The Dylan Thomas Murders

The Dylan Thomas Murders

by David N. Thomas

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ISBN-13: 9781854116390
Publisher: Seren
Publication date: 02/01/2012
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 200
File size: 264 KB

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David N. Thomas (Author) : David N. Thomas is the author of Dylan Remembered. He has served as a Council of Europe fellow.

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The Dylan Thomas Murders


By David N. Thomas

Poetry Wales Press Ltd

Copyright © 2002 David N. Thomas
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-85411-639-0


CHAPTER 1

Fast Forward 1

Out of a bower of red swine
Howls the foul fiend to heel.
I cannot murder, like a fool,
Season and sunshine, grace and girl,
Nor can I smother the sweet waking.


The Sergeant leaned across the table, and switched on the tape machine. "Now then Les, the bloke had his head bashed in, the crows were pulling out his brains like worms."

And Les, still dreaming of topless gypsy dancers, and wondering if he'd caught anything from a tasselled Andalucian nipple dunked in his wine glass, said: "The first time I saw him I was in Miss Hilton's front garden, cutting the heads off in the borders, that's what she asked me to do. A car pulled up, a big red Volvo, with a black roof rack, and National Trust stickers, not local. He got out, there was no-one else in the car with him. He came up the garden path. He had to go past me to reach the cottage but he didn't say a word. Miss Hilton answered the door. 'Stillness,' he said, holding out his hand. 'Acquisitions and Disposals.' I couldn't see her face but she sounded very surprised. 'Good heavens,' she said. They went inside and I carried on in the border.

"Yes, definitely Stillness. No, I didn't catch his first name.

"Ten minutes later, Waldo turned up, angry, black as thunder, nostrils wide like a dog outside the butcher's. He sniffed round the car, not bothering I was there, then he emptied this plastic bag over the windscreen. Jesus, guts everywhere, blood and slime, and big rolls of intestines which he wrapped round the wipers. Then he went to the back of the car, took something from his pocket, and jammed it hard on the exhaust pipe. A rabbit's head, fresh too, by the look of it.

"No, I didn't say anything, it's not my place. We know he's not always right in the head, but we look after him as we can. He's one of us, and that's good enough for me.

"Dylan Thomas? I know nothing about him and Waldo.

"Anyway, Waldo ran off across the fields and I thought I'd better get out of the way, so I went round the back. Next thing, this Stillness was marching across the lawn, shouting and swearing. I told him I knew nothing about it. He threw a punch and I hit him back solid in the stomach, and he went down, just a bag of wind, nothing to him. He fetched up and I fetched the bike. I went up to the square to sit with the lads. He came past later, driving like fury, but I don't know how far he'd have gone with a rabbit's head on the exhaust."

And the Inspector, who'd once known the real Polly Garter down in New Quay, pulled out his notebook and said: "Dylan Thomas wrote wonderful poems."

"Isn't it funny," remarked the Sergeant, "how most poets die young."

"My father said it was the biggest funeral he'd ever been to."

"My auntie says he died of AIDS in New York."

"I believe," said the Inspector, dreaming of a Ferris wheel in which Dylan aficionados turned forever, "that the CIA had him put down."

CHAPTER 2

Between Lamb and Raven


Rachel and I had moved to west Wales into very early retirement. We'd spent the first two weeks unpacking our books. We would start after breakfast with good intent but within minutes we'd each find some old favourite and we'd spend the rest of the day reading. In the very last box, I found a pamphlet, The Forensic Examination of Stomach Contents, written by my uncle Jack, sometime a Chief Superintendent. The cover was splattered with faded blood stains, but Jack would never explain how they came to be there, though he wasn't slow to tell you the pamphlet had come first in the King's Essay Competition in 1948.

There have always been policemen in our family. My brother is a detective specialising in Internet fraud. Though my father hadn't actually been a policeman, he'd been a personnel manager at Butlins, which was much the same thing. His cousin Will, the shabbiest man I had ever seen, had been in Special Branch, and collected Victorian typewriters. We didn't talk much about him. He had once seduced my step-mother whilst my father sat sozzled on the sofa downstairs. My step-mother was good at that sort of thing. She'd even worked in a Bloomsbury hotel, renting out rooms to blue movie makers, and starring in one or two herself. "Iesu mawr," she said a few hours before she died, whilst I was wiping her bum, "those boys had willies down to their knees."

Leaving London for the countryside was all very well, Rachel had said, but I would soon need an interest, capital letters, and it was finding my great-uncle's pamphlet that gave me the idea. I had policing in my blood, a good intuitive sense about people, and a sociologist's eye for the quirks of human behaviour.

"How about private investigation?" I said one evening, having searched through Yellow Pages and found a dearth of country gumshoes.

"Good idea," she replied, without losing concentration on the bacon omelette she was making. "You'll be very good at it."

