Help For Hysterical Humans Who Hope to Be Happy in Heaven or Here

Help For Hysterical Humans Who Hope to Be Happy in Heaven or Here

by James Sterngram

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If I can save
A single human life
In my own life,
There's a chance
I will have helped
Another species
Go extinct.

I should have thought of this
Before I wrote a book
In hopes that people would be happy
When they bought and read a copy.
Sorry, species.

Then again,
If I can help
A lot of humans catch their breath,
We might stop tearing up the Earth
To find a cure for life and death.

There is no cure for life and death.
There is no one without the both.
There is no hope
I'll write a better book description
Than its title is.
I might as well just drop this
and move on to the synopsis.


Life's a you-know-what.
People fall in ruts.
We think our lives are over while we live them.
Our universal game
is to hunt for who's to blame
until the universe itself is unforgiven.

Now and then a human
who spies a space to bloom in
is gifted with uplifted points of view
that help us see beyond the skies
and the fear behind our eyes.
In this book, I share my blooming space with you.


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Product Details

BN ID: 2940150514188
Publisher: Allen W. Ellison
Publication date: 08/25/2014
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
File size: 210 KB

About the Author

James Sterngram is a member of the Associated Individuals Desiring Enlightenment (Sometimes). AIDE(S) is a global prophet-making organization currently boasting more than seven billion members.

James majored in Music in college, but only recently landed his first full-time musical job (his book), thanks to family connections. He was hired the day he discovered that he was your brother. He’s been singing about that ever since.

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James welcomes your thoughts and questions.

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