Life's Daily Dose Of Wit & Wisdom

Life's Daily Dose Of Wit & Wisdom

by J. N. Hospitable


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ISBN-13: 9781456737283
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Publication date: 03/31/2011
Pages: 388
Product dimensions: 6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.86(d)

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Life's Daily Dose of Wit & Wisdom

Wit & Wisdom to enlighten your day
By J. N. Hospitable


Copyright © 2011 J. N. Hospitable
All right reserved.

ISBN: 978-1-4567-3728-3

Chapter One


January 1st

* A wise person keeps an open mind and a closed mouth. (Unknown)

January 2nd

* Authority is like a bank account, the more you draw on it the less you have. (Unknown - THP)

January 3rd

* There is no limit to what can be accomplished if it doesn't matter who gets the credit. (Ralph Emerson - THP)

January 4th

* Lead, follow, or get out of the way. Just do something. (Unknown)

January 5th

* The person who has no fire in himself cannot ignite others. (Unknown - THP)

January 6th

* Today's opportunity is yesterday's dream and tomorrow's memory. (Unknown)

January 7th

* Grudges are clots in the arteries leading to a happy heart. (Unknown - THP)

January 8th

* Never judge a man by his relatives; he did not choose them. (Unknown - THP)

January 9th

* Caution - know the ropes before you pull the strings. (Unknown)

January 10th

* People who think the world revolves around them have no sense of direction (Proverb)

January 11th

* Stupidity is forever, ignorance can be fixed. (Unknown)

January 12th

* Fools grow without watering. (Unknown - THP)

January 13th

* Speak well of your enemies; after all you made them. (Unknown)

January 14th

* Some friends remind us of blisters; they don'ts how up until after the work is done. (Unknown)

January 15th

* A wise man thinks ahead; a fool doesn't and then he brags about it (Proverbs 13:16)

January 16th

* Happiness increases the more you spread it around. (Unknown)

January 17th

* He who loses honesty has nothing else to lose. (Unknown)

January 18th

* Hot words never result in good judgment. (Unknown)

January 19th

* The path to success is always under construction. (Unknown)

January 20th

* Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. (Will Rogers)

January 21st

* Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have, so spend it wisely. (Unknown)

January 22nd

* He who is all wrapped up in himself is overdressed. (Unknown - THP)

January 23rd

* Opportunities always look bigger going than coming (Proverb)

January 24th

* If you correct yourself, others won't have to. (Unknown)

January 25th

* Remember, you can't fix a broken promise. (Unknown)

January 26th * If you want to be the top dog you need to get off of the porch. (Unknown)

January 27th

* The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm. (Unknown)

January 28th

* When anger rises, think of the consequences. (Confucius)

January 29th

* The best sense of humor belongs to the man or woman that can laugh at him or herself. (Unknown)

January 30th

* We can learn much from wise words, little from wise cracks and nothing from wise guys. (Unknown)

January 31st

* I don't think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday. (Abraham Lincoln)

Chapter Two


February 1st

* Humor is the lubricating oil of life; it prevents friction and spreads happiness. (Unknown)

February 2nd

* I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. (Unknown)

February 3rd

* You will face many defeats in your life, but never let yourself be defeated. (Unknown)

February 4th

* You sound reasonable ... Time to up my medication. (Unknown)

February 5th

* A pat on the back is only a few inches away from a kick in the butt (Proverb)

February 6th

* If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed. (A. Einstein)

February 7th

* You only have one chance to make a good first impression. (Unknown)

February 8th

* Build a good reputation as it will follow you around for life. (Unknown)

February 9th

* Humor is the lifeboat on the river of life. (Unknown - THP)

February 10th

* A spy with flatulence will always blow his cover (Proverb)

February 11th

* Good ideas need landing gear as well as wings. (C.D. Jackson – THP)

February 12th

* Nothing dies more quickly than a new idea in a closed mind. (Unknown)

February 13th

* It is not the IQ but the "I WILL" that is important. (Unknown)

February 14th

* A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. (Unknown)

February 15th

* Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. (Confucius)

February 16th

* An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes or laundry (Unknown)

February 17th

* A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often ... (Unknown)

February 18th

* Some people will believe anything if it is whispered to them. (Pierre de Miramax)

February 19th

* Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. (George Carlin)

February 20th

* Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it. (Confucius)

February 21st

* Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. (Unknown)

February 22nd

* Where there is a will, there are a whole lot of relatives (Unknown)

February 23rd

* What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are small matters compared to what lies within us (Unknown)

February 24th

* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others (Unknown)

February 25th

* Two wrongs may not make a right but three rights make a left (Proverb)

