Confessions of a Slut

Confessions of a Slut

by A.R. Alan
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Confessions of a Slut by A.R. Alan

Selma Brazinsky is an average-looking, thirty-four-year-old, single, full-figured woman who has never had an earth-shattering orgasm with any man. Almost as frustrating are her Mama’s attempts to fix her up with one loser after another. So Selma joins the Love Connection, an Internet dating service, tagging herself, “Experience Wanted Sally.”

She meets men all right. There’s “Barrel of Laughs Mike,” who needs sniffs of oxygen at the most inconvenient times, “Harvey the Ballroom Dancer,” whose feet are numb due to diabetes, and long-bearded “Big Bubba” who reminds her of the Duck Dynasty guys. Then along comes Jessie, the lovable porn-shop owner whose kinky toys, costumes, and sexual finesse overwhelm her. Is he the one? Can Selma finally abandon her Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, and Tom Hanks rubber dildos forever?

In this hilarious, page-turning novel, Selma admits right off the bat that she’s a slut, and goes on to recount the adventures that have earned her the right to claim she’s that infamous four-letter word.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940151986779
Publisher: Gray Rabbit Publications / Fantastic Books
Publication date: 06/20/2015
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: NOOK Book
File size: 353 KB
Age Range: 18 Years

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Confessions of a Slut 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 2 reviews.
Kissablysweetone More than 1 year ago
Selma Brazinsky had been dealing with her mother's matchmaking for years. It was never very successful though. She tried to muddle through each dinner when her mother's newest pick was there. Trying to circumvent her mother's choices, Selma joins an online dating service. She isn't sure what to expect but she's ready for just about anything. Uproariously funny, this book takes us on one woman's journey to find a mate. The writing is top notch and the characters will remind you of one or two of your friends. I enjoyed Selma's take on the whole situation. She has a wonderful sense of humor about her predicament. We all know the journey to marriage and happiness can be a rough one. The fun Selma has while on this mission, makes it all worthwhile. You need to read this. It's perfect for anyone but really would make a book club reading list with lots of discussion. I found no issues. I gave this one 5 cheers out of 5 because I found myself smiling and laughing through the entire book. You will too. ~Copy of book provided by author in exchange for a fair review~
Richie1 More than 1 year ago
Selma Brazinsky is a 34 year old, unmarried, double D gal whose Mama is always trying to set her up. Every Friday night at Shabbos dinner there is a new dud for Selma to endure. Finally, she has enough of the nonsense and joins the Love Connection, an online dating service. The men she meets are as bad, if not worse than the schmucks her Mama throws at her. After a hair mishap with Bubba, she get a new hairdo courtesy of gay Frankie. She gets a dog whose chews up her sex toys and decides to investigate a sex toy shop whose owner is an acquaintance of Frankie. What happens next is completely outrageous. If you want to laugh good and hard, this is the book to read. A. R. Alan this is your best yet!