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How to Ruin Your Children's Lives
     

How to Ruin Your Children's Lives

by Mary McHugh
 

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Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but the alien known as "teenager" comes from a place way beyond those two. What else would account for that incredible transformation from loving child to the hostile creature who wants zilch to do with dear old Mom and Dad? How to Ruin Your Children's Lives is a survival manual for enduring this transmutation

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Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but the alien known as "teenager" comes from a place way beyond those two. What else would account for that incredible transformation from loving child to the hostile creature who wants zilch to do with dear old Mom and Dad? How to Ruin Your Children's Lives is a survival manual for enduring this transmutation and—with a little luck—maintaining enough sanity to one day hear those longed-for words, "Hey, I guess you weren't so stupid after all."

Purple hair? Belly rings? Bizarre musical tastes? Not a problem as long as readers have How to Ruin Your Children's Lives' nearly 300 tips and tactics close at hand. With resident teenagers slamming doors and screaming at the top of their lungs, "Mom! You're ruining my life!" parents should at least make certain they're handling the job with poise. Consider these tips: ask them about girlfriends or boyfriends in front of relatives; run out on the basketball court with a first-aid kit if your teenager is hurt during a game; fall asleep when your teenager is telling you what Sue said to Jennifer and what Jennifer told Maryanne and what Karen did then.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781449448042
Publisher:
Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC
Publication date:
07/16/2013
Series:
Backlist eBook Program
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
144
Sales rank:
962,810
File size:
3 MB

Meet the Author

Mary McHugh is the author of 10 books, including How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man and How Not to Become a Little Old Lady. Mary also writes for publications such as the New York Times, Family Circle, Good Housekeeping, and Cosmopolitan. Adrienne Hartman has illustrated seven books, including Mary's two previous with AMP. Additionally, Adrienne creates illustrations for Parents and Gourmet magazines and the New York Public Library.

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