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Blue Plate Special
A Novel of Love, Loss and Food
By Frances Norris St. Martin's Press
Copyright © 2005 Frances Norris
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ISBN: 978-1-250-08798-0
CHAPTER 1
The Return
I have lived away from this small Kentucky town for ten years. Occasionally, postcard images of it returned to me, usually in response to something particularly ugly in L.A. My mind had a way of caramelizing these scenes, making the Ohio River pristine, the dogwood trees forever blossoming, and the downtown bustling with shoppers who called "Good morning!" to one another. But now, as I drive down Central Avenue, the main drag of my idealized home, I realize what lies I've told.
The downtown has become a naked, neglected place. Technically, everything is in the same location — Weaver's Department Store, French's Pharmacy, the First National Bank, Hal's Donut Shop — but the people are gone. It's three o'clock on a Friday, and I count only four souls strolling past the tattered brick buildings. Going-out-of-business signs hang inside the display windows of the town's two main retail establishments: Chantilly's and the Debonair Men's Shop. If the giants of commerce are falling along Central Avenue, the rest of the shopkeepers are sure to follow suit.
I didn't really see the decay when I was here three months ago for the funeral. I confined myself to the cemetery and funeral home on the outskirts of town and couldn't look beyond those places. Of course, Constance, my stepsister, doesn't find anything wrong with her environs. I should have realized what the reality was when she bragged, "We have the lowest cost of living in the entire state!"
And now I'm back in town because Constance begged me to attend this family reunion of hers even though I am the only one left in my patch of the domestic quilt. In her best sorority-sister plea, she said, "Oh, come on, Julia. It'll be fu-u-un!" She always has been one to turn words like "fun" and "sweet" into multisyllabic orgasms, as if the added emphasis could enable me to see things her way.
The truth about my return is that I have business to take care of and would rather see the places of my true family instead of my stepfamily — the boat dock where my father taught me to skip rocks, the woods that my mother painted and that I wandered through and photographed, and most of all, the house that despite all the changes over the years still holds the memories of our life together. I imagine the reunion is Constance's attempt to put a positive spin on our recent tragedy, a party to make us not feel like the orphans we both are. It struck me as perverse. All the same, I couldn't refuse her. Death forges strange alliances. And I didn't think I had the strength to swim upstream, to forget obligation and create a tiff by telling Constance that a reunion might be more enjoyable when we're not racked with grief. So I let the current take me.
Three months ago, in late December, her mother and my father were killed in a plane crash. They were in an American Eagle twelve-seater that slammed into a North Carolina mountainside fifteen seconds after taking off. "Like a bomb going off," I remember someone saying, "with those tanks full of gas." The black box revealed nothing. There were no signs of equipment failure from the puzzle of wreckage on the ground. The only thing anyone could conclude was possible pilot error, and he was dead. There was no one to blame, really, and if there had been Constance probably would have hunted them down and sued them by now. I'm not the suing type. I prefer polite, silent scorn to any kind of direct confrontation.
The only comfort I found during the days after it happened was in the word "instantaneous," which I must have heard twenty times in North Carolina as we waited for the dental records to confirm their deaths. "They never knew what hit them," said a fleshy, teary-eyed representative from the airline whom I tried not to hate. "They didn't suffer," he said, and I chose to believe him, but I pulled my hand away from his sweaty grasp as quickly as I could and retreated from the hospitality suite to my room at the Ramada, compliments of the airline. I couldn't talk to anyone. I did nothing but watch movies, order room service, and wait.
Naturally, I feel the loss much more for my father than I do for my stepmother although Edna wasn't a bad person — just more of a breezy acquaintance than a mother. I never knew what to call her. She had always been "Mrs. Davis" prior to the marriage. Afterward I didn't feel comfortable enough to address her as Edna, and certainly not as Mom. So I continued to call her Mrs. Davis. She and I talked mostly about food styling, my professional penance at Mangia!, a not-yet-profitable, adamantly upscale gourmet magazine in L.A. During their marriage, I only came home a few times. So often they were traveling, or I was traveling, or we were just too busy in our new, separate lives.
I am still trying to accept it all, not just my father's death but the fact that the world insists on continuing without him and without my mother. It was ten years ago that she died of cancer, yet it seems to be happening all over again. I catch myself in small, familiar tasks — straightening my apartment, balancing my checkbook, even just pushing in a desk drawer — and I feel callous and guilty for doing so. Furious that the world demands that I carry on.
At the funeral, I heard people mutter the same desperate, heartfelt reassurances — that Edna and Dad were lucky to have had several good years together; that they were lucky to have died together because they did love each other so much. Lately, I have found it difficult to understand two things: 1) how people can talk of luck in regard to senseless death; and 2) how my father could have married a woman capable of producing someone as different from me as Constance.
