Geoff Holder covers events both great and gory from Britain's terrible past, with kings, queens and pretenders to the throne; sea battles, massacres and attacks from the air. This collection explores it all, with hundreds of amazing true stories, including seven ill-judged attempts to assassinate Queen Victoria and the Gestapo's secret plans to bring a conquered Britain to its knees. There will be blood ...
Britain has an incredible history, steeped in all manner of blood, death, disease and horror. From cannibals to concentration camps, Geoff Holder covers events both great and gory from Britain's terrible past, with kings, queens and pretenders to the throne; sea battles, massacres and attacks from the air. This collection explores it all, with hundreds of amazing true stories, including seven ill-judged attempts to assassinate Queen Victoria and the Gestapo's secret plans to bring a conquered Britain to its knees. There will be blood ...
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Britain has an incredible history, steeped in all manner of blood, death, disease and horror. From cannibals to concentration camps, Geoff Holder covers events both great and gory from Britain's terrible past, with kings, queens and pretenders to the throne; sea battles, massacres and attacks from the air. This collection explores it all, with hundreds of amazing true stories, including seven ill-judged attempts to assassinate Queen Victoria and the Gestapo's secret plans to bring a conquered Britain to its knees. There will be blood ...
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| ISBN-13: | 9780750958110 |
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| Publisher: | The History Press |
| Publication date: | 10/01/2014 |
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| Pages: | 128 |
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Bloody British History
By Geoff Holder
The History Press
Copyright © 2014 Geoff HolderAll rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-0-7509-5811-0
CHAPTER 1
16700 BC
CANNIBALS FROM THE DAWN OF TIME
'Eating people is wrong.'
Flanders and Swann, 'The Reluctant Cannibal', 1956
Somewhere around 14,700 years ago, the vast ice sheets that had reduced Europe to an Arctic wasteland suddenly began to withdraw – perhaps over as little as five years. The small bands of humans who had survived the intensely cold period by huddling in their 'refuges' in slightly warmer Spain and southern France started to follow their game herds of reindeer and wild horse as the animals moved north over land that was now free of ice. Some of these humans crossed Doggerland – the now-submerged land bridge that once joined the British Isles to the Continent. A small group of them set up a seasonal shelter in Gough's Cave, now part of the world-famous network of caves in Somerset's Cheddar Gorge. And it was here that Britain's oldest-recorded cannibals consumed human flesh and drank liquids out of the skulls of both adults and children.
The evidence comes in the form of the bones of five people: two adults (one young and one older); two adolescents; and a child of about 3 years old. All had had the flesh stripped from their bodies and their bones cracked to extract the valuable marrow inside. Cut marks on the bones showed that the bodies had been processed using the same stone tools and same high level of butchery skill that had been employed to cut up the animals whose bones were also found in the cave.
As well as cannibalism, the inhabitants of Gough's Cave also made drinking vessels out of skulls. Shortly after death, the heads were severed at the base of the skull. A stone lever was inserted into the mouth to break the lower jaw away from the main skull, and the jawbone then smashed open to extract the marrow. The tongue, lips, ears, cheeks and nose were cut away, the eyes pulled out, the major skull muscles were cut off and the scalp removed. Once the soft tissues covering the skull had been meticulously pared away, the bones of the face were smashed off, leaving just the bowl-like vault of the skull. The edges of this were then smoothed down, leaving a drinking vessel that could hold about two pints. What the cannibals were drinking is unknown, but it could easily have been just water (rather than, say, blood).
Starting with a severed head, a skilled hunter could probably have taken about half a day to fashion one of the skull-cups. The three skull-cups that have been identified came from the two adults and the 3-year-old child. At 14,700 years old, these Upper Paleolithic specimens are the oldest known skull-cups on the planet. The plates of the child's skull, by the way, had not yet fused, meaning it would have probably leaked.
It's not known why cannibalism was practiced at this place and time. There is no evidence of violent death on the bones of the five individuals, so perhaps they died of natural causes and, in the starvation economy of winter, their meat could not be allowed to go to waste.
Genetic studies, however, have found that very early humans – possibly as far back as 500,000 years ago – may have been cannibals as a matter of course. Research published in the journal Science in 2003 found that human populations around the world today carry a gene which protects them against prion diseases, which are serious diseases of the brain often caused by eating contaminated human flesh. We may all, it seems, be the descendants of cannibals.
