Table of Contents
Prologue: Last Girl Before Freeway 3
Chapter 1 Nobody Ever Wanted It More 13
"But She Has No Talent!"
Chapter 2 Dying Is Easy. Comedy Is Hard 38
Chapter 3 Dicks and Balls 54
Breaking Into the Boys' Club
Chapter 4 Stardom and Wifedom 69
Happily Ever After?
Chapter 5 Westward Ho 86
California Dreamin'
Chapter 6 The First Lady of Comedy 103
Nothing Is Sacred
Chapter 7 Victim as Enforcer 121
Terrorizing Women Into Submission
Chapter 8 The Temptation of Joan 134
Poisoned Apple
Chapter 9 A Thankless Child 152
"How Sharper Than a Serpents Tooth"
Chapter 10 Debacle 165
The Death of a Show, a Marriage-find a Husband
Chapter 11 Recovery 188
The Long Road Back
Chapter 12 Reinventing a Career 202
"I Can Rise Again!"
Chapter 13 Art and Commerce 216
All in a Day's Work
Chapter 14 Home Sweet Versailles 234
Marie Antoinette Meets Auntie Mame
Chapter 15 High Society 243
Putting On the Ritz
Chapter 16 But Is It Good for the Jews? 256
Sex, Politics, and Religion
Chapter 17 Men Are Stupid 269
Beauty and Betrayal
Chapter 18 Back to the Top 287
Fighting Like "A Rabid Pit Bull"
Chapter 19 Fashion Forward 299
Triumph of the Mean Girls
Chapter 20 Daughter Dearest 314
How to Succeed in Show Business
Chapter 21 The Time of Her Life 331
Fame, Friends, and Fun
Chapter 22 The Final Mountain 349
Gathering Shadows
Chapter 23 Grand Finale 364
Sudden Exit, Pursued by Bear
Chapter 24 Legacy 382
Laughter and Liberation
Epilogue: Updates from the Afterlife 393
"You WERE fat, you bitch!"
Acknowledgments 403
Note on Sources 405
Index 407