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CHAPTER 1
DEPOSITION OF GOD
VOLUME I
AUGUST 16, 2017
6:08 AM
MELISSA KLIMA
COURT REPORTER
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA 55372
DISCOVERY DEPOSITION OF GOD TAKEN PURSUANT TO NOTICE ON AUGUST 16, 2017, COMMENCING AT APPROXIMATELY 6:08 AM, BEFORE MELISSA KLIMA, NOTARY PUBLIC, COUNTY OF SCOTT, STATE OF MINNESOTA, TO BE USED IN THE ABOVE-ENTITLED CAUSE.
APPEARANCES
MELISSA KLIMA COURT REPORTER
GOD, CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE
(Whereupon, the following proceedings were duly had.) GOD, called as a witness, having been first duly sworn, deposes and says as follows:
EXAMINATION
BY MS. KLIMA:
Q Good morning. Please state your full name for the record.
A God, the Universe, the Divine, Elohim, Supreme Being, Elah, Source, Jehovah, Lord, the Almighty --
Q Sorry to interrupt. You have a lot of names.
A You can call me whatever name resonates with you because I am all of them.
Q For this deposition, are you okay with me calling you "God" to keep things simple?
A Yes.
Q So let's dive right in. Some people think that the soul enters the body when the heart beats for the first time and some people think it's when you take your first breath. When does the soul enter the physical body?
A Your soul is not housed in your physical body. Your soul has always been, therefore your physical body is housed in your soul.
Q Where is my soul then?
A Your soul is everywhere. It is not in one place or the other. Your soul is multidimensional. Your soul existed before the creation of your physical body.
Q Where is my mind?
A Your mind is in the cells of your body. Your mind is also multidimensional. There is your mind, there is the matrix's mind, and there is the mind of possibility. You have access to them all.
Q Okay. So who created my body?
A You and I together created your body. You are a miracle. Everyone is an absolute beautiful miracle.
Q If we are absolute beautiful miracles, then why do so many of us struggle with depression and anxiety and feeling like we're not good enough?
A You struggle when you forget who you really are.
Q Why do we forget?
A You chose to give up your memory so you could be born into the matrix of life. It is a magical matrix. Just think about the ocean and its vastness, dolphins, whales, octopuses, sea turtles, the coral reefs, and then there's the Seven Wonders of the World. I could go on and on.
Q This world is amazing. But getting back to this memory loss, so we gave up our memory so we could experience this matrix of life?
A Yes.
Q So it's like a virtual reality game?
A Yes. There are a lot of things you cannot remember, which you already know, but that is exactly what makes the matrix so mysterious. That is what makes it so exciting to play. Life truly is one of the greatest mysteries. It is one of my grandest creations.
Q Yeah, I'll say. It's so mysterious, it scares me sometimes.
A Given that you do not remember where you came from before you were born and you do not remember where you are going after this life, it makes sense that you feel scared at times, but there is nothing for you to worry about. You are exactly where you are supposed to be, everyone is.
Q Have you ever judged anyone, like felt really disappointed in them?
A No, I have never judged anyone and I never will.
Q That's a relief. A lot of people think you judge them or that you're going to send them to hell if they don't do what you want them to do. Have you ever sent anyone to hell?
A No.
Q Are you ever going to send anyone to hell? A No. Actually, there is no hell. You create your own hell, if you want to call it that, yourself on earth with the way you think and with what you choose to believe in. If you choose to believe there is a hell, then there is an illusion of hell for you that appears real. If you choose to believe there is no hell, then there is no illusion of hell for you. It is all in what you decide to believe in. That is part of the matrix, you get to use your freewill and decide what you believe in. Belief is an invisible tool that is given to you when you enter the matrix.
Long before you were born, people came up with the illusion of hell and they used it to control people, and back then it worked to some extent. They gained control of their people by using fear, the fear of hell. Hell is only an illusion. You can cross hell off of your belief list.
Q Good, I'll gladly cross that one off. Okay, so I have some questions about destiny. Is there such a thing as destiny?
A Yes.
Q Can you give me an example of destiny?
A Yes. One example is that your kids chose you before they were born. Everyone chooses their parents before entering the matrix.
Q Can you give me another example of destiny?
A Yes. The body you have is destiny. You chose your body before you entered the matrix.
Q I did?
A Yes.
Q Did everyone choose their body before coming into the matrix?
A Yes.
Q A lot of people seem to be upset about their bodies. I hear people complaining a lot. Is there more you can say about that?
A Everyone chose the body they have. Most of you feel like it was forced upon you, like somehow you got a raw deal, but everyone chose it, they have just forgotten.
Q How can we feel better about our bodies now that we are in them?
A By remembering that you chose it. You wanted that one.
Q Can you tell me more about that?