In Britain, cannibalism turns up in just a few cases in the later archaeological record:
* Between 2000–1000 BC: five leg bones discovered at Dorney Lake, Berkshire, found with stone tool cut marks, and signs of gnawing and being broken open for the marrow.
* Between 30 BC and AD 130: an adult's thigh-bone from Alveston Cave, Gloucestershire, split to extract the marrow. Many of the thirty-seven individuals found in the cave had suffered from deformities – which probably marked them out as 'different' or 'uncanny' – and several showed signs of violent death. The best guess at the moment is that they represent a Druidic ritual of mass human sacrifice, possibly connected with a desperate appeal to the gods during the time of the Roman Conquest.
* Cheddar Man, Britain's oldest complete human skeleton, was also found in Gough's Cave, this time in 1903. Dating to about 7150 BC, in the Mesolithic period, he was more than 7,000 years more recent than the cannibals of the Upper Paleolithic – but he had been murdered by a powerful blow to the back of his head. Was this the first evidence of an early British murder?
CHAPTER 23500 BC
PREHISTORIC WARFARE
'An average of 70 per cent of men engaged in ancient battles were killed or wounded, whereas only 60 per cent of combatants in the bloodiest modern battles have become casualties.'
Lawrence Keeley, War Before Civilization, 1996
DATELINE: AROUND 3580–3535 BC
The young man had been running away when he was shot in the back by a flint-tipped arrow. He fell forward, crushing and smothering to death the infant he had been carrying in his panicked flight. Both were buried by falling rubble when the fortification around them was burned to the ground.
DATELINE: ABOUT 3570 BC
Fourteen people were slaughtered in the raid, most killed by arrows. One man's pelvic bone still contained the tip of the flint arrowhead that killed him.
DATELINE: BETWEEN 440–390 BC
The group of women and children – including babies – had their throats cut and were dumped unceremoniously into the hastily cut ditch of their uncompleted hill fort. The outer wall – started in a desperate attempt to provide a second line of defence against the attackers, but never finished – was then pulled down over the massacred bodies.
These are just three examples of archaeological evidence for warfare and communal violence in prehistoric Britain. They come from, respectively: the Neolithic Stepleton enclosure at Hambledon Hill in Dorset; the Wayland's Smithy burial chamber in Wiltshire (constructed about 800 years earlier than the nearby ritual complex of Stonehenge); and Fin Cop, a devastated Iron Age hill fort in Derbyshire.
These and several other examples give the lie to what was once a widely accepted generalisation: the idea that before the Roman invasion, prehistoric British society was relatively peaceful. It was once thought that Iron Age hill forts, for example, were mostly about demonstrating status and prestige rather than being actual defensive structures. In fact, it seems that, strangely enough, the immense labour required to construct a massive ditch, a bank and a wooden palisade is not about showing off to the neighbours, but about keeping out other people armed with lethal weapons: if it looks like a major defence, then it probably is designed for defence, and with good reason. The frenzied but doomed attempts to build a last-minute defensive wall at Fin Cop, and the subsequent massacre of women and children, show that the danger of attack was all too real. At Crickley Hill, near Cheltenham (Gloucestershire), more than 400 arrow points have been uncovered around the palisaded defences – arrows fired by an attacking force. And at Carn Brea, a well-defended Iron Age 'fortress' in Cornwall, a concentration of almost 1,000 arrowheads has been found around the entrance. Both of these examples suggest sizable attacking forces and organised groups of archers. And groups of organised archers imply the mass production of bows and arrows – missile weapons more sophisticated than melee weapons such as clubs and axes – as well as training and a military hierarchy.
In the Wayland's Smithy example mentioned above, fourteen people were killed, eleven of them adult males. This was probably a raid or a surprise attack: Neolithic societies would have been unable to support sustained warfare. Eleven men may have represented a significant proportion of the total adult male population of the farming community in the area, and their loss may have had a terrible knock-on effect. Perhaps, following the raid, the harvest was not gathered in, and many others in the community subsequently starved to death. One curious characteristic of the bodies found at Fin Cop is that they are all of women and children: no adult men have been found. It is speculated that the men were either all killed in a battle elsewhere, or taken away as slaves. The killing of children and babies suggests 'ethnic cleansing': the attackers did not want to merely defeat their enemies; they wanted to wipe them off the face of the earth.
In none of the cases cited above do we know who was doing the attacking, or why. Given the importance of livestock in prehistoric societies, it is likely that some of the violence was the result of cattle raids. Perhaps other conflicts were in pursuit of grain stores, or female captives, or prestige goods. The evidence of massed attacks on hill forts in the Iron Age, however, suggests something more serious, more organised, more purposeful – the acquisition of territory, perhaps, or control over mines or other valuable natural resources. Or simply ethnic hatred.
