I, Vagina: An Insider's View of Sex & Orgasm

by Ruby G.Ash

Overview

This little book is all about me

It's about how I, and all the other bits in and around me, work - and how you and I are going to have to work together if we’re both going to get what we want.

This book will give you uninhibited inside access to what sex and orgasms are all about from my point of view. It's a short, practical hands-on guide to keeping me happy with no punches pulled and no feelings spared. Be warned, I have a bit of a dirty mouth.

If you want a dry scientific manual of female sexuality and anatomy, which goes on and on for so long you lose interest in sex altogether, you're in the wrong place, baby.

A book that had to be written!

I thought I'd write it purely for selfish reasons, because I've had it up to here (use your imagination) with all the fumbling, inept, and downright abysmal treatment I've had to endure over the years since my Owner became sexually active. Why she puts up with it, I do not know.

You guys really do need to learn how we vaginas work, that way you can give me the right attention once you get your hands into her panties. I know some of you may have been here before but, let’s face it, you haven’t been doing too well up to now, have you?

When it comes to sex, orgasms and how to treat a girl there’s no real mystery; guys just need to understand that girls don’t work in the same way as they do.

This book explains it all - straight from the horse's mouth!

Having great sex, like reading a good book, is all about starting at the introduction and opening chapters, sticking with it through the l-o-n-g middle section, and not stopping until you get to the climax and acknowledgements at the end.

Do this and you will make your Ruby very happy indeed. You will be transformed from fumbling apprentice to confident Casanova right before your girl's very eyes - and chances are she's going to want a lot more of what you've just given her!

That has to be a good thing, right?

I'll look forward to meeting you on the inside.

Product Details

BN ID:	2940153670317
Publisher:	Ruby G.Ash
Publication date:	08/08/2016
Sold by:	Smashwords
Format:	eBook
File size:	805 KB
Age Range:	18 Years

About the Author

I do have a vagina, and I do call her Ruby, but you won't be surprised to learn that Ruby didn’t really write the book. It was me, Ruby’s Owner. However, the bit about me being a typical snarky redhead is spot-on, and the image you can see is sort of me on a good day – with a teeny bit of artistic license and a whole lot of wishful thinking applied! Who am I? Well, that would be telling, wouldn’t it. I could be someone really famous, like J.K.Rowling or Stephenie Meyer, hiding behind a pen-name, but I’m not. Or am I? All I can say is that I’m from the US originally but now live and work in the UK - and my bosses would not be too thrilled if I put my real name on the cover of this book. I wanted to write the book from Ruby’s point of view so I came up with the pen name of Ruby Gash because it sounded sort of rudely fitting - and the domain name was available, you gotta think of these things. I then thought I’d make it a little less ‘in yer face’ by breaking it up with a middle initial. So Ruby G.Ash was born. I kinda liked it. Trouble is, I kinda liked it so much I decided to steal it from her and use it myself from now on. Sorry Ruby, I know you had the name first but from now on we’re sharing it, because I have other books in the pipeline and I think the name will be a perfect fit for the genre the books are in.