A Think of a scuba diver. When a person goes scuba diving, they have to get into their gear in order to scuba dive in the ocean. And before going in, they choose their gear. Just like a scuba diver, you needed gear in order to live in the matrix. And before going in, you chose your gear.
Q Got it. A lot of people think that when their body dies, they die with it. Do we need our bodies to be alive?
A No.
Q Can you explain that further?
A When a scuba diver exits the water, he does not die, he just does not need his gear anymore. When you exit this life, you do not die, you just do not need your body anymore.
Q Wow, that actually makes sense. So was it destiny that I met my husband, Jamie?
A Yes, but meeting him depended on the choices you made as you went along.
Q You said that my kids chose me and that it was destiny?
A Yes. Kids choose their parents. You met their dad and, at that time, your kids were considering entering the matrix, and that's when they chose you as their mother and him as their father.
Q So was I, in a sense, forced to be a parent since they chose me?
A No. Before you entered the matrix, you knew that that is how it worked. You knew a soul might choose you as their mom and you knew that they might not. It is how the game is set up.
Q So what about sex? Don't you get pregnant from having sex and then the egg gets fertilized?
A Yes, but there is more to it than that. If no soul chose you to be their parent, at that particular time, you would not be able to get pregnant no matter how much sex you had.
Q Can you explain that further?
A Take a couple that has been trying to have a baby and cannot get pregnant, they knew before this life that having a baby was never a guarantee and they were fine with that. They have just forgotten now. You all have amnesia, and you are in the process of waking up. The matrix is a wild and potentially confusing game, and you all wanted to play.
Q Interesting. Can you read my mind?
A Absolutely, I know everything, I am God. Your mind is my mind.
Q My mind is your mind? That's a little over my head at the moment. So is there anything that surprises you?
A No, nothing surprises me. I enjoy experiencing life with you. There is nothing you have gone through that I was not there experiencing with you. I always have your back. I am always in your mind even when you forget I am there. I am your biggest fan.
Q That's beautiful.
MS. KLIMA: Let's go off the record for a minute.
(Whereupon, a recess was taken.)
MS. KLIMA: Okay, we're back on the record.
BY MS. KLIMA:
Q So how do you feel about having your deposition taken?
A I am loving the experience. You took a quantum leap. You used your mind, our mind, and then you jumped spiritually. Yes! More and more people will start doing that. The more you realize I am in your mind with you, that it is actually "our" mind, the easier it is to jump spiritually. How do you feel about taking my deposition?
Q You know, I'm supposed to be the one asking questions here. But yeah, I'm feeling a little nervous about this whole thing. I don't like feeling nervous.
A Realize feeling nervous is not a bad thing, it is just one of many options of the matrix.
Q Is there a way I can feel less nervous?
A Yes. When you feel nervous, instantly you also feel like that is a bad thing and so you unconsciously add another layer of stress to it. You have a beautiful complex mind. Let us strip the layers down. First, strip off the layer of thinking that feeling nervous is bad, just toss that right off to the side. Now that that layer is gone, just allow yourself to feel nervous, do not resist it. When you allow yourself to feel nervous without judging it, that is when a window opens up and I can come in and dissolve it for you supernaturally.
Feelings are just feelings, they do not need to be labeled good or bad. Feelings are another wonderful part of the matrix of life, oh so many feelings to experience. Allow yourself to feel any feelings that come up for you. I created feelings, there is no need to be afraid of any of them. The next time you feel nervous, try loving the feeling and see what happens.
Q How do we go about loving feeling nervous?
A Realize that you can love it. It is possible to love feeling nervous. Think bigger. If you loved feeling nervous, what would happen to the nervous?
Q It would be loved and that would change the dynamic of it, and it would shift.
A Exactly. Everything shifts when it is loved.
Q That makes sense.
A The ego says, "I don't like feeling nervous," and nervous gets more nervous. The wise says, "I don't mind feeling nervous," and nervous relaxes. The master says, "I love feeling nervous," and nervous disappears.
Q That's awesome. I get it. So what's your best advice for me today? And let's keep it to two words. Hopefully, if it's just two words, I'll remember it. I seem to have a severe case of amnesia and I get distracted like Dory the fish in the movie Nemo.
A Have fun. The matrix is a magical place, go enjoy it.
Q Would that be your advice for everyone today?
A Yes, have fun. When people are having fun, they are peaceful. Think back to a time when you were having fun, laughing, being silly. Remember that time often and recreate it again and again. Go have fun. While you are having fun, I experience your happiness with you.
Q So how's my dad? Talking about having fun reminded me of him.
A He is happy and safe. He has his memory back. When we did his life review, he was cracking up at himself. We were both dying laughing. Get it, "dying laughing"?
Q Oh my God.