Constance thrives when she is in control, and her bossy side did come in handy after the crash since I was unable to decide on anything, except what to eat. She arranged all the logistics — the flight back to Kentucky, the funeral service, the burial. All I did was show up and say thank you to the people who claimed to know my father and me, but I recognized only a few of them. Still, I pretended to know them all and responded in kind: "He was a good man." Thank you. "I'm so sorry for your loss." Thank you. "He's with Jesus now." Thank you (but I can't imagine they'd have a lot to talk about since he rarely went to church). I took a 7:00 A.M. flight back to L.A. the day after the funeral, calling Constance from the airport TraveLodge to say good-bye and, naturally, to say thank you. Yet with her, the words felt more genuine, and I suppose that showing up for the reunion is the least I can do to repay her for taking care of the grim details.
I stare at street signs now and other buildings as if readjusting my eyes to a darker light, trying to decipher the ghostlike images of the past. It's perplexing and a bit depressing — how a place once familiar can become unknown.
Somehow, I remember the way to Martin Hill and, after downshifting the economy rental to third, start the climb to Constance's house. Suddenly, my heart beats faster, and I am overcome with an unsettling mix of nausea and dread, the sensation you feel when they lock you into one of those death-defying thrill rides at an amusement park. You don't even know what lured you there — a TV ad, the desire to say you survived. And it's only after they pull down the bars that you see the signs imploring you to remove earrings and eyeglasses, to keep your limbs inside at all times. The signs say, Do Not Ride If You're Pregnant or Suffer from Heart, Neck, or Back Trouble — because this isn't just a ride: it's a nightmare.
I dread the terrifying plunges and treacherous curves — the strangers in my life posing as family. But there's no way to escape now. The only thing I can do is breathe deeply, hope for a better kind of luck, and try to keep from falling off the tracks.
CHAPTER 2
The Code of Hospitality
Among other idiosyncrasies, Constance is excessively color coordinated. I am reminded of this bizarre fact as I drive up to her white Colonial with turquoise shutters and park next to her white TBird with turquoise trim. Both she and her husband, Ed, own these monstrosities, but I consider Constance the keeper of the keys. Ed has always seemed like an accessory in Constance's life, a housebroken former good-old-boy who still secretly pines for his wild Lynard Skynard nights. He always has a slightly cowed, uncomfortable look when he's with Constance, straining the seams of the tailored suits she buys him. Ed and Constance inherited the town's lumber store when his father retired, and he spends most of his time either there or at the country club playing poker.
Constance sashays down her front steps to greet me. Along the sloping yard, there is not a hedge untrimmed, neither a rock nor plant out of place. Landscaping like an Etch-a-Sketch.
"Woo-hoo!" Constance calls.
The well-sized pleats of her fuchsia jumper attempt to hide her girth, which she blames on her pregnancies that resulted in Clay, now eight, and Candy, age five. Colorful, odd-shaped designs dot her ensemble, but I don't look closely enough to distinguish them. I have been told that I have a very expressive face, and that when I don't like something, it registers immediately even though I would never admit it openly. So I gaze up at the silver beech tree and try to avoid eye contact, only to notice Clay poised halfway up with binoculars trained on me.
"You're finally here!" Constance says and hugs me like a thirteen-year-old — pressing her cheek to mine and patting my shoulders vigorously.
"Yes. I can't stay very long, though. ..."
"Now, Julia Ann, I won't hear about you staying any less than a week, at least a week — or two!" Before I can protest the invitation or the unprecedented use of my middle name, she says, "Oh, let me take your bags." She withers under the weight of them and asks, "What on earth are you carrying?"
"Some photography equipment."
"Oh, that's right. You're into the artsy stuff. Well, I'll have to assume it's worth the effort."
Constance is forty, only seven years older than I am, but manages to tease me as though I am a perpetual teenager and she is the wise matron. When we first met, her favorite nickname for me was "the Yankee traitor" because I went to "one of those fancy prep schools in Connecticut" for my junior and senior years. It was irrelevant that I hated it, that my existence there, after coming from such a small backwater town, was isolating and strange. And even though I moved farther south for college, to a small liberal arts school in D.C., my status as a turncoat was inescapable. To Constance, a graduate of the University of Kentucky, my absence from state education implied that I thought I was better and smarter than everyone else schooled there. However, Constance's code of hospitality forbids her from directly saying this or anything disagreeable.
I suppose I am not without my own code. I vowed, before I made the journey, that I would employ chivalrous charity in dealing with Constance. I would rise above our differences, her condescending and petty instincts, my resentments. I would at least smile as she prattled on about her ancestry, ignore the way she bosses Ed, marvel at the garish silk draperies in the living room, praise her beaten biscuits served with a leathery salt meat known as Kentucky old ham. Basically, I would lie. So, on our way up to the house, I compliment Constance on her jumper and its unusual designs.
