"A quietly brilliant disquisition . . . told in prose that is so startling in its spare beauty that I found myself thinking about Khong's turns of phrase for days after I finished reading."Doree Shafrir, The New York Times Book Review
"One of those rare books that is both devastating and light-hearted, heartfelt, and joyful. . . . Don't miss it."BuzzFeed
“Hello, Rachel Khong. Kudos for this delectable take on familial devotion.”NPR
Her life at a crossroads, a young woman goes home again in this funny and inescapably moving debut from a wonderfully original new literary voice.
Freshly disengaged from her fiancé and feeling that life has not turned out quite the way she planned, thirty-year-old Ruth quits her job, leaves town and arrives at her parents’ home to find that situation more complicated than she'd realized. Her father, a prominent history professor, is losing his memory and is only erratically lucid. Ruth’s mother, meanwhile, is lucidly erratic. But as Ruth's father’s condition intensifies, the comedy in her situation takes hold, gently transforming all her grief.
Told in captivating glimpses and drawn from a deep well of insight, humor, and unexpected tenderness, Goodbye, Vitamin pilots through the loss, love, and absurdity of finding one’s footing in this life.
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Tonight a man found Dad's pants in a tree lit with Christmas lights. The stranger called and said, "I have some pants? Belonging to a Howard Young?"
"Well, shit," I said. I put the phone down to verify that Dad was home and had pants on. He was, and did.
Yesterday, on Mom's orders, I'd written his name and our number in permanent marker onto the tags of all his clothes.
Apparently what he's done, in protest, is pitched the numbered clothing into trees. Up and down Euclid, his slacks and shirts hang from the branches. The downtown trees have their holiday lights in them, and this man who called had, while driving, noticed the clothes, illuminated.
In the morning, when I go to fetch them, city workers are removing the lights from the trees and the decorative bows from the lampposts. One man unties a bow and tosses it to his partner on the ground. All the great bright gold bows are piled in the bed of an enormous pickup truck parked in the plaza.
In that same plaza, a frustrated man is saying to his dog, "Why are you being this way?" A baby in a stroller is wearing sunglasses.
"Dad, all my hard work," I say, later at home. I've collected a pair of pants, two shirts, a few knotted-up ties.
"Now that's unnecessary," Dad says, angrily, when I return them.
I got here on Christmas Eve. I'm home for the holidays, like you're supposed to be. It's the first time in a long time. Under ordinary circumstances — the circumstances that had become ordinary — I would have gone to Joel's. His mother would have popped popcorn for garlands and his father would have baked a stollen. His twin brother would have hit on me. In the bathroom, there would have been a new, grocery-brand toothbrush with a gift label on it, my name in his mother's handwriting: RUTH.
This year, with nowhere to go — no Joel and no Charleston — I made the drive down. It's been three or four Christmases away. From San Francisco, where I live, it would have been an easy six hours south. "Up to you," Joel would say, but I always chose Charleston. "Merry Christmas," we'd tell my parents over speakerphone.
Except for Linus being gone, everything was the same. Mom had decorated her biggest potted ficus in tinsel and lights, and with the ornaments we'd made as kids — painted macaroni framing our school pictures, ancient peanuts I'd painted into snowmen with apathetic faces. She'd hung our stockings over the fireplace, even Linus's. When I asked if I could shell a snowman — to see what the twenty-year-old peanut inside looked like — Mom said, sternly, "Don't you dare."
Christmas morning, Dad pulled out a small, worn, red notebook. He explained he's kept it since I was very little. Inside there are letters to me. He'd been waiting for the proper time to share them, but it had slipped his mind — wouldn't you know — until now. He showed me a page from this notebook:
Today you asked me where metal comes from. You asked me what flavor are germs. You were distressed because your pair of gloves had gone missing. When I asked you for a description, you said: they are sort of shaped like my hands.
Then he closed the notebook, very suddenly, and said, as though angry, "That's enough."
