Inside Ruan Willow is a novella about two pen names who flirt on Twitter, and hijack the vessel (writers) body and have extreme carnal sex with a Ruan Willow super fan. They all meet at a writers convention and have a wild sex filled night together. If you like Ruan pegging...fantasize about her doing these naughty things to you, this book is for you.
As she says in her podcast...Oh...F*** Yea...
Excerpt:
Chapter 1
Ruan Willow’s vessel stares down the writing panel at me from the far left. I'm sorry….hold the story…. I'm BD Hampton and I'm inside the mind of the vessel that wrote that clit-a-whirl, dictawhirl and Rolly Rock in the Quiet Chick Series. Okay….back to the story.
Ruan listens and rolls her eyes as I spout my typical crazy ass comments about writing smut, my vessel feels like rolling his eyes….every….single….time I speak. Such a vanilla motherfucker. HE could never do what I do.
Poor guys' brains would prolly have a meltdown. And that other pen name he has is interested in boring fantasy….ugh. Simple….pussy motherfucker.
I had convinced my vessel to go see Ruan at the book signing. Silly fucker is married….dumb fuck….but me, BD Hampton, I’m fittin to get my dick wet….really….really….wet. So, we are at RavenCon in Richmond VA. It’s early April, the first to be exact.
Readers and listeners always turn up salivating at Ruan Willow's vessel’s curves and lips, her unbelievably sexy voice ringing in their ears. The only thing, she was masked up because of COVID and Con Crud. All you could see were her piercing eyes….nothing else.
She could have worn a black BDSM hole in the mouth mask, and folks still would have stood in line for their signings. She was that sexy. My vessel isn’t bad looking. He’s got a thick cock which helps his self-esteem, a receding hairline which the brain is self-conscious about. And he ain’t much taller than a hobbit. Big dick….no height….just a waste. Women like tall men, right?
This vessel’s moral brain fights me whenever I take over. Every….fucking….time. What a piece of shit….stupid fucker. (Shrug) But I digress.
Just so you can follow me and my crazy thoughts in this venture, watch the Animal House scene when the good angel and the devil are debating about fucking the young woman in front of him, tits sticking out….nice perky nipples. The angel won, like the vessel’s brain….
(The largest eye roll in the world.)
Many of Ruan’s fans want to see her face….so many, shit including me. But Ruan would never ever show her face….comes with the territory. Few, if any writers, ever use their real name. Hence why my character breathes in this vanilla body (Eye roll).
We write horny smut-filled, nasty, sex-positive, fulfilling and orgasmic experiences. Ya get what ya pay for with us, right? I have jerked it so hard to her pics and voice that the vessel is chafing. And when he nuts, he whimpers like a bitch. The power of Ruan Willow.
(In a creepy voice.) He does what I tell him to. (He puts the lotion in the basket)....sorry I digress. The body doesn't do everything I say. But close.
Ruan waits for me to stop speaking through the vessel's mouth and raises her hand. Every eye turns in her direction. And with a voice that sounds like honey dripping in cum and craving, she says, "Hey shithead. Did anyone listen to a fucking thing you said?"
The full crowd went silent….so fucking silent.
Inside Ruan Willow is a novella about two pen names who flirt on Twitter, and hijack the vessel (writers) body and have extreme carnal sex with a Ruan Willow super fan. They all meet at a writers convention and have a wild sex filled night together. If you like Ruan pegging...fantasize about her doing these naughty things to you, this book is for you.
As she says in her podcast...Oh...F*** Yea...
Excerpt:
Chapter 1
Ruan Willow’s vessel stares down the writing panel at me from the far left. I'm sorry….hold the story…. I'm BD Hampton and I'm inside the mind of the vessel that wrote that clit-a-whirl, dictawhirl and Rolly Rock in the Quiet Chick Series. Okay….back to the story.
Ruan listens and rolls her eyes as I spout my typical crazy ass comments about writing smut, my vessel feels like rolling his eyes….every….single….time I speak. Such a vanilla motherfucker. HE could never do what I do.
Poor guys' brains would prolly have a meltdown. And that other pen name he has is interested in boring fantasy….ugh. Simple….pussy motherfucker.
I had convinced my vessel to go see Ruan at the book signing. Silly fucker is married….dumb fuck….but me, BD Hampton, I’m fittin to get my dick wet….really….really….wet. So, we are at RavenCon in Richmond VA. It’s early April, the first to be exact.
Readers and listeners always turn up salivating at Ruan Willow's vessel’s curves and lips, her unbelievably sexy voice ringing in their ears. The only thing, she was masked up because of COVID and Con Crud. All you could see were her piercing eyes….nothing else.
She could have worn a black BDSM hole in the mouth mask, and folks still would have stood in line for their signings. She was that sexy. My vessel isn’t bad looking. He’s got a thick cock which helps his self-esteem, a receding hairline which the brain is self-conscious about. And he ain’t much taller than a hobbit. Big dick….no height….just a waste. Women like tall men, right?
This vessel’s moral brain fights me whenever I take over. Every….fucking….time. What a piece of shit….stupid fucker. (Shrug) But I digress.
Just so you can follow me and my crazy thoughts in this venture, watch the Animal House scene when the good angel and the devil are debating about fucking the young woman in front of him, tits sticking out….nice perky nipples. The angel won, like the vessel’s brain….
(The largest eye roll in the world.)
Many of Ruan’s fans want to see her face….so many, shit including me. But Ruan would never ever show her face….comes with the territory. Few, if any writers, ever use their real name. Hence why my character breathes in this vanilla body (Eye roll).
We write horny smut-filled, nasty, sex-positive, fulfilling and orgasmic experiences. Ya get what ya pay for with us, right? I have jerked it so hard to her pics and voice that the vessel is chafing. And when he nuts, he whimpers like a bitch. The power of Ruan Willow.
(In a creepy voice.) He does what I tell him to. (He puts the lotion in the basket)....sorry I digress. The body doesn't do everything I say. But close.
Ruan waits for me to stop speaking through the vessel's mouth and raises her hand. Every eye turns in her direction. And with a voice that sounds like honey dripping in cum and craving, she says, "Hey shithead. Did anyone listen to a fucking thing you said?"
The full crowd went silent….so fucking silent.
Inside Of Ruan Willow
Inside Of Ruan Willow
Product Details
| BN ID: | 2940164852801 |
|---|---|
| Publisher: | BD Hampton |
| Publication date: | 03/16/2021 |
| Sold by: | Smashwords |
| Format: | eBook |
| Sales rank: | 548,646 |
| File size: | 135 KB |
| Age Range: | 18 Years |