Hundreds of funny, stupid and strange sayings for your everyday life

by Jack Young

Overview

In this book (over 500 pages!!) I will introduce you to hundreds of funny, stupid and strange sayings for your everyday life.
This collection came from a variety of different sources like the Internet, emails I received from friends, things I heard at the local pub, at my hairdresser and other everyday life experiences.
Get ready, since it must be the largest collection of this kind.
Carry these funny writings with you and have a laugh at parties, the bar or at a family get together. Because this is an E-Book version you may take it where ever you go in need for a laugh.
This collection is available for your E-book reader (kindle), your cell phone, tablet or notebook (with the appropriate app).

Table of contents (extract)
Cars, Transportation and Vacation
- Fun things to do when driving
- Funny things to do on a bus
- Funny things to do on an international flight
- GM Like Computer Industry
.... etc
Computer, Internet and E-Mail
- Funny things to do in the computer lab
- Computer, the less you know, the more you make
- Is Windows a virus
- New Viruses on the loose
.... etc
Eating and Drinking
- Funny things to do in a drive-thru
- Funny things to order a burrito or burger
- Funny things to do in a supermarket
- How to annoy people in a restaurant
.... etc
Film, Television and Celebrities
- Things you wouldn't know without movies
- Things I can say now that I lost "American Idol"
- Good things about winning an Academy Award
- Things heard outside the new Mel Gibson movie
.... etc
General knowledge
- State Mottos
- Acronyms least used in personal ads
- The word Fuck
- Shit - The most functional word
.... etc
Home, Household and Shopping
- Funny instruction labels
- Product wording
- Questions received by the 'Toro Snow Blower' hotline
- Signs you're being stalked by Martha Stewart
.... etc
Kids and Animals
- A Teenager is...
- Application to date my daughter
- Never argue with kids
- Murphy's Law regarding children
.... etc
Medicine and Health
- Actual Medical Charts
- A brief history of medicine
- Comments from Dr's Patients
- Medical advancement
.... etc
Money, Business, Law, Criminal and Justice
- Two Cows: A small guide to international markets
- Downturn in the stock market
- Stock Market Investment tips
- Criminal Hall of Shame
.... etc
Miscellaneous
- How to annoy people in general
- Things that piss me off
- Top ten least popular self-help books
- Newspaper Headlines
.... etc
Party, Recreation and Sport
- Bored in a party
- Hangover ratings
- Sotally Tober
- Signs that you are too drunk
.... etc
Politics and Government
- How to mess with the IRS
- New Tax Laws
- Funny Quotes from Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Things Governor Schwarzenegger hears in a typical day
.... etc
Religion
- Funny things to do at a funeral
- Funs things to do to when Jehovah Witnesses come to visit
- Top 10 reasons God created Eve
- Zen
.... etc
School and Studies
- Funny things to do in class
- Funny things to drive your roommate crazy
- Funny things to do on an exam
- How to write a college paper
.... etc
Women and Men
- Things not to say during sex
- Top 10 reasons why some men favor handguns over women
- The perfect day
- What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
.... etc
Work and Occupation
- Ways to have fun in the workplace
- How they have sex
- You might be an engineer if...
- Employee Appraisal / Counseling Sheet
.... etc

Product Details

BN ID:	2940014065634
Publisher:	Bluepalm Publishing
Publication date:	01/27/2012
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
File size:	478 KB

About the Author

JACK YOUNG
He is born in Germany 1957.
He lived there until 1999 when he immigrated to the US. He finally got his US citizenship in July 2008.
He lived in South Carolina and Florida.
In 2006 he started to write books about historical places in the US. In 2011 he started to convert his writings into E-books.
Beside this joke book he published several other funny books as well as several historical books about Historical Markers in the US.
To find all his books visit http://www.jackyoung.us