February 26th

* The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. (Unknown)

February 27th

* Procrastination can be fun. All you do is just wait and see (Unknown)

February 28th

* Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else (Will Rogers)

February 29th

* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane (Unknown)

Chapter Three


March 1st

* Every day get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If you're not there, go to work (Unknown)

March 2nd

* Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy (Unknown)

March 3rd

* Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics (Unknown)

March 4th

* No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible (Unknown)

March 5th

* A man is at his tallest when he stoops to help a child (Proverb)

March 6th

* It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions (Unknown)

March 7th

* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man (Unknown)

March 8th

* You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. (Bob Hope)

March 9th

* A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat (Unknown)

March 10th

* A fly will not get into a closed mouth (Proverb)

March 11th

* The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is probably a poor judge of distance (Unknown)

March 12th

* An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere. The pessimist sees only the red light. But the truly wise person is color blind. (Dr. Albert Schweitzer)

March 13th

* Be the change you wish to see in the world. (Gandhi)

March 14th

* Sometimes the only way you can take a really good look at yourselves is through someone else's eyes (Unknown)

March 15th

* A chain is no stronger than its weakest link (Proverb)

March 16th

* Did you notice no one is listening until you fart? (Unknown)

March 17th

* To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy. (Hippocrates)

March 18th

* A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. (Unknown)

March 19th * Live everyday as if it was your last, because one of these days you will be right (Unknown)

March 20th

* A best friend is like a four leaf clover, Hard to find and lucky to have (Proverb)

March 21st

* Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. (Unknown)

March 22nd

* Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more. (Unknown)

March 23rd

* When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. (Unknown)

March 24th

* Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. (Unknown)

March 25th

* Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. (Confucius)

March 26th

* Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. (Unknown)

March 27th

* Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. (Unknown)

March 28th

* If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. (Unknown)

March 29th

* When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. (Unknown)

March 30th

* Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk. (Confucius)

March 31st

* I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. (Unknown)

Chapter Four


April 1st

* Children may only be 10% of our population but they're 100% of our future. (Unknown)

April 2nd

* I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. (Unknown)

April 3rd

* One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. (Unknown)

April 4th

* For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)

April 5th

* A wise head keeps a still tongue (Proverb)

April 6th

* You know times are changing when people are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. (Unknown)

April 7th

* Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. (Oscar Wilde)

April 8th

* I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. (Unknown)

April 9th

* If you judge people, you have no time to love them. ( Mother Teresa)

April 10th

* Don't drink and park, accidents cause people. (Confucius)

April 11th

* Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. (R. Emerson)

April 12th

* Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. (Unknown)

April 13th

* Never be afraid to try, remember ... Amateurs built the ark, Professionals built the Titanic. (Unknown)

April 14th

* A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on (Winston Churchill)

April 15th

* Our faults irritate us most when we see them in others. (Proverb)

April 16th

* Integrity is shown when no one is looking. (Unknown)

April 17th

* The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it. (Unknown)

April 18th

* We're not being rude. You're just insignificant. (Unknown)

April 19th

* The secret of life isn't in what happens to you, but what you do with what happens to you. (Unknown)

April 20th

* A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. (Latin Proverb)

April 21st

* Problems are to the mind what exercise is tot he muscles, they toughen up and you become stronger (Unknown)

April 22nd

* Don't ever assume that there's plenty of time left In life to tell someone how much they mean to it today! (Unknown)

April 23rd

* When did our wild oats turn into prunes and all bran? (Unknown)

April 24th

* Keep your words never know when you might have to eat them. (Unknown)

April 25th

* All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get. (Confucius)

April 26th

* Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids (Unknown)

April 27th

* Remember.....that money doesn't buy class. (Unknown)

April 28th

* I've learned....that when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere. (Unknown)

April 29th

* If your sister/brother hits you, don't hit him/ her back. They always catch the second person. (Unknown)

April 30th

* Man who drive like hell bound to get there. (Confucius)

Chapter Five


May 1st

* Laughing is good exercise; it's like jogging on the inside. (Unknown)

May 2nd

* Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. (Unknown)

May 3rd

* Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment. (Mark Twain)

May 4th

* A day of sorrow is longer than a month of joy (Proverb)

May 5th

* War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left. (Confucius)

May 6th

* Ever notice how the average tourist wants to go where there are no tourists? (Unknown)

May 7th

* Trying to squash a rumor is like trying to un-ring a bell. (Unknown)

May 8th

* Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. (Albert Einstein)

May 9th

* No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. (Abraham Lincoln)

May 10th

* The way some people find fault, you'd think there was some kind of reward. (Unknown)


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