So that night, as enough rain fell for a year and the river burst its banks and took away our seed potatoes, I planned a different kind of future. I rented an office under the town clock in Lampeter, put ads in the papers and filled in a card for the noticeboard at the supermarket. I phoned the local solicitors to tell them I'd started up, and one sent me a good-luck present the next day – a desk, three odd chairs and a wooden filing cabinet containing a photograph of Diana Dors with a pencilled-in moustache. I sat in the office for two weeks and my only callers were the postman with his circulars, and shoppers asking the way to the discount store. Then one day a plump and rosy-cheeked woman came in, whose grey hair swirled round her head like smoke. She was wearing a hand-knitted, bright blue cardigan that waterfalled from her shoulders, stopping within a ragged inch of the top of her black wellington boots. A farmer's wife, I thought. She sat in the chair facing me, folded her arms and leaned across my desk: "Mr Pritchard? Mr Martin Pritchard?"

"How can I help you?"

"They tell me your wife's a poet."

I nodded, too surprised for words.

"You'll need her help to investigate this." She drew out a copy of the Cambrian News from her shopping bag. She thumbed through the inside pages, found what she was looking for, folded the paper in half, and edged it across the desk for me to read. I put on my glasses and read the report: a shed had been stolen from a field near the Scadan Coch pub.

"I should be interested in this?"

"It's part of our cultural heritage."

"A shed?" I was incredulous.

"Would you mock the Boat House at Laugharne? The Muse sailed well enough from there."

I picked up the office diary, and made a show of flicking through the pages, distracted by tiny red flames at the front of her mouth. Not lipstick on her teeth, because she wore none. I wondered if her gums were bleeding.

"You won't have much in there," she said.

"Can you meet my terms?"

"Don't you think," she asked, looking scornfully at me, flashing more fire from between her lips, "that the satisfaction of putting the record straight is worth more than money?"

"I'll find the shed, in between other things ..."

"Take this." She passed across the desk a double rabbit's paw, stitched back to back with gold and silver thread. "Now, be care- ful ..." She smiled. I stared. She held her smile. I kept on staring, mesmerised by the red dragon etched across her front teeth.

I found out later that she was the only child of a prosperous abattoir owner, and taught moral philosophy at the university.

* * *

Rachel has a habit of saying: "If you're hungry, go look for a bagel." Fed up with waiting for nothing to happen, I took her advice. I locked the office and drove to Ciliau Aeron. The Scadan Coch was at the end of the village, next to the church. I'd been there many times before, for although we had only just moved in, we'd been holidaying in the area for years.

The landlord was a one-legged, two-fingered Irishman called O'Malley, who'd once been a leading light in the Free Wales Army. He was also part of Ciliau's pink community, which made many local young farmers apprehensive about using the pub. "We're all poofters at heart," he was fond of telling them, "but some of us have the pleasure of it down below as well." Many thought him handsome, but his face was round and his head as bald as a goose egg.

It was usual for only Welsh to be spoken in the bars, and any persistent transgressors were often asked to leave. "There's nothing like a good thirst to help a man find his tongue," O'Malley used to say. He was famous for his prejudice against the English, but he took to them if they had soft voices, blended with the wallpaper and tried to learn Welsh. "What I can't stand," I once heard him say, "is the weekenders, all turbo cars and turbo boats and bloody turbo voices." The pub's pride and joy was a miniature llama called Llewela, who was trained to spit at anyone with a loud English accent.

O'Malley was behind the bar polishing the pumps. I asked for a pint of Brains. He pulled it gently into the glass, placed it on the counter and handed me some olives and a laverbread dip.

"That missing shed," I said. "How long's it been there?"

"First world war, off and on," he replied over his shoulder, as he went across to serve another customer. "Lorry full of turkeys going to market, pulled out of the car park and hit a wagon carrying timber. The village salvaged the turkeys but Dai Fern Hill took the wood and built the shed from it. That's the story, handed down, like."

I dipped another Crinkle in the laverbread and asked: "What was it used for?"

O'Malley passed across some bubble-and-squeak rissoles. "Dai killed his pigs in there. Strung them up by the back feet from the rafter, sharp knife in the neck, and a bucket to catch the blood. They say you could hear the squealing from the top of Surgeon's Hill."

The rissoles were delicious, made with potatoes and wild garlic. When I'd finished, I paid O'Malley, and walked down the road. I soon found the sign for Fern Hill Farm, painted in white on the side of a rusty milk churn. A piece of blue slate on the wooden gate warned: "Loose Dogs. No callers." The gate was chained and padlocked.

I was wondering what to do when Basset the Post arrived, a man so lugubrious that the rims of his sunken eyes seemed to fall down his cheeks and rest on his droopy, always-damp moustache. "Wouldn't go down there, if I were you," he murmured dolefully.

"How d'you deliver the letters, then?"

He nodded towards a wooden box next to the churn. "He don't get much, just bills, and letters from abroad sometimes."

"What's he like?"

