Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban: Abridged from Johnny Appleseed and the Tuscoraura Elves

Once upon a time, the fire elves of Tuscoraura Mountain invited the famous Christian druid Johnny Appleseed to deliver the opening speech for their extravagant New Year's Eve party to welcome in the year 1284. On a mission to end the hunger and bloodshed plaguing Vinland, Appleseed freely offers the elves the good spell of the Lord Jesus, the apple seed, and the secret to blackflame.

But something is rotten in Vinland! Fearing the blackflame's potential as a weapon of mass destruction, the Inquisition launches a manhunt to haul in this ragamuffin preacher before his gifts fall into the wrong hands.

With undead wendigos plaguing the forests around Tuscoraura Mountain, Gog, the war chief of the Magog goblins turns to human sacrifices in hopes that the goblin gods will protect them from the rampaging wendigos. Johnny Appleseed begins to suspect that the fire elves' umpire-in-chief, Kibbler Earnestson, might have dirty hands in all this.

But Kibbler's daughter, Florenz, has a plan to make it right with the songs of nightingales until her father demands that she find for him the blackflaming Sword of Layban. Her heart is heavy and unsure whether or not she can trust her rich, charming, and cowardly boyfriend, Enganyon, with her secret as she sets out on epic adventures in this humorous alternate history of how medieval Vinland came to be modern Amerika.

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Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban: Abridged from Johnny Appleseed and the Tuscoraura Elves

Once upon a time, the fire elves of Tuscoraura Mountain invited the famous Christian druid Johnny Appleseed to deliver the opening speech for their extravagant New Year's Eve party to welcome in the year 1284. On a mission to end the hunger and bloodshed plaguing Vinland, Appleseed freely offers the elves the good spell of the Lord Jesus, the apple seed, and the secret to blackflame.

But something is rotten in Vinland! Fearing the blackflame's potential as a weapon of mass destruction, the Inquisition launches a manhunt to haul in this ragamuffin preacher before his gifts fall into the wrong hands.

With undead wendigos plaguing the forests around Tuscoraura Mountain, Gog, the war chief of the Magog goblins turns to human sacrifices in hopes that the goblin gods will protect them from the rampaging wendigos. Johnny Appleseed begins to suspect that the fire elves' umpire-in-chief, Kibbler Earnestson, might have dirty hands in all this.

But Kibbler's daughter, Florenz, has a plan to make it right with the songs of nightingales until her father demands that she find for him the blackflaming Sword of Layban. Her heart is heavy and unsure whether or not she can trust her rich, charming, and cowardly boyfriend, Enganyon, with her secret as she sets out on epic adventures in this humorous alternate history of how medieval Vinland came to be modern Amerika.

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Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban: Abridged from Johnny Appleseed and the Tuscoraura Elves

Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban: Abridged from Johnny Appleseed and the Tuscoraura Elves

by G. K. R. Lindenberg
Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban: Abridged from Johnny Appleseed and the Tuscoraura Elves

Florenz Nightingale and the Sword of Layban: Abridged from Johnny Appleseed and the Tuscoraura Elves

by G. K. R. Lindenberg

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Once upon a time, the fire elves of Tuscoraura Mountain invited the famous Christian druid Johnny Appleseed to deliver the opening speech for their extravagant New Year's Eve party to welcome in the year 1284. On a mission to end the hunger and bloodshed plaguing Vinland, Appleseed freely offers the elves the good spell of the Lord Jesus, the apple seed, and the secret to blackflame.

But something is rotten in Vinland! Fearing the blackflame's potential as a weapon of mass destruction, the Inquisition launches a manhunt to haul in this ragamuffin preacher before his gifts fall into the wrong hands.

With undead wendigos plaguing the forests around Tuscoraura Mountain, Gog, the war chief of the Magog goblins turns to human sacrifices in hopes that the goblin gods will protect them from the rampaging wendigos. Johnny Appleseed begins to suspect that the fire elves' umpire-in-chief, Kibbler Earnestson, might have dirty hands in all this.

But Kibbler's daughter, Florenz, has a plan to make it right with the songs of nightingales until her father demands that she find for him the blackflaming Sword of Layban. Her heart is heavy and unsure whether or not she can trust her rich, charming, and cowardly boyfriend, Enganyon, with her secret as she sets out on epic adventures in this humorous alternate history of how medieval Vinland came to be modern Amerika.


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781734834604
Publisher: Xaris Living LLC
Publication date: 03/31/2020
Series: Vinlander Chronicles of the Clayborn
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
Pages: 1196
File size: 3 MB

About the Author

Gilchrist Keyes Revel Lindenberg was a twentieth century scholar of Medieval Dwarvish and Elvish languages and culture. After lengthy schooling, he traveled the world as a young gnome, seeking not wisdom but proficiency in foreign languages. Realizing that wisdom would have been the better choice, he tucked himself away in an idyllic mansion overlooking Lake Winnipesaukee to accomplish for the New World what Eddard Gibbons had achieved for the old but with less bias against Christianity and with more dramatic flair and adventuresome verve.

Table of Contents

ACT I: KING OF THE HILL.........................1

ACT II: WEE, WEE, WEE..........................67

ACT III: SUGAR AND HEISTS................150

ACT IV: I SPY WITH MY ELFY EYE........223

ACT V: YOU'RE IT...................................297

ACT VI: ASHES ASHES...........................336

ACT VII: WHAT HO!................................375

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