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Super Goofballs, Book 2: Goofballs in Paradise
By Peter Hannan HarperCollins Publishers, Inc.
Copyright © 2007 Peter Hannan
All right reserved. ISBN: 9780060852146
Chapter One
Good Morning, Goofballs!
At 5:33 A.M. I was woken up by a series of superloud, superweird screams and shouts.
"AHHHHH-IIIIIII-EEEEEEE-AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK! ARGGGGGGGGGKT!"
"OOOOOOOO-EEEEEEEEEEE-NO-NO-NO-NO!"
This went on for a while.
It sounded like the end of the world.
But it wasn't.
Somebody had thrown a moldy lemon in through a window and it hit T-Tex3000 on the head, waking him up. And he woke up grumpy. It was a really nasty lemon.
T-Tex3000 isn't his full name. But I told him I was a busy superhero who didn't have time to call him "Super-Teeny-Tiny Tyrannosaurus-Tex 3000." He followed me home yesterday after I accidentally time traveled back to 65 million years b.c. He took a few wrong turns in time and got a little mixed up. Also, he shrank. A lot. He's about as big as a hummingbird. A hummingbird-sized space-cowboy-dinosaur-superhero. Tiny, but he can sure kick up a ruckus.
He had been having a nightmare about his terrifying time-travel trip, and when the lemon hit him, he thought he was passing through a meteor shower and panicked. He raced from room to room, waking up my other goofball roommates by jumping up and down on their beds and zapping them with sparks from his bright orange tongue that crackled likelightning.
T-Tex3000 didn't jump up and down on Mighty Tighty Whitey, though. He lassoed him with his mechanical lasso instead. This made the hot-tempered underwear mad and he raced from room to room, towing T-Tex3000 like a water skier without the water. The little dinosaur slammed into walls, tables, and chairs until just about everything in the house was broken.
Continues...
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