Now Mom is asking if I could stay awhile, to keep an extra eye on things.
By things she means Dad, whose mind is not what it used to be.
It comes as a surprise. Things aren't so bad — Dad doesn't seem any different — on top of which, my mother hates to ask for anything.
"Just the year," Mom repeats, when I can't manage to answer. "Think about it."
On my way to the bathroom, I catch my mother shouting, "No, no, no! You're expensive!" to a vitamin she's dropped. Gingko, I think.
The first things started approximately last year: Dad forgetting his wallet, forgetting faces, forgetting to turn the faucet off. Then it was bumping into things and feeling tired even after full nights of sleep. That he'd been a drinker, Dr. Lung said, didn't help.
There is, presently, no single test or scan that can diagnose dementia with complete accuracy. It's only after the person is dead that you can cut his or her brain open and look for telltale plaques and tangles. For now, it's process of elimination. What we have are tests that rule out other possible causes of memory loss. In diagnosing Alzheimer's, doctors can only tell you everything that it isn't.
What my father doesn't have: hyperthyroidism, a kidney or liver disorder, an infection, a nutritional deficiency. Deficiencies of vitamin B-12 and folic acid can cause memory loss and are treatable.
"I'm just straight-up demented," Dad says.
This morning I packed an overnight bag, wished my parents a Happy New Year, and began the drive to Silver Lake, to spend New Year's Eve with Bonnie. She's the one with the plans. For the night, I mean. Lately it's hard to make plans at all.
Traffic is worse than usual on the 101, but festive at least. Every window is rolled down. To my right, a tan man in an also tan Escapade has a Christmas song playing. It's the one that starts like the Pachelbel Canon in D and then some kids start singing On this night! On this night! On this very Christmas night!
He is blasting it, tapping his cigarette out his window to the tune.
For a long time on the freeway I trail a chicken truck that rains white feathers onto my windshield. I try to windshield-wipe them, which only results in their getting stuck in the wipers and moving enchantingly.
Robert Kearns, who invented the intermittent windshield wiper, was legally blind in one eye. It's something Joel told me once. An errant champagne cork shot Kearns in the eye on his wedding night. While driving his Ford Galaxie through light rain, he had the idea of modeling the windshield-wiping mechanism on the human eye, which blinks every few seconds rather than continuously.
I remember absently parroting that fact to Joel years later, forgetting — in that moment — that he was the one who'd originally told me. "Oh really?" he said, as though it was the first time he'd ever heard it. Even now I don't know if he was humoring me or if he'd genuinely forgotten.
The door to Bonnie's apartment is unlocked, so I let myself in. The room smells like toast. In anticipation of me, she's rolled her rug to one side of the living room and laid the Sports section out on the living-room floor.
"Hey!" Bonnie calls from the bathroom, then flushes. "The heater is broken, so I'm running the oven all day," she explains. "Can I interest you in some toast?"
Bonnie is a painter, but lately she makes her living three or four different ways. One of the ways is cutting hair. She won't cut your hair if you've newly been through a breakup. That's her rule. See how you feel in six weeks, she'll tell you, and if you still want the haircut then, she'll do it. But not before.
The reason she's making an exception for me is that, after a breakup, all I want to do is grow a cloak of hair and hide in it. Because she is my oldest, best friend — we met as children, at the college where our fathers taught — she knows this.
"Sit," Bonnie instructs, pointing at the kitchen stool she's relocated to the living room. She snips a neat hole out of the front page and drops the newspaper bib over my head. She hands me a glass of iced tea, which is more for her entertainment than my refreshment: occasionally, I raise the tea to my face, trying my best not to move, and stab myself with the straw.
Divorce Court is on TV while Bonnie cuts my hair. At the end of the show, after the man has not gotten the settlement he wanted, and neither party is very satisfied, he is asked if he has anything to add.
"You still feed me," he says ominously into the camera, addressing his ex-wife. "You still the fool."