"Bitter," said the mournful Basset.

"About what?" I tried to lighten up the question with a smile but Basset wiped it from my face with a melancholic sigh.

"His woman got pregnant by the fertiliser man."

"And?"

"They ran away to Slough."

"And now his shed's gone missing."

"It meant a lot to him, that shed."

I jumped over the gate and walked apprehensively up the track. The trees on either side had not been cut for many years, and their branches intertwined above the track, blocking out much of the daylight. I came to a second gate, also chained, and guarded by something more sinister. A line of dead birds were tied to the top rail with orange baler twine. The three thrushes I cared little about, but it upset me to see the red kite. Someone had broken its neck before tying it to the gate by its legs. Flies were buzzing in and out of its empty eye sockets, whilst little coffee-coloured maggots burrowed through the flesh. As I clambered over, its razor beak caught the inside of my trouser leg and made a small tear.

Another five minutes of walking uphill brought me to the farmhouse. It was a dilapidated building of old Welsh stone, smothered by imperial ivy and climbing roses that reached to the eaves. Ferns had taken root in the gaps between the stones, and a twisted elder grew flag-like from the chimney stack. Pigeons flew in and out of a broken bedroom window, and crows pecked like addicts for the linseed oil in the putty. I relaxed a little as I crossed the yard because I was sure there were no dogs here. The front door was open. An inquisitive sociologist, I had always told my students, should never let a threshold hold him back. I stepped inside.

I found myself in a large room that would have made the turbo-weekenders gasp both with joy and horror. There were two inglenook fires, a slate floor, white-washed walls and black-stained oak beams smothered with bunches of drying herbs. Three rabbits hung from an old bacon hook near the window.

A long kitchen table took up most of one side of the room; it was covered in rusty agricultural tools and oily parts from some engine or other, presumably a tractor. A couple of tins of rat poison sat at one end, next to a pile of Picture Post magazines and a bowl of rotting apples covered in vinegar flies. In one corner of the room stood a television on an upturned diesel drum, and in the other, a mattress covered over with a patchwork quilt, with a bowler hat hanging on a nail above a cracked mirror. A dozen empty Guinness bottles were lined up on the floor beside the mattress. On the wall above, was a signed photograph of a football team called AC Portoferraio, from one of the Italian leagues presumably, though I had never heard of them.

The right side of the room was almost bare. It was dominated by a large, gilt-framed canvas above the fireplace. Even I recognised it: Monica Sahlin's famous painting of her cousin rising to heaven in a wicker-basket, looking wistfully down through a cloud of harebells. On the mantelpiece below stood a sheep's skull with plastic miniature daffodils sprouting from the sockets of the eyes.

On either side of the chimney breast were shelves upon shelves of books and quaintly-bound periodicals, and, in the middle of the room, a small writing desk, with a chair set at an angle as if someone had just got up or was expecting to return. A blank writing pad lay on the desk, and, to one side, a tarnished pewter mug filled with sharpened pencils. On each corner stood a black and white photograph. The one on the left was a very fuzzy snap of a chubby, curly-haired man with a cigarette hanging from his lower lip. My stomach bled sour anxiety, for he looked like my father, who had only once brought me happiness and that was on the day of his dying.

The photo on the right of the desk was of an upright man in a sombre business suit, carrying a furled umbrella. Here, too, was a sense of deja vu: he looked like the men who had chased my mother for the money that my father had borrowed and never repaid. They had harassed me, too, as I was sent to the front door with well-prepared excuses: "Sorry, he's gone to Venezuela on business, and won't be back for six months." I saw again the shock on my grandmother's face when the bailiffs took possession of her house to pay off my father's debts. This was the man who'd told me to send him half of my student grant, and made me feel it was the right thing to do; this was the man who stayed for two years in London hotels without paying his bills, was caught, imprisoned, released on probation and landed a job as general manager of a posh West End hotel, before careering downhill to Butlins. This was the man ...

I moved quietly to the centre of the room and almost hit my head against something hanging from one of the beams. It was an old Corona lemonade bottle with a tapered, unstoppered neck. Inside was a little stuffed bird, or so I first thought, but when I looked more closely I was shocked to see it was actually a live wren, sitting on its own droppings, gasping for breath in the thin, warm air that managed to drop down to the bottom. I was trying to work out how the wren had been put in the bottle, when I heard someone spitting. I turned and moved towards the back of the house where a lean-to kitchen and bathroom had been built. I could see a washbasin with a pair of black shoes in it. Next to the basin was a bath, with a man bending so far in that his head was almost touching the bottom. He unfurled and stood upright. I could see something wriggling in his mouth. He turned away and spat into the lavatory bowl. He went back to the bath and leaned over, again stretching down inside. He came back up. There was a large brown spider between his lips.

I back-tracked nervously from the house, and sought refuge in the pub. O'Malley came over.

"Brains?" he asked.


(Continues...)

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