Whatever the reasons, it is clear that prehistoric Britain was no golden age of peace, where intellectual mystics pondered the mysteries of the universe in stone circles and sacred sites – instead, it was a place where violent death was just an arrow-shot away.
CHAPTER 3AD 43
INVASION! (ROMAN STYLE)
'And so they managed to cross the river and kill many of the natives who were taken by surprise.'
Cassius Dio, Roman History , early third century
The massed British tribes watched fascinated as the Romans on the opposite bank of the river appeared to be engaged in some massive logistical activity. Surely, the Britons thought, all this was preparation for an assault – but how was the Roman army going to cross the treacherous waters without a bridge? The painted warriors watched and waited, anticipating the moment when their knowledge of their home terrain would inevitably lead to a killing field when the invaders tried to cross the River Medway.
Meanwhile, a short distance downstream, a group of specially trained infantry from Batavia (modern-day Netherlands) were swimming across the river in full battle armour, quite unnoticed. These Roman equivalent of SEALs crept up on the place where the Britons had parked their chariots, and cut the hamstrings of the horses, before quickly withdrawing. Enraged at the loss of their prized steeds, the Britons launched a headlong pursuit to the east. And thus fell totally for the next part of the Roman ruse.
The overt preparations for crossing the river had just been a piece of theatre. While the Britons were being distracted by the withdrawing Batavians, the main Roman force was crossing the river at a narrower point upstream, to the west. The Roman commander, Aulus Plautius, had planned well. Two legions forged a bridgehead on the northern bank of the river, fighting off a British force that had not only been taken by surprise, but was lacking the tactical advantage normally supplied by their fast, agile chariots. A third legion crossed the river under cover of darkness, and now the Roman force was sufficiently strong enough to make a breakout.
Just after dawn, the Britons attacked – their total numbers are unknown, but there may have been anything up to 17,000 warriors present. Highly trained in this form of combat, the disciplined Romans pushed wedge-shaped columns into the scrum. It was a desperate, brutal struggle that could have gone either way. After much slaughter, one legion broke out and circled back on the Britons from behind, a manoeuvre that almost cost the legion's commander, Hosidius Geta, his life. Geta, however, fighting ferociously in the midst of the combat, cut his way free, and was later honoured as a war hero back in Rome.
Encircled and 'outgunned', the Britons realised they were defeated and withdrew, leaving perhaps 5,000 dead on the battlefield. The Romans had lost around 850 men. It was the summer of AD 43, just a short time after the Roman invasion fleet had landed, and the Battle of the Medway signalled the start of the complete conquest of lowland England.
Most warfare consists of avoiding battle until the time is right, and in this sense the British leaders, the brothers Caratacus and Togodumnus, were masters of battle tactics. The landing of the invasion fleet at the north-eastern tip of Kent was unopposed because the Britons did not have enough forces in the area. The Britons gave ground and sent out small harassing units to nip at the flanks of the four legions as they moved through Kent, the skirmishes being enough to delay the Roman advance long enough for the British warriors to be gathered at a strong point – in this case on the north bank of the River Medway, somewhere to the west of modern-day Rochester. Unfortunately the Britons had severely underestimated the sheer military skill of the Romans, who had used the river-crossing ruse on previous campaigns in Europe, and had in place their Batavians as 'special forces'. The strength and tenacity of the British opposition can be judged by the fact that the fighting lasted for two days, whereas most battles of the period were over in a matter of hours.
The Britons withdrew to the north bank of the Thames, and once the Romans had (with difficulty) crossed that river, they 'slaughtered many of them', according to the Roman historian Cassius Dio. Dio goes on to state: 'But, as they [the Romans] followed up the remainder without due care, they became entangled in the trackless marshland and lost many men.'
Around this time Togodumnus died, possibly from wounds received at Medway, but his brother Caratacus carried on the fight, fleeing west and north to tribes unknown to him. Probably though a combination of support from the Druids – who may have seen in him the only military leader capable of mounting an effective resistance to the invaders – and his own personality, Caratacus mounted a fierce upland campaign that only came to an end when he was handed over to the Romans by another tribe, the Brigantes, in AD 51.