What Joel said: that it was not about her. But how do you believe a thing like that, when the facts so unquestionably dwarf the claim? The facts are: the two of them are now living in South Carolina, not far from his family — happier, presumably, than we ever were.
Last June in San Francisco, all our things packed into boxes, I had to caramelize onions in the only clean pan I could find, a cookie sheet. I mixed them in with potatoes I'd microwaved and mashed, and that was our last dinner, though I hadn't known at the time.
We were switching neighborhoods — that was what I thought. I thought we were moving into a one-bedroom in Bernal Heights. I thought we were moving because the space was bigger, and the rent was curiously reasonable. Joel had taken great care to pack his things separate from mine, and I had thought that he was only Joel being Joel, when actually it was Joel not coming with me.
There were signs, I guess, I'd chosen to ignore. At parties, talking to another woman, Joel used to reach out to touch me lightly when I walked by, as if to say, Don't worry, I still like you the best. I noticed when it stopped happening. I told myself that it wasn't anything.
Anyway, the point is, I didn't catch on, and what could I have done differently if I had? He told me, Ruth, don't get me wrong, I care for you deeply. He said that! And what I thought then — and what I still think now — was, That's not something to say. That isn't anything.
"Forget it," Bonnie says. "He doesn't deserve you," she says, sternly, the way friends assure with a lot of conviction but have no way of knowing for certain. What if we deserved each other exactly?
The party is in Highland Park, at the home of Bonnie's friend Charles, from art school. Before it, we drink tumblers of vodka in Bonnie's kitchen and chase them with baby carrots dipped in sugar, the way we used to.
At the door, greeting us, Charles seems nervous or flustered. His face is completely pink. "Does he have a crush on you?" I ask Bonnie, once Charles has moved on to greeting newer guests. But she says no, it's that he's eaten too many Wheat Thins. All Charles had was a niacin flush, from all the enriched flour. It's happened before, Bonnie tells me. The two of them dated, very briefly in college, and that's how she knows. He still loves Wheat Thins. He's still unable to exercise restraint around them.
Inside, a group is assembled in front of a TV that's playing the recorded broadcast of the ball dropping in Times Square. Many of them have familiar faces, but I have trouble placing them. Three or four people, you can tell, have fresh haircuts. I'm relieved it isn't just me.
"Ruth?" one of the familiar-looking people says. He has a thick red beard and ears the shape of paper clips — Jared, my high school biology lab partner. I know — by the unabashed way he's talking — he's forgotten that he was not a very good lab partner. He's a sushi chef now. He graduated recently from a special sushi academy. He has a knack for peeling eels.
Jared asks what I've been up to, and if I'm living in LA, and I tell him, no, San Francisco. But I'm considering staying home for the year, to keep an eye on my dad, who's having "lapses in memory." I don't know why I say that — "lapses in memory." It was what my mother had said, and I was echoing it, because I'd never had to articulate it before.
"Only for the year," I say again.
He raises a punch glass full of something bright blue and knocks it against my champagne. "Cheers," Jared says, full of admiration. It's too much. I excuse myself. I tell Jared I've forgotten something in my car.
In the car, I stretch my legs out across the backseat. I reach gingerly into my purse to retrieve my phone. Gingerly, because my purse is full of trash — so many receipts and pamphlets and ticket stubs I'm afraid I'll get a paper cut.
There's a voice mail from Joel's mother. She's called to wish me a Happy New Year — to see if I'm doing all right. I wonder if it's a drunk-dial. She always liked me — sometimes it seemed she liked me more than she liked her son — and I wonder what she thinks of Kristin. I let myself fantasize that she dislikes her so much that she's had to call to tell me so.
There is, inexplicably, a cigarette in my pocket, where somebody must have slipped it. It's bent and I straighten it and roll down a window to smoke it — it's menthol — while people shout the countdown and the old year becomes the new one.
Joel could be indecisive in a way that exasperated his mother. With him around, I could assume the opposite position. I think she liked that about me. Empowered by his waffling, I could decide: Let's do this, and Let's go here, and Are you sure? Because I am.
