It Ate My Sister

by Mark Binder

Overview

My family is so weird...

I wouldn't go so far to say that we're psycho. It's just that strange things happen to us: Explosions... Genetic mutations... Stampedes... Ghost attacks... and other fun adventures.

"If this is true, then I'm still alive!"
-Frank Zappa

It Ate My Sister, The P.I. Kid, My Grandfather's Turkey, The Bully and the Shrimp, Runninghead, Middleduction, Where There's Smoke, The Tale of Bad Breath Bill, The Haunted Playground, Abu Hassan's Mighty Wind, Ellen vs. the Snake.

Product Details

BN ID:	2940015771688
Publisher:	Light Publications
Publication date:	09/16/2008
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
Pages:	121
File size:	389 KB

About the Author

Fun, Funny, Spooky Adventures
From the author of “The Zombie Cat”

With genetic mutations, insane bullies, explosions, poisonous snakes, ghosts and other assorted comic mishaps.
My sister Ellen and I didn’t get along. It’s not that we didn’t love each other, we just couldn’t stand each other.

This book makes your family seem normal!
Warning! May contain traces of snake venom and slug slime.

Mark Binder is the Audie Award nominated author and storyteller, who tours the world sharing stories with readers and listeners of all ages.
Find him @markbinderbooks • Listen on Spotify

My family is so weird…
I wouldn’t go so far to say that we’re psycho. It’s just that strange things happen to us: explosions • • genetic mutations • • poisonous snakes • • ghost attacks and other mishaps.
Sometimes I wish that we could all just relax.
Seven stories and a chapter book/novella

Top 10 reasons to buy this book
10. Loaded with practical tips
— like what to do if your sister is being eaten
9. Makes your family seem normal
8. Meet the world’s smallest professional wrestler
7. Dynamite recipe for Flying Roast Turkey
6. Prevents bad breath in lab rats
5. Secret code that may reveal the meaning of life*
4. Action. Suspense. Flatulence.
3. New, improved, and now more than 72% slug-free! 2. Lasts longer than a pizza
1. More laughs than “Johnny Tremain”