"Well, thank you. Can you guess what they are?"
I can't.
"They are amoebas! I bought it at the science museum in Cincinnati. Isn't that clever?"
Clever isn't the word that comes to mind, but I say yes.
She leads me up to the guest room — a spacious loft over the garage. The hotel had vacancies, but I knew Constance would be offended if I didn't accept her invitation.
"Take some time to freshen up. Then I want to take you all on a tour of the house," she says regally, full of throaty, Confederate affect.
"Sure," I reply, even though I have seen the house before. Even though there is only one of me standing before her.
"The only thing we might not take too close a look at is the kitchen," she says. "It's a mess! Aunt Lucy Davis was making her barbecue in there today and Eugenia, you remember my cousin Eugenia? She's rather large and messy so it made things even more ... unwieldy! Anyway, they were cooking the barbecue and then my grandmother, Nana, was cooking a peach cobbler. So I wouldn't want you to even go near the place until I get a chance to undo the damage! Anyway, I'll let you freshen up, and then we'll go on the grand tour."
Constance disappears down the steps before I can respond. It's a good thing she hurried away because the words now pounding in my mind are virtually irrepressible: Who are these people, and what the hell am I doing here? Aunt Lucy Davis? Nana? And why should I remember her large, messy cousin Eugenia when I've never even met her before? It was a mistake coming here. I should have arranged to meet with the lawyer some other time.
I try to calm myself and remember that in some ways I didn't have a choice. I was summoned by estate business and my indebtedness to her for organizing the funeral. Besides, who would want to miss the bicentennial magic? Constance planned the reunion for this particular weekend because the Davis clan allegedly first landed on the Kentucky side of the Ohio River 200 years ago to Saturday's date. She is her family's self-appointed historian and lets the free world know that only they — meaning no other Davises in town — are direct descendants of Henry Clay Davis, who is a "northern descendant" of Jefferson Davis. I've always doubted her claim, especially since her mother never talked about it. To make matters worse, somehow Constance wangled her way into the DAR and now more than ever considers herself a torchbearer of southern aristocracy.
My family wasn't big enough to have either lineage or reunions, given that I come from a distinguished line of state-hopping, one-child couples. My father was from Virginia by way of Oklahoma. My mother grew up in California and then met my father at UVA. I don't even have what Constance calls "a blood connection" to the state — all the more reason to wonder what I am doing here, far away from what everyone in this house calls "crazy L.A."
"You seen any of them gangbangers much?" Ed asked me after the funeral. We were eating from small plates on our laps and there were strangers milling about. We didn't call it a wake, but that's what it was.
"Those, Ed. Any of those gangbangers," Constance said.
"Well, did ya?" Ed asked me.
I shrugged my shoulders, and replied, "Now and then," like we shop at the same supermarket. It was a lie, but I was tired and jetlagged and didn't have the patience to explain that not all of the city was ruled by East L.A. and South Central gangs. There were many different types of gangs — the legal gang, the entertainment gang, the real estate gang, the plastic surgery gang. But it was more than I cared to discuss. So I let them sit there in silence and wonder if I had any tattoos, if I packed a piece.
The truth, of course, is that my life couldn't be farther away from the gangs — but that doesn't exactly make it fulfilling. I came to L.A. after my mother died, and my family cocoon suddenly unraveled. It didn't matter that her cancer had dragged on throughout my college years, supposedly giving us time to prepare. Her death still came as an impossible shock.
Toward the end, before she lost consciousness, she and I would sit on her bed and play hearts or blackjack — something simple. And she would smile more when I won than when she did. We talked about the game, or the weather, or the squirrels outside her window and how busy they were in the early fall. Sometimes, on her more lucid days, she asked about my job prospects, and I chatted about fictional leads in New York and Washington for photography work. And neither of us could talk about the inevitable. It was understood that she would keep trying to get well, that we would focus on the positive. After she died, I still heard the echo of her words — that she would fight it, that she would be okay.
I boarded a plane for L.A. on a gray, freezing day in January, four months after her funeral and a half hour after my father told me his plans to marry Edna. I was furious enough about the relationship — marriage was unthinkable. It was too soon, yet no waiting period would have been long enough. I had no choice but to run after he found such quick comfort in a woman he barely knew. And when I discovered he didn't want me to go, the journey became irresistible.
I arrived by airport shuttle at my college roommate's apartment in Hollywood, having received a tour of scorched oil fields, suburban streets lined with palm trees and prison-barred homes, and the tacky, vainglorious billboards along Sunset Strip. Hollywood shimmered in an unreal light, as though poised on the surface of the sun, and the sky seemed made of chrome. Without a doubt, it was the ugliest place I had ever seen.
(Continues...)
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