Now I think: I did that?
My phone rings a minute after midnight. It's my brother.
"I've been singing a song about you," I say, and sing, "Christmas minus Linus."
"It's catchy," Linus says. "You have a gift."
The thing is, I'm not allowed to find fault, not with his litany of excuses, not when so many resemble my own.
I'm wearing somebody else's coat, I realize. I don't know who the coat belongs to — I don't remember seeing a person encased in this particular coat walking in — but it isn't a very effective coat. The owner is probably inside, wearing an impractical outfit. She's going to be too drunk to be concerned about the weather once the party is over. I'm not sober, but I am also not drunk enough to be unaware that I'm freezing.
I've never liked New Year's. The trouble with beginnings is that there's no such thing. What's a beginning but an arbitrary point of entry? You begin when you're born, I guess, but it's not like you know anything about that.
A few weeks after the engagement someone asked what I was looking forward to, about marrying Joel, and I thought: the clarity. But that was kind of pulled out from under me.
Also, I loved saying the word fiancé. Which — whatever. Poor, poor me.
Back in the apartment, people are kissing at random and Bonnie is on the telephone, probably with Vince, the boyfriend she's been meaning forever to dump, and Charles is still pink, and now also pantsless, cleaning up a champagne spill with paper towels. His pants are across the room, absorbing a different spill. A crowd is arguing about which make better pets, guinea pigs or gerbils, and Jared is halving a Valium.
I finally find my plastic cup, which I've starred with a Sharpie, in a stack of other cups. Originally it was champagne, and now it's champagne swished with bourbon, because my thinking is always, if I'm going to poison myself, why not make it count?
Earlier Jared had said that we were young — youngish, he corrected — and that a year was a long time not to be doing what you wanted to be doing.
He was a sushi chef, he'd said, but somebody else I later talked to laughed and said meanly, "Chef is one way to put it." This person had been to Jared's restaurant. Jared filleted the fish and pulled pin bones out of salmon, and it was the real chefs who did all the slicing. Jared wore a hairnet on his beard.
And now, even later, back at Bonnie's place, Bonnie and I sit on her balcony, eating peanuts and ranch dressing from a big bowl with a spoon, sharing her blanket. We can hear the parties all around us, picking up and losing steam. We watch the lights blink on and off over the hills across the city.
"You know what happened yesterday?" Bonnie says.
"Yesterday we had someone walk into the salon and ask what the price was for a shampoo and blow job."
"And you gave it to him?" I say.
"She was a paying customer," Bonnie says.
I realize, horrified, that I am wearing Joel's ring. I'd been carrying it in a pocket in my purse. I can't remember putting it on. I jiggle the ring off and drop it back in the purse, where the sea of junk engulfs it immediately.
Bonnie is looking at me, it appears, with fondness.
"Are you," it occurs to me, "admiring your haircut?" And suddenly, somehow, it is three in the morning and we are back to the vodka and carrots.
"Here's to the new year." I raise my glass. "Here's to new leaves."
"I'm going to be nicer this year," Bonnie says, "but meaner to Vincent."
"I'm going to keep a clean purse."
"You're going to find it in yourself," she says, sternly, "to be okay."
"To being okay!" I cry.
"New year! New leaf!"
"New leaf," I repeat, and we drink.
Sometimes I like a hangover because it's something to do.
This morning's is a rodent: pesky but manageable. The allergy to Ibuprofen, I get from my mother. From her I've also inherited the tendency to headaches and fevers that do not respond to one anything. First order of business, this morning, is two aspirins and a glass of water.
In last night's dream I got caught in the rain. Joel had been holding our umbrella, but he left me. He wandered off to follow a dog that was wearing pants. Fortunately, I was wearing a coat of salami. The rainwater beaded on it and glided off.
I rifle through Bonnie's paintings, propped up against her living-room wall. They're collecting dust and cobwebs, which I brush off with a sleeve.
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