A Life can feel very serious while you are in it, but after it is over, it is a whole new experience. And I do have a sense of humor. I am God, I created humor. Being funny and laughing heals your worried small-me self. What? You do not think I can be funny?
Q You're reading my mind. And no, not really, I've never thought of you as being funny. You're God, you're a serious person or a serious energy or a serious something, I'm not sure exactly.
A Well, I have a great sense of humor. I am not worried about anything. You are the one who worries, not me. Blend with me, my child, and remember to laugh as often as you possibly can.
Q I'm going to. Being too serious actually feels painful. Plus, I like this new idea of you being funny. Well, I have to go take another deposition this morning, so we'll need to take a break.
A Okay, sounds good. I am ready to start back up again whenever you are. I am always here forever and ever.
Q You're funny. Let's get to work.
A Let us go, I am ready. Let us make some people laugh today and show them your Godly Self.
Q This whole thing is a process for me, for us, for whatever this matrix thing is. I still have amnesia, but I'm opening up to enlightenment. I wish I could just take your deposition all day long, but there's bills that need to be paid. Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, it's off to work we go. See, I can be funny too.
A Yes! Finally!
MS. KLIMA: We're off the record.
(Whereupon, a recess was taken.)
MS. KLIMA: We're back on the record.
BY MS. KLIMA:
Q So, God, I forgot to ask you this, what is your date of birth?
A July 15, 1970.
Q That's my birthday.
A I know. I was born as you that day. My birthday is everybody's birthday. When anyone is born, I am born. I have millions of birthdays and I also have no birthday at all. Does that make sense?
Q No.
A Within the matrix of life, I am born over and over again. When a baby is born, I am born. Outside of the matrix, there are no birthdays. So, of course, outside of the matrix, I have no birthday, nor do you. I have simply always been, we have simply always been. Everything about you is my DNA. Everything about you is Godly energy. You are me. You are me before the matrix, during the matrix, and after the matrix. I am not superior to you, I am you.
Q I've always thought of you as superior. I thought that's what you wanted. Everyone I know thinks of you as superior.
A If you think of me as superior, then in your mind we will always be separate. You will think of yourself as over there, less than me, and you will think of me as over here, superior to you. We cannot be as one when you think like that.
Q That makes sense. So how can I be you and talk to you at the same time? That seems crazy. I feel like that makes us separate.
A It is not crazy at all, and you are not separate from me. You are multidimensional, I am multidimensional, we are multidimensional. I was one big whole of energy and I still am. I simply split off some of my energy, you are that energy, and because you are my energy, you are not split off from me at all.
Q I feel like we just went full circle.
A Within the matrix, I am experiencing myself in millions of different ways. It is complete genius. As you look out at life, you see me everywhere. I am Alpha and Omega, the whole of it all. I am the small, I am the large, I am everything. I am always with you. I have never left you. I cannot leave you when you are me.
MS. KLIMA: Off the record.
(Whereupon, a recess was taken.)
MS. KLIMA: Back on the record. I have one more question about you being everything.
BY MS. KLIMA:
Q So everyone I talk to, every person I see in life is a chunk of you?
A Yes.
Q So Donald Trump is a chunk of you?
A That is two questions now. You said you only had one more question. You would make a great lawyer.
Q I'm being serious right now. So is Donald Trump a chunk of you?
A Yes.
Q My mom is a chunk of you?
A Yes.
Q My kids are a chunk of you?
A Yes.
Q Jamie is a chunk of you?
A Yes.
Q My ex's are a chunk of you?
A Yes.
Q What about my dog, Champ, is he a small chunk of you?
A Yes.
Q How can that be? And when I say "chunk," I'm not being disrespectful. I'm from the farm and I grew up using that word "chunk," so don't be offended. Lord knows I don't want God mad at me, but then again, you are me, so I'm sure you're not offended because you already know everything.
A I am definitely not offended. I am never offended.
Q Quite frankly, this whole deposition is so strange. I'm just going to get some sleep. a lot of this is just too big for me at the moment. Since I'm you and you're me, I guess we're both going to bed; but since you're everyone and everything, I guess you could be staying up all night. At this moment, nothing makes much sense to me, but how could it? I'm just a small piece looking back at its entire self. It's pretty tough to not feel separate. Time for prayers before bed. Thank you, God, for giving me clarity while I sleep and loving me even though I feel annoyed with you.
(Whereupon, a recess was taken.)
MS. KLIMA: We're back on the record.
BY MS. KLIMA:
Q Good morning, God.
A Good morning, Beautiful.
Q Sorry I got annoyed with you last night. It's just frustrating trying to understand your testimony.
A That makes perfect sense that you feel frustrated. Remember, I do not judge you. I completely understand where you are coming from. I know you have amnesia.
Q Of course, you do. You're me, right?
A Yes.
(Continues…)
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