Bumpy Rides and Soft Landings: Stories of Coming Out, Flying High, and Not Learning to Play the Piano

Bumpy Rides and Soft Landings: Stories of Coming Out, Flying High, and Not Learning to Play the Piano

by James Pauley
Bumpy Rides and Soft Landings: Stories of Coming Out, Flying High, and Not Learning to Play the Piano

Bumpy Rides and Soft Landings: Stories of Coming Out, Flying High, and Not Learning to Play the Piano

by James Pauley

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Overview

Since the late 1970s, James Pauley, Jr. has been jet-setting around the world as a flight attendant. During his time on this planet and in the skies, he's pretty much seen and heard it all.  In Bumpy Rides and Soft Landings, Pauley chronicles his life-both in the air and on the ground-one meaningful adventure after another.


As someone whose innate filter doesn't always work, Pauley says it exactly as he sees it. Written in his uniquely humorous, poignant, sarcastic, self-deprecating, honest, and mildly outrageous style, he recounts stories of growing up different, while learning important lessons from even the most unlikely of sources: a chili dog, a nasty queen, a cursing coworker, a Porta-Potty, a stranger's judgment, a sore butt, a new piano, a tiny scar, a grieving widow, and a hateful bully. With the millions of miles he's logged in over the years, along with the thousands of diverse and colorful characters he's met and observed along the way, he knows one thing for certain: On this journey called Life, with no GPS or autopilot to help us navigate, no one truly knows what their final destination will be. And, because the ride will undoubtedly be turbulent at times, it's best to just fasten your seat belts, learn from the experience, and always hope for a soft landing.




Product Details

ISBN-13: 9798986751627
Publisher: Take Flight Publishing, LLC
Publication date: 03/06/2023
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
Pages: 298
Sales rank: 456,753
File size: 1 MB

Table of Contents

Preface


Next Generations

Hoot and Holler

Try as They May

Bitten by the Bug

Come Out, Come Out

A Smile or a Smirk?

In Tune

Mean Old Queen

Lest Ye Judge

Pea Ewe

A Cure for Crusty

A New Attitude

Prisoners to a Cell

In Stitches

Love Always

So Sari

Laugh That One Off

PITA


Epilogue

Acknowledgments

About the Author

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