In the short term, Aulus Plautius was forced to cool his heels at the Thames while he waited, under orders, for the Emperor Claudius to arrive and 'take' the native capital of Camulodunum (Colchester) in what was nothing more than a public relations exercise designed to impress the Senate and public of Rome. With the Claudian circus taking six weeks to arrive – an imperial entourage and a troupe of war elephants do not move nimbly – Plautius, champing at the bit to consolidate the invasion, ordered the Second Augustan Legion under Vespasian to attack the south-west. Vespasian sailed to the Dorset and Hampshire coast and, according to the Roman historian Suetonius, fought thirty battles, defeated two tribes, overran the Isle of Wight and overcame twenty native fortresses. An example of Roman tactics can be found at Hod Hill, a hill fort near Blandford Forum in Dorset. There, fifteen ballista bolts were found – a ballista being a catapult that fired heavy iron-tipped arrows, a kind of Roman guided missile that could also be used to set fire to thatch and wooden buildings. The concentration of the bolts at Hod Hill suggested these artillery weapons had been mounted on a tall siege tower; from this vantage point the bolts rained down on the chieftain's hut, a tactic which led to a rapid surrender. Shock and awe.
CHAPTER 4AD 60
BURN LONDINIUM TO THE GROUND!
'On this ground we must either conquer or die with glory. There is no alternative.'
Speech attributed to Queen Boudicca (invented by Tacitus)
The IX Legion was on a forced march through eastern England. A few days earlier, it had been summoned from its winter quarters on the River Trent with the almost unbelievable news that the great city of Camulodunam (Colchester), the gleaming beacon of Roman life and civilisation in the province of Britannia, was now nothing but a fiery graveyard, its great temple toppled, its inhabitants slaughtered down to the last babe in arms.
Somewhere near Camulodunam, the IX encountered the people responsible for the conflagration: a 'rabble' of native Britons armed mostly with agricultural tools and hunting bows, their bladed weapons (such as swords) having been confiscated several years earlier. Unable to form into their defensive squares, the long column of Roman infantry found itself split up into small groups. They were annihilated. Perhaps some 2,000 men were slaughtered where they stood. The 400 or 500 cavalry, including the legion commander Petilius Cerealis, only survived by galloping away, very very fast.
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Table of Contents
Contents
Title,Dedication,
Image Sources,
Introduction,
16700 BC Cannibals from the Dawn of Time,
3500 BC Prehistoric Warfare,
AD 43 Invasion! (Roman Style),
AD 60 Burn Londinium to the Ground!,
AD 122 Another Brick in the Wall,
AD 428 Invasion! (Barbarian Style),
AD 937 May the Force be With You,
AD 1002 The St Brice's Day Massacre,
AD 1066 Last Stand at Stamford Bridge,
AD 1069 The Harrying of the North,
AD 1139 Anarchy in the UK,
AD 1190 The Jewish Massacre at York,
AD 1192 Richard and John: Brothers in Arms,
AD 1205 Pirates of the High Seas,
AD 1277 Edward I, Hammer of the Welsh,
AD 1314 The Battle of Bannockburn,
AD 1349 The Black Death,
AD 1400 Owain Glyndwr: Wales in Revolt,
AD 1415 Henry V: Agincourt and All That,
AD 1441 Sex, Lies and Witchcraft,
AD 1455 The Wars of the Roses,
AD 1485 Pretenders to the Throne,
AD 1513 The Six Executions of Henry VIII,
AD 1549 Edward VI: Family Feuds and Plots,
AD 1553 Bloody Mary,
AD 1558 Mary, Queen of Scots,
AD 1558 'Blood Pouring from the Scuppers',
AD 1603 Keeping up with the Jameses,
AD 1605 Gunpowder, Treason and Plot,
AD 1649 To Kill a King: the Execution of Charles I,
AD 1665 The Greatest Sea Battle of the Age,
AD 1666 London's Burning!,
AD 1679 Scotland Invents the Concentration Camp,
AD 1689 The Siege of Derry,
AD 1715 Jacobite Rebellions,
AD 1796 Invasion! (French Style),
AD 1803 Invasion! (Napoleonic Style),
AD 1819 The Peterloo Massacre,
AD 1842 Assassins' Creed,
AD 1888 Jack the Ripper,
AD 1911 The Siege of Sidney Street,
AD 1915 Death from the Skies: Zeppelin!,
AD 1939 U-boat at Scapa Flow,
AD 1940 Death from the Skies: the Blitz,
AD 1940 Invasion! (Nazi Style),
Bibliography,
Copyright,