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HOW TO PUNCH KIDS IN BATHROOMS

HOW TO PUNCH KIDS IN BATHROOMS

by John Marszalkowski
HOW TO PUNCH KIDS IN BATHROOMS

HOW TO PUNCH KIDS IN BATHROOMS

by John Marszalkowski

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Overview

Have you ever wanted to punch a random kid without consequences?
Learn how in this tiny collection of strange memoirs and idiotic essays. Topics include...

  • prepubescent dreams of naked women
  • self-help garbage
  • narcissism
  • unsolicited peddling
  • embracing the bare minimum
  • fighting small children in public bathrooms.


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Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781732022683
Publisher: John Marszalkowski
Publication date: 06/26/2019
Pages: 32
Product dimensions: 5.00(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.08(d)

About the Author

"John Edward Marszalkowski is a man of many talents. One of which is pretending to be stupid. Though his academic achievements are limited, his capacities are not. In actuality, he is a man of great consideration and compassion. By engaging with life in this way, he enhances the lives of those who know him." - Matthew Kopf, Esq.

Table of Contents

  1. You Didn't Ask But Let's Talk About Me
  2. Self-No-Help
  3. Can-Cans
  4. How To Punch Kids In Bathrooms
  5. Fifteen Pieces of Flair
  6. I've Got A Used Car With Your Name On It
  7. Acknowledgments

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