Finally, a book that you can feel good about not reading.
Have you ever bought a book that you never seem to get around to actually reading? And now it sits on your shelf, desk, nightstand, e-reader, or even floor unread. Perhaps you look at it every so often and think "I really should read that book." But you never do.
Don't Read This Book solves that problem. It is a book designed not to be read. Utilizing a panoply of devices, the author actively attempts to get you to stop reading the book.
In a world of "fake news" and "fake reviews," Don't Read This Book is a welcome respite. It is precisely what it appears to be: there is no hidden message, no moral of the story, and indeed, no story. Instead, from start to finish, the book demands, begs, and cajoles you to not read it.
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Don’t Read this Review Especially if you have not read the book, because you shouldn’t. Especially, especially if you have read the book, because why are you reading even more about the book? Especially, especially, especially if you are the author of the book, because … of reasons. “Hold my beer.” That was my first thought when this book challenged me not to read it. I wish I had my beer back, because after reading the book, I need it. If you are looking for a hard copy of this Book-That-Should-Not-Be-Read, your local book store is unlikely to have a shelf category of books that should not be read. What book store would do that? Instead, this book will probably be filed under humor, which is definitely where it belongs. This book will make you laugh. But so will other books in the humor section, which should all definitely be read before this one. I have heard it said that a million monkeys on a million typewriters in million years will eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare. But in the meantime, they will probably produce a lot of questionable material. I think this author has found the hidden warehouse where those monkeys are kept. What a brilliant idea he had to start self-publishing and selling the monkey’s by-products. I want in on that action. Please contact me. I will be your editor. BY. THE. WAY. CHAPTER. L. WAS. A. DIRTY. TRICK. HERE. ARE. THE. CAPITALS. AND. PERIODS. YOU. FORGOT. -------------- In all seriousness, you should buy and read this book. It is hilarious and despite the author’s bests efforts, I did find some meaning in the book. The comments above are intended to get you to buy the book and to spur the author on to write more. When I was reading the book, I kept thinking that this was something that could have been written by Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett. If you know who those guys are, read this book. If you don’t, read something they wrote and if you liked their work, then come back and get this book. But definitely don’t read